What's with the whole "posted 46 years ago" thing? I bet this site wasn't even made 46 years ago. How about this: You are given a button. And if you press it, you will be able to make everyone love you and control those who reject you. You will never need ...[Show full comment]
underfellsans9510 years ago
46 years ago? I don't think computers were even made 46 years ago... Or were they?
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Trixie5 years ago
Loophole! If you have many friends pick the ones who have the most friends in your friend group and say ‘f/n tell o/f/n that hdjsjjejd sjkdnkwjwhhsjsjkeiwhdbbd dunks Jen down bel s skekenjejwknwber ‘
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PRESS IT!!!!!11 years ago
i can have anything i want right? then i want to have a family!!!!!
It says nothing about best friends enemies or aquantices
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mdck59 years ago
You can have anything you want
A voice and a wife lol
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geuces10 years ago
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geuces10 years ago
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Kittyduckcheese10 years ago
Never said no girlfriend
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underfellsans9510 years ago
I don't have any friends... Nor a family.... Or anything in that matter.... :*(
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Allana Jayde Olson13 years ago
Sure. It doesn't say anything about dating, and your best friend can be your boyfriend too. You can also adopt. Anyway, if you could have anything you wanted and wanted family and a spouse, the curse would be undone, right? Either way, the situation is solvable.
UndertaleFann5 years ago
You can't have a family at all. This includes adoption.
but you can use "text and talk" to talk to every one else PUSH
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Daniel Tickner13 years ago
what if that is what I want?
Side note can't get a woman pregs
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Dana Herbert13 years ago
Maybe if you want to get married, have a family and more friends for long enough it will break the situation and you can have them?
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J-ing8 years ago
I want to speak to more than 2 friends and get married and have a family
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LunarKT11 years ago
I can f)(k my friend. finaly
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Haki7hikari10 years ago
I never really intended to marry anyways. Also it didn't say that it had to be the same 2 friends all the time.
I'm not someone with a big social life, so if I have 2 good friends to talk too, I'm already happy.
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That bookworm who loves Fall Out Boy 10 years ago
Well, I have only two actual friends (I think) so no problem here.....
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SunsetRedRobots11 years ago
If I can have anything I want, I'll get a family if I want one!
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Basvette10 years ago
I have anything I want, so I just want to have more friends, Mary and have family. Problem solved!
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Apoca1ypse2 years ago
搞得好像你不安按钮你就能找到女朋友一样,笑死我了
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Heromine412311 years ago
I could always just get what I want and bam family and wife which equals u know what ðŸ˜
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Kamenaglasses9 years ago
YOUR KIDDING ME? THE THING I WANT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IS SOMEBODY I WANT TO MARRY!
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Ice10 years ago
What if what you want is to be able to speak to more friends and be able to marry? Lol, I clicked yes because the first one cancels out the second one.
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panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots11 years ago
*aromatic asexuals laughing in the distance*
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WoodStuff9 years ago
have infinite wishes, then wish for the downside to be gone. DONE.
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vorpike12 years ago
sociality is more important psychologically than u think
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Samtheprogrammer7 years ago
Well the loophole is that you can have family since you can have anything you want
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Genkiduro11 years ago
Error 404 : Paradox found ! I can have everything. I want to have a family. I can't. So I can't have everything. But I can have everything. But I can't ... Error, self destruction in t -10 ..
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Lionwhisker129 years ago
I only have 2 true friends .Everyone else is simply an acquaintance.
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annabanana1057910 years ago
.... da fuk....
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Chev2thelev10 years ago
What if you have no friends?
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Sybaulast year
i can talk to the miku yeeeeeeaaaaaah
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toan greenlow10 years ago
I only have one friend anyway
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ConeOnYT8 years ago
Anything you want? I'll want myself a family.
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xXTehEpicAmpharosXx11 years ago
I only have 2 friends, and I can just get back my family by having anything i want >:)
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please11 years ago
The thing i want (being married)
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DavidHarper9 years ago
ANY THING = GET TWO FRIEND WHwn they get boring kill em and get new friends
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coachskau11 years ago
Joke's on you; I only have two friends and my prospects of marriage are zero.
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Yourgesflergen9 years ago
I can want to have More than 2 friends and to marry and to have a family.
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Austin Whitlow13 years ago
what if i want all that
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Samantha72410 years ago
But if I can have anything I want then I can have a family
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ArienAteYourExamPapers6 years ago
I get what I want and I want what I get. I can marry if I want to.
Also I will be nuking my sister without getting arrested. Also Imma start WW3 and I will be allowed to do the shit I want.
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Planeguy199611 years ago
I want to have a family and speak to every human in the world
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ignitedrik8 years ago
But this is a loophole...
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stophanie11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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SwanDragon9 years ago
*cough* contradictory *cough*
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BloodyMay8 years ago
You can date someone for LIFE AND ADOPT KIDS THEN YOU WILL HAVE TWO CLOSE FRIENDS> HAVE A KID (NOT A FAMILY) AND BE DATING SOMEONE. HAPPINESS LOOPHOLE
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Rocie11 years ago
So wait! I could fall in love with a AI? Also you said MARRY! I could learn sighn language and talk to guys BUT never marry. Also I can write!
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