You gain the ability to play all first person shooter, strategy and fighting games flawlessly.
but
If you ever participate in a serious competitive game, you will fail miserably and make downright idiotic mistakes.
I will not


youngsheldon11 months ago
bazinga!

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that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
i would start a youtube channel and then be known as the best gamer on the planet and become rich and famous.

la_SASSIN8 months ago
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BobMaester8 years ago
I play alone, because I only have 1 friend who was created by a previous button

gadlygamer3 years ago
easy. play casual

Nisawesome9 years ago
Not planning to enter any serious comeptitions. Ill take the free flawless playing skill and reck my friend at Street Fighter 2.

Peter Sibbald12 years ago
I don't enter those contests anyway. I play for leisure. I certainly wouldn't participate in those competitions after pressing the button.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Same here
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Anthony Colletti12 years ago
yeah then i'll start streaming on twitch and cake up, thanks guys

insertrandomnameXD4 years ago
""i suck at serious competitive games but im the best in shooters, how im i so bad""

seabunky10 years ago
I play for fun, but I like to dominate the game, muahahaha

BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago
I'm too good at Mario Kart to give that up.

igamingmango9 years ago
i am already amazing

dantdarkone9 years ago
so nothing changes.

Ronnoc5279 years ago
Screw Real Life.

PrimeElmnt7 years ago
I wouldn't participate in competitive games, its that easy

Kathryn Weidner12 years ago
I'm already a boss at most games, so why should I blow my chances of going pro?

pp123410 years ago
I play LoL but not competitively so who gives a shit

AJ_Vincent8 years ago
Fucking hell yes!

holb99579 years ago
no game compitisions are searious

Loopholesbeginhere8 years ago
Fallout doesn't have serious competitions

PrinceEKClast year
It may be bc u get nervous during the competition

why do you care10 years ago
Thats my life already

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GenoSans7 years ago
i never enter contests and i always play single player games so, downside please?

Chanocraft 10 years ago
story of my life already nothing changes

gfxhdt8 years ago
But what fun is there in being perfect?

Virtuoso8 years ago
Satisfaction of winning.

blue_fire910 years ago
Downside is??

Shadowwolf36838 years ago
there is no upside, the whole point of playing a game is to start out sucking, and then becoming good at them, and then laughing at how bad you used to suck

CurtisMarauder9 years ago
That's already me.

Jeff_bitch2148 years ago
I already do that been playing cod since I was three bitches

num1goonlord4 months ago
they not like us!

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malcreeper9 years ago
I already do this lol

Trottole4 years ago
Dio cane

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's10 years ago
I basically do this already T-T

bertofoda58 years ago
Christ,this is fucking stupid, but i like videogames anyways

bertofoda58 years ago
And South Park

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
I wanna earn my wins, not press some cheap button and instantly win games. That just isn't any fun.

Larry LuciferChrist Glass12 years ago
This questions cancels itself out.

Uncookedham879 years ago
#180000noscope

LolOmgYolo9 years ago
I just won't

Poois9 years ago
That would ruin rocket league

DerpSSundae10 years ago
HOW IS THIS SHIT CRAPPI

Shadesmar8 years ago
isnt the strife to get better part of the fun?

Americanwolflast year
just don't play in them

Donderpants10 years ago
Gah! I hate FPSes, no point, just means I'll fail against friends in things like Smash Bros. No upside.

Conko_Donko8 years ago
I already play most FPS flawlessly already

mrman1239 years ago
cod is competitive and its a fps so it would be flawless making this a paradox

FlixLger8 years ago
Me basically.

walgen19209 years ago
I can just be the video game hermit in the mountains. Training any young protégé that comes my way.

GoDawgsO17 years ago
I’d just be a streamer lmao

mewingkitty10 years ago
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