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Maharid 2 years ago

I want to invent a visrus that work automatically and wipe out all evil people of the world, once made i don't even have the need to buy it.

meatloave 10 months ago

The human race would go totally extinct to a person.no one would survive.'evil' just isn't our default setting it is the foundation stone upon which out dna is made. Go to a group of people that represent a cross section of all human tribes and ask them i... [Show full comment]

235x0 2 years ago

Me "Hello sir I would like to buy a inter universe portal staff" Him "Ok that will cost 1 (dead) Eevee and the heart of Ash Ketchum, so you will have to give me that after you get this staff" Me "Ok sure I already want to kill Ash and killing an Eevee too... [Show full comment]

WhyDoiExistAnymore 5 years ago

i would invent something, but have a patent accepted already before i invent it. So the idiot who takes the credit will be sued.

eggybreadcool 2 years ago

thats actually a big brain move

dankmemes101 9 years ago

"PRUCHASE"

LissaDaPanda 11 years ago

I would give all the money to my mom and have her get me things.

Vortex1212 9 years ago

Just print your name on the product. Simple loophole

Callum Macdonald 13 years ago

I would invent a statue of me. Whoever is given credit instantly becomes a fan of mine.

Leaf_it 8 years ago

NO

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

Every invention is worth 50 cents.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

After I invent a machine that creates items out thin air money will become irrelevant therefore who cares about the boost in price I can create money out of thin air!. Also I think I get to keep the original so screw it!

Punkinator last year

Hamburger guy boy do i have a question for you

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SemiIsback 8 years ago

I would invent an Evil-Destroying machine, a time machine, a shrink machine, and pocket computers

StormyAnne 9 years ago

What is pruchase?

Meghan Rader 13 years ago

Bacon printer, here I come!

John R. Lewis 13 years ago

I lost interest after the 4th paragraph.

Scarose 10 years ago

there aren't any paragraphs at all. It's 3 sentences total.. at least 4 makes a paragraph if it's decent enough and the standard is 5 sentences. You must have meant after the 4th line.

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B0JACK 6 years ago

I would invent things that cost 1 dollar

Axios 10 years ago

Since no one else did, i guess ill do it... "Pruchase"

Roaryboy 11 years ago

Agreeing with Arkbetae here

Chiaroscuro-chan 11 years ago

What if I invented a "find the inventor of this device machine?"

Bigdaddyfuze 9 years ago

What"s the point

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

Copyright protect it. Let's see if someone takes credit now! :D

Michael_823 11 years ago

LOL Yeah

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

Anything you say? Sooo... I could invent a device that has people realize that I'm the one doing it and that will make them give me a... let"s say 1,000% discount. In everything ever, then I can get credit and save the world!

DotStar 10 years ago

"If it is technically possible"

lolgirl29 11 years ago

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Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

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Netsuki 3 years ago

Of course not. It's already too expensive for technology that exist already. I will not pay double.

Arkbetae 12 years ago

I'd invent 3 things. Vitrual Reality; A cure for all sicknesses; and a cure to the masses of homophobic, fandom hating, suicide encouraging shitholes on the internet.

Michael_823 11 years ago

Yeah Invent Those Things :D

Nico3 8 years ago

Pruchase?

Daqa1225 10 years ago

But it will go for pruchase

Hypixbc 9 years ago

At least i will he known

eldora14 11 years ago

I would make bean boozled... In chocolate balls (like milkduds, whoppers, ect.)

Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr. 13 years ago

WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

Mr. Logic 11 years ago

Just make a money printer. (â–€Ì¿Ä¹Ì¯â–€Ì¿ Ì¿)

Tyler3978 11 years ago

Money Printers are already a thing.

liyimei 2 years ago

I can come up with the idea of a spaceship. It's okay to give the credit to scientists. After all, without the necessary capabilities, it's likely that such an idea wouldn't even occur to people.

jessica06 9 years ago

Make the world a better place

Nerdmaster 10 years ago

I need to invent the gun from "Portal"

Creepersrule10 10 years ago

Available for pruchase? Oh nu bru

John Hooley 13 years ago

invent a self contained, solar powered mobile space colony. Which i believe is technically possible but not financially feasible. But since it would be available for purchase immediately, It would have to be made. Even if you aren't the one who buys it, yo... [Show full comment]

RadomLifeChoiceDayz 9 years ago

Money? Seems like a deal...

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

Make a money printer and then a time machine and then SBURB

JohnTDK 11 years ago

hey dude Money Printer already exist so it's not gonna work

TheHollowLord 11 years ago

All of my ideas of inventions have no price so no downside

ILookExactlyLikeYou 10 years ago

Pruchase XD

SabF24 12 years ago

Make a machine that gives people to be allergic to dipshits except me. Killed half the populace, GG.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Is the TARDIS technically possible?

Leili 9 years ago

B R U H I want the credit

will da boss 11 years ago

if its a hobo then yes

Neonboy04 9 years ago

Who cares if i can't have it, what matters is that it"s there

UnknownGhostR54 11 years ago

Pruchase

ZQYZJ 3 months ago

当全世界孩子的天马行空的想象都能够立刻实现并上架的话，你就不得不考虑该如何严肃处理那些想毁灭世界的孩子了

Spongygames 11 years ago

If I made it for free, no one earns anything but machines~! I win.

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Krouton 10 years ago

Yeah but any reasonable invention would theoretically boost productivity and efficiency in the world. For example FTL travel, teleportation, self-replicating robots. Everyone's life is better therefore my standard of living is better so regardless of the r... [Show full comment]

Hayley Jean McAuliffe 13 years ago

Make a machine that makes your dreams come true

DarkMatter 11 years ago

I would make a counterfeit machine that only I can use

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