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You receive $1 for every single hair on your body once a year for the rest of your life.

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Every year before you receive the money, every hair on your body is tied to a string and then all of them are ripped from your skin all at once. You are not allowed to take anything for the pain.

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The Enlightened10 years ago

IF THEY'RE RIPPED OFF AT ONE MY SKIN GOES WITH THEM AND I DIE. THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS IS STUPID.

j0code3 years ago

just shave all of your hair except in a specific location where it doesn't hurt as much there still enough hairs to get a few thousand

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A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

All the hair on my body? even on my... HELL NO NOT PRESSING

SpeculatingSeal8 years ago

A wave of realisation just smashed into my face

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supermarvel039 years ago

Ummm some of these comments say they were posted 47 years ago.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

It"s a glitch

Addsey10 years ago

that would probberbly rip your'e dam head off

elynn3 years ago

First of all that"s the wrong your second of all you spelled you"re wrong

Joshua Bright12 years ago

But.. Then you wouldn't get money

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago

ImmortalCAT2005 but the hair sacks would probably come with, so it"s a 1 time thing

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NewGenerationX9 years ago

Hahaha 40% of people wont get any money, but would be bold and hairless

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

Now it’s 36%

peep10 years ago

Ow that hurt

supermarvel039 years ago

Hahaha ðŸ˜Š

JacquaiGags8 years ago

That means u don't get money xD nope

blade1179 years ago

ummm that means NO MONEY! !!!!!!!!

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Talk about a hair brained get rich quick scheme.

Victyrus9 years ago

Hell no.

KazouTheBlue9 years ago

Well, this is the biggest bullshit ever. The only thing that you'd get is your hair ripped out...

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

No. Your skin will too

XaroYvadner9 years ago

The pain aint worth the gain

captain mcderp10 years ago

ok I wax myself all the time

ITellTheTruth10 years ago

then there wouldnt be enough hair for you to get enough money

chantheboss10 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°) damn

Oscaror Swider12 years ago

Umm, wouldn't you get no money?

Dylann8 years ago

Then no money, contradictory bro

Dr&eacute;_01010 years ago

I did not

Jo Harvell9 years ago

Just shave your head, arms, legs, 'there' and yeah, lots less pain

Mranimegamer10110 years ago

best to get it over with

nerdhere32011 years ago

I'd go days without payment and sorely. Nope.

FreShaVacaDo10007 years ago

Teh pain...

Bazazz8 years ago

My penis

Sugarmama1239 years ago

Fuck it

ArttuIkonen8 years ago

I would get used to it

Snowman7329 years ago

Now this children is called being scalped:)

oldnotweak10 years ago

i would shave myself just before they did that. and then put the har back on me with elmar glue

orangutan10019 years ago

So you either go though pain and get no money and be bald or you get no money and you are not violated by whomever is tying up your pubes

Katie Mitchell12 years ago

wouldn't it just feel like using tweezers or something cause that's not that bad

MoreTEM7 years ago

But.. Then You Wouldn't Get The Money

iHateDonaldTrumpXD8 years ago

No...

deenuts10 years ago

You wouldn't get any money and you would die

Wiiwum9 years ago

So... it does nothing.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Hi Napstablook

Find kiddo 10 years ago

Nom nom nom do you hear that that's me eating pizza the exact opposite of that

Lepidobatrachus-laevis4 years ago

I would want cancer

Weerwet9 years ago

Body hair would be fine, but that could seriously rip your scalp off.

GeorgeFritz8 years ago

Even my bal- OOOOOOUWTCH

lolnothanks8 years ago

HAHA TRICHOTILLOMANIA BIZZNITCHES

logicalreasons10 years ago

I'd die from the pain so NO THX

MaDdEzZ969 years ago

They're basically paying you to get a wax.

NewGenerationX9 years ago

But bro, they dont give you any money! Becoze it says: for every hair ON YOUR BODY... and you wouldnt have any hair on body if they shawed it day before "giving you money".

Brodie Slenderman Corte12 years ago

i love my hair so noooo

EmmaIsamazing7 years ago

The 35 percent is dumb

Honk Honk9 years ago

I think the guy who made didn't think this through......

KenWasHere218 years ago

Shave right before its ripped

sam the pancake9 years ago

the fuck? why does this matter?

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago

Aw hell to the naw

JonnyLyons8 years ago

How it works is they count the hair then they take out the hair then give u they money and I can't feel pain so

crazycrocodile9 years ago

Robot chiken

Kile8 years ago

What"s with all the Half Life 3 nonsense?

Nick_bulgar10 years ago

Im sure the pain is not as bad as a real job, haha

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