You can marry whoever you please, whenever you want. The person you marry will genuinely love you.
but
If you are married, you cannot have sex with your partner and cheating is physically impossible.
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
whoever. there are no limits to this, are there? could i just... marry some random alien that could introduce me to epic technology or something?

liass12 11 years ago
'' cheating is physically impossible. '' Challenge accepted.

CorbaKing 9 years ago
No as in you can't do it. Like no matter what you can not cheat on your spouse.
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Aether 11 years ago
Marry someone rich, take all their money, divorce and bang anyone afterwards. Poof, loophole

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
Imagine marrying Bill Gates for his money.
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Alexbi232 4 years ago
Laughs in asexual

untakenname 2 years ago
I was just about to say that

coldestneptuneVriska 10 years ago
i would say "yay! Asexual!" but alas i am Demisexual

ranboomba 4 years ago
BoopYourNose it means that you don't feel sexual attraction to someone before you know them well. :)
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TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago
Is cheating mentally possible?

undefined 11 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Cross-sansy 10 years ago
Ok and sex is not everything in being married

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
True dat

Enel 4 years ago
“aSeXuAl lAuGhTeR”

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
I don't want to marry.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Same

ClareWhite 11 years ago
Downside?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Upside?
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Sami Balts 13 years ago
Woo for asexuality!

Ramen246 7 years ago
Yassss!!
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DEEZNUTS004 11 years ago
I want sex so no

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago
57 percent you do know that you dont have to be married right?

Marcus-101 9 years ago
At least you can beat your meat while looking at her.

Camille_0304 9 years ago
Stay engaged to them until your seventies or eighties, and have lots of SEX!!! Then, marry them once you get too old for sex.

Krusek 9 years ago
don't marry them, stay engaged to them.

PlumpiXD 9 years ago
It would be okay for me, even if my partner is cheating at me. Because I love her like crazy...

AnyaSingh 8 years ago
That"s some true love!😆

RainbowAngleWings 11 years ago
I chose yes cuz if you are feeling like: #forever alone then yeah.... YOU DON'T NEED SEX!!!1

Deadcool1313 11 years ago
Just don't get married and have tons of sex then get married when you feel it's good.

BoopYourNose 6 years ago
yes

QwerAsdfZxcv 11 years ago
Pfft, since when are relationships about love? SEX! SEX! SEX!

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago
UM, SINCE ALWAYS?
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Superwar3795 9 years ago
didn’t say anything about divorce..

Josh Burchard 13 years ago
So..basically a normal marriage?

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago
You would hope.
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Suck-my-juicy-cheeseburger 9 years ago
Wait, the only thing different from real life is how if I press the button, i lose my sex privileges. How sad....

ChaosHuntsman 10 years ago
Live together with the intent to be married, get married in your late 70"s.

Supra1Skylineee 10 years ago
I don't cheat I hate cheaters (AKA) my ex

lizabean 10 years ago
basically all of the ppl on here are asexual 😂😂😂

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
I'm not asexual but I won't have sex cuz aromantic exists

DaDerpedDerp 10 years ago
Idc about sex woohoo I won't be lonely

KoDan76 10 years ago
That feeling when you are virgin :(

Zekzar 10 years ago
Have sex with them until you physicalpy can't have sex anymore. Then get married. Easy.

ReLaX 10 years ago
I'm 12...

BoopYourNose 6 years ago
omg me too

ABBEH 11 years ago
First off, that second thing isn't a bad side. If you loved them you wouldn't cheat anyway, and therefore if you wanted to cheat you wouldn't have chosen to marry them. The other thing doesn't matter to me but I guess some people might not like that.

Adam Sikorski 13 years ago
I need sex.

Hitzuki Key 13 years ago
No sex? No way. :c

BoopYourNose 6 years ago
yes

John Havlin 13 years ago
Just have sex before the marriage

Mangaman13 11 years ago
*gets out fleshlight*

nadiacraft2009 9 years ago
b.s

Maggie 12 years ago
Sex doesn't equal love. Jeeze.

ImmaBanana 10 years ago
Make babies before the marrige and then marry?

fir 2 months ago
Chobits

Luke_Groundrunner 9 years ago
Snuggle monster rawr!

Christopher Gudgeon 13 years ago
i dont marry anyone. and i don't want to have s#x

Fab - Lion. 11 years ago
I dont need babies.

huskyshouldlive 11 years ago
Couldn't you scissor?

Veer 5 years ago
Divorce them, sex, marry again

MoonlightStarsquill 11 years ago
Tbh I don't care about sex so... eh

Seapony 8 years ago
Honestly, love itself is way more valuable to me than sex. And it didn't say sexy cuddling was not an option.

Gajeel 12 years ago
Bj included?

JimmyLord 11 years ago
Umm adoption?

LordEnder_Kitty 2 years ago
In about two minutes I just thought of so many loopholes and workarounds, it's crazy.
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