Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

whoever. there are no limits to this, are there? could i just... marry some random alien that could introduce me to epic technology or something?

liass12 11 years ago

'' cheating is physically impossible. '' Challenge accepted.

CorbaKing 9 years ago

No as in you can't do it. Like no matter what you can not cheat on your spouse.

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Aether 11 years ago

Marry someone rich, take all their money, divorce and bang anyone afterwards. Poof, loophole

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Imagine marrying Bill Gates for his money.

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Alexbi232 4 years ago

Laughs in asexual

untakenname 2 years ago

I was just about to say that

coldestneptuneVriska 10 years ago

i would say "yay! Asexual!" but alas i am Demisexual

ranboomba 4 years ago

BoopYourNose it means that you don't feel sexual attraction to someone before you know them well. :)

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TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

Is cheating mentally possible?

undefined 11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Cross-sansy 10 years ago

Ok and sex is not everything in being married

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

True dat

Enel 4 years ago

“aSeXuAl lAuGhTeR”

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

I don't want to marry.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Same

ClareWhite 11 years ago

Downside?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Upside?

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Sami Balts 13 years ago

Woo for asexuality!

Ramen246 7 years ago

Yassss!!

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DEEZNUTS004 11 years ago

I want sex so no

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago

57 percent you do know that you dont have to be married right?

Marcus-101 9 years ago

At least you can beat your meat while looking at her.

Camille_0304 9 years ago

Stay engaged to them until your seventies or eighties, and have lots of SEX!!! Then, marry them once you get too old for sex.

Krusek 9 years ago

don't marry them, stay engaged to them.

PlumpiXD 10 years ago

It would be okay for me, even if my partner is cheating at me. Because I love her like crazy...

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

That"s some true love!😆

RainbowAngleWings 11 years ago

I chose yes cuz if you are feeling like: #forever alone then yeah.... YOU DON'T NEED SEX!!!1

Deadcool1313 11 years ago

Just don't get married and have tons of sex then get married when you feel it's good.

BoopYourNose 6 years ago

yes

QwerAsdfZxcv 11 years ago

Pfft, since when are relationships about love? SEX! SEX! SEX!

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago

UM, SINCE ALWAYS?

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Superwar3795 9 years ago

didn’t say anything about divorce..

Josh Burchard 13 years ago

So..basically a normal marriage?

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

You would hope.

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Suck-my-juicy-cheeseburger 9 years ago

Wait, the only thing different from real life is how if I press the button, i lose my sex privileges. How sad....

ChaosHuntsman 10 years ago

Live together with the intent to be married, get married in your late 70"s.

Supra1Skylineee 10 years ago

I don't cheat I hate cheaters (AKA) my ex

lizabean 10 years ago

basically all of the ppl on here are asexual 😂😂😂

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

I'm not asexual but I won't have sex cuz aromantic exists

DaDerpedDerp 10 years ago

Idc about sex woohoo I won't be lonely

KoDan76 10 years ago

That feeling when you are virgin :(

Zekzar 10 years ago

Have sex with them until you physicalpy can't have sex anymore. Then get married. Easy.

ReLaX 10 years ago

I'm 12...

BoopYourNose 6 years ago

omg me too

ABBEH 11 years ago

First off, that second thing isn't a bad side. If you loved them you wouldn't cheat anyway, and therefore if you wanted to cheat you wouldn't have chosen to marry them. The other thing doesn't matter to me but I guess some people might not like that.

Adam Sikorski 13 years ago

I need sex.

John Havlin 13 years ago

Just have sex before the marriage

Hitzuki Key 13 years ago

No sex? No way. :c

BoopYourNose 6 years ago

yes

Pok&eacute;mon Master Red 10 years ago

I guess I can still masturbate...

DogePressesTheButton 2 years ago

What if I wanna have kids?

Timjfarmer 9 years ago

I don't want sex

Monique Land 13 years ago

*asexual laughter in the background*

AussieTheCat 5 years ago

Where downside

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