Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

whoever. there are no limits to this, are there? could i just... marry some random alien that could introduce me to epic technology or something?

liass129 years ago

'' cheating is physically impossible. '' Challenge accepted.

CorbaKing7 years ago

No as in you can't do it. Like no matter what you can not cheat on your spouse.

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Alexbi2323 years ago

Laughs in asexual

untakennamelast year

I was just about to say that

Aether10 years ago

Marry someone rich, take all their money, divorce and bang anyone afterwards. Poof, loophole

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Imagine marrying Bill Gates for his money.

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undefined10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

coldestneptuneVriska8 years ago

i would say "yay! Asexual!" but alas i am Demisexual

ranboomba2 years ago

BoopYourNose it means that you don't feel sexual attraction to someone before you know them well. :)

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TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

Is cheating mentally possible?

Enel3 years ago

“aSeXuAl lAuGhTeR”

Cross-sansy8 years ago

Ok and sex is not everything in being married

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

True dat

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

I don't want to marry.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

Same

ClareWhite9 years ago

Downside?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

Upside?

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Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago

57 percent you do know that you dont have to be married right?

DEEZNUTS0049 years ago

I want sex so no

Sami Balts12 years ago

Woo for asexuality!

Ramen2465 years ago

Yassss!!

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Marcus-1018 years ago

At least you can beat your meat while looking at her.

Camille_03048 years ago

Stay engaged to them until your seventies or eighties, and have lots of SEX!!! Then, marry them once you get too old for sex.

Krusek8 years ago

don't marry them, stay engaged to them.

PlumpiXD8 years ago

It would be okay for me, even if my partner is cheating at me. Because I love her like crazy...

AnyaSingh7 years ago

That"s some true love!😆

RainbowAngleWings9 years ago

I chose yes cuz if you are feeling like: #forever alone then yeah.... YOU DON'T NEED SEX!!!1

Deadcool13139 years ago

Just don't get married and have tons of sex then get married when you feel it's good.

BoopYourNose5 years ago

yes

QwerAsdfZxcv9 years ago

Pfft, since when are relationships about love? SEX! SEX! SEX!

Awesomepeach33 years ago

UM, SINCE ALWAYS?

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Superwar37957 years ago

didn’t say anything about divorce..

Suck-my-juicy-cheeseburger8 years ago

Wait, the only thing different from real life is how if I press the button, i lose my sex privileges. How sad....

ChaosHuntsman8 years ago

Live together with the intent to be married, get married in your late 70"s.

Supra1Skylineee8 years ago

I don't cheat I hate cheaters (AKA) my ex

lizabean8 years ago

basically all of the ppl on here are asexual 😂😂😂

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

I'm not asexual but I won't have sex cuz aromantic exists

DaDerpedDerp8 years ago

Idc about sex woohoo I won't be lonely

KoDan768 years ago

That feeling when you are virgin :(

Zekzar9 years ago

Have sex with them until you physicalpy can't have sex anymore. Then get married. Easy.

Josh Burchard12 years ago

So..basically a normal marriage?

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

You would hope.

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ReLaX9 years ago

I'm 12...

BoopYourNose5 years ago

omg me too

ABBEH9 years ago

First off, that second thing isn't a bad side. If you loved them you wouldn't cheat anyway, and therefore if you wanted to cheat you wouldn't have chosen to marry them. The other thing doesn't matter to me but I guess some people might not like that.

Adam Sikorski12 years ago

I need sex.

John Havlin12 years ago

Just have sex before the marriage

Hitzuki Key12 years ago

No sex? No way. :c

BoopYourNose5 years ago

yes

Atomicman9608 years ago

Why the fuck are there so many asexuals

djmario439 years ago

Tie ðŸ‘”

dedirake4 years ago

Get a concubine. If partner are so in love with you, they wouldnt mind. Sex with concubine is not cheating.

Gayashell12210 years ago

IM ASEXUAL HAH

Jedak9 years ago

Handjob thats all

AnyaSingh7 years ago

I fucking pressed this two minutes ago!

Troll heart 11 years ago

Then I'd just surgically remove my reproductive system and sell it on eBay.

Timjfarmer7 years ago

I don't want sex

Monique Land12 years ago

*asexual laughter in the background*

Pok&eacute;mon Master Red9 years ago

I guess I can still masturbate...

DogePressesTheButton7 months ago

What if I wanna have kids?

Roaryboy9 years ago

I just saw a Barney Stidsen reference

AussieTheCat3 years ago

Where downside

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TALS_IS_EMAZING8 years ago

YAS HAHA The Asexuals Win This Round

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