Will You Press The Button?

Scarlett Johansson falls in love with you

but

you can't taste bacon anymore

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ShadowLowerlast month

Why...?

235x012 months ago

WTF (Who The Fuck) is Scarlett Johansson?!

Vickster20048 years ago

Fuck that shit, I'm out •_• #Bacon4Lyfe Plus I'm a straight female

Smarty7 years ago

Same

thegirlwholived9 years ago

No way. Bye Scarlett. Not giving up Bacon.

therealobama3 years ago

lmao

Joshuaholedigger8 years ago

Bacon is love bacon is life

Greatcat8 years ago

Who in the right mind would press this?

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Yeah I know right? Anyone could do better then her.

DevynCook8 years ago

I'm lesbian and I hate bacon, this is easy xD

Hyltran4 years ago

Would you really want her to leave her husband and children just because you pressed a button?

Brigader_Kyon8 years ago

0_0 NOT THE BACON

Smarty7 years ago

I am a straight woman who loves bacon where is the upside?

MishtiDoi7 years ago

No upside. Most questions on this site forget that women exist.

rainbowlover8768 years ago

I pressed this button i only eat chicken anyway and I don't care about what gender the person is. Love should be for everyone, shouldn't it? BTW I'm not gay.

rainbowlover8768 years ago

BTW I'm a girl at age 13. ♥

Conner Wolf12 years ago

I don't like bacon anyway

DonnaAustin5 years ago

Yay NO MORE BACON NO MORE BACON NO MORE BACON NO MORE BACON SIGN ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WHERE DO I SIGN UP PLEASE LET ME SIGN UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

Who the fuck is Scarlett Johansson?

Raffaelo3 years ago

SERIOUSLY??? She is the actor from Black Widow

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smallgay8 years ago

whats the upside?

Mavery98 years ago

I'm gay I'll take the food

Queer8 years ago

Same

123456789008 years ago

I'm muslim so no problem lol

KatFarmer8 years ago

Who?

Sif1338 years ago

Who tf is Scarlett Johanson even? xD

Theguywhoknows9 years ago

im ok with not having bacon

shewhobringsthenight9 years ago

Here's the thing - i'm a straight girl and i don't eat meat.

leffelhufpaint9 years ago

Too bad for us guys huhðŸ˜Ž

ana.ritabatista9 years ago

Fuck bacon

Joshuaholedigger8 years ago

Fuck you

Anthony SC Cappel-West12 years ago

That's a double negative. I hate Scarlett Johansson, and love bacon.

Sirayo7 years ago

What so bad about her?

Christian Marc Nico Alingasa12 years ago

i CHOOSE BACON

Jaron Detchon12 years ago

It was a good run bacon, but it had to end sometime.

April Reese12 years ago

I love Scarlett and I don't eat bacon anyway.

Zoe Bamford12 years ago

Downside?

OnionSquid3 years ago

I'm not an adult anyways

RedLeaderTord8 years ago

Who the fuck..? Whatever, I don't care, bacon is the fucking best.

ThanksMarvelForRuiningMyLife9 years ago

Worth it!!!

Patrick Johnson12 years ago

nope.avi

Alexis06sweet7 years ago

Hell no, Im a woman!!

duzk34318 years ago

I would give up bacon for her.

DragoonBlaize 9 years ago

Meh... I'm not interested

MaddyR8 years ago

Bacon rules all

mischief9 years ago

No good-side.

BACONLIFE9 years ago

Damn it that sucks

Octomations7 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOO! ITS NOT WORTH THE BACON! plus I don't know who Scarlett Johansson is so ya

SEXYPOTATO099 years ago

She'll be much better than bacon

mandrake 9 years ago

Bacon

Avacado12348 years ago

I'm a girl

TheREALbooperdooper9 years ago

She better have red hair though

skyler340810 years ago

I hate Bacon and I am a girl

IanScott5554 years ago

Yes but bacon.

Spiderp8 years ago

I love you Scarlette; but I love bacon more!

BaconHIgh9 years ago

Why must you destroy things I love

Yvan Bourgault12 years ago

Epic meal time disaprove

Kittenclaw8 years ago

I'm a straight female, I"ve never even heard of this person before, and I like bacon, so there is no upside for me.

doomoocv9 years ago

BACON OVER HUMANS ANYDAY

Loophole Guy11 years ago

No loophole this time, but just wanted to say this is well worth it.

JakFrostee7 years ago

Dont know who she is, but I'm single sooooo

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago

I don't know who they are so I rather taste bacon

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