You acheive world domination, everyone loves you.
but
You get herpes.
I will not

wztbs last year
I don't get what there is to hesitate about; even hesitating for a second is disrespectful to the author.

smiller2395 10 years ago
Hepres is no big deal, guys. #AdamRuinsEverything

Hyltran 3 years ago
You are right it is not but not everyone wants to dominate the world.
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L.C.U 11 years ago
90% of the world population already has Herpes. No downside!

Clayton DuBoce 13 years ago
Doesn't say you have it permanently.

Hyltran 5 years ago
MIDAS If you have the herpes virus 🦠 it is permanent but the symptoms are not. You can have asymptomatic herpes and I believe must people have herpes without knowing it.
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Victoria-666 12 years ago
The really important question is where the herpes will be...

Alix Baker 13 years ago
guys guys, there are creams you can get

Quinn Holt 13 years ago
Not all herpes are genital. Cold sores are herpes.

Derek Ross 13 years ago
Hell yeah world domination is so worth a cold sore every now and then! Considering I already have upper body herpes, its fine. X3 herpes is a lot better than genital warts :0

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago
That"s disgusting...,how did I get upper body herpes

Chris Frank 13 years ago
Shoot, if I achieve world domination, I don't want people to love me. I want them to fear me!

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago
Yeeeesss... that"s what we all want!
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Jan Christoffersen 13 years ago
Small price to pay

Choronzon 10 years ago
Then so will everyone else unless a cure is developed. There"s your incentive world.

Star Flash 11 years ago
herpes no problem.tell the doctor to look for a cure

Zakary977956 10 years ago
Isint herpes permenit

AwesomeNinja08 11 years ago
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JJ103 9 years ago
FEAR ME MORTALS FOR I AM THE GOD OF SHIT AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE PISS IN MY KINGDOM

vorpike 12 years ago
herpes isn't fatal...

BUBBELPOP2 9 years ago
theres different types of herpes/ not just the std/ so i could just get a cold sore and not std herpes

kroboski 11 years ago
Herpes isn't even that bad in most cases

Leftywright 9 years ago
Well, if you include all forms of herpes, there IS chickenpox

Pika Girl 11 years ago
What is herpes?

EdgyMemes 11 years ago
It is a genital or lip border infection.

IDIOT4 6 years ago
Well if you"ve ever had a coldsore you already have herpes

RainbowletsPlay 12 years ago
press button, well i can force everyone to find somethingt to heal me

iShadowBoy 11 years ago
the question is where the herpes be

Brozart 10 years ago
Everyone has herpes and it's manageable.

PinkDiamond 9 years ago
then i'll get all the meds i need cuz im the queen of the world

carnelianHammer 10 years ago
I'm not interested in power, and I don't wan some asshat loving me.

Tropiusite 11 years ago
Alright mooks, work on a cure for herpes!

lloydketchum 11 years ago
I am ok with that

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Yes in a vial in a freezer with 10 secure locks on it

Calista 12 years ago
I don't want world domination.

boiosavage 9 years ago
you can get the best doctors to cure you fuck herpes

HNWT 10 years ago
Almost everyone already has some form of herpes

Kirbyterasu 11 years ago
Too late, I already do

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago
What in the world is herpes?!

SeekerIce20571 11 years ago
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joe1945 8 years ago
I pressed it and i am sure of it

lazycartoon4. 2 months ago
fuck herp, adding e and s to the end of his name don't make him scary

crownofthorns 12 years ago
World domination doesn't necessarily mean it's bad b/c you could do world peace or something :0 Plus if everyone loves you you could get a cure.. & depends where it is

Burstbusterz 9 years ago
Herpes is actually an *extremely* common disease

Weslyxy101 10 years ago
Oooooh! 50/50!

PleasePressTheButton 9 years ago
YOU WILL DIE!!!!

Spadehound 11 years ago
Nah... nah...

aglowramp 6 years ago
Jokes on u I don't know wat herpes are

Roxaz 12 years ago
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ABDL God 11 years ago
I Am Far Beyond Herpes

Gerias 10 years ago
No one was deeper in an humans than me.Soooo, I can tell you that everyone has herpes. The tricky thing is that it is sleeping deep in the body of the most people.

Logic_Sloth 9 years ago
Yolo

dat_gurl_bri 10 years ago
Y'all can hate me all u want...cuz i hate y'all more😂😂😂😘😘😘

FortunePayback 11 years ago
Absolutely. I'll have a team of top scientists cure herpes. The Templars will finally have their New World Order.

blobs94 11 years ago
BITCH EVEN THE DOCTORS WORK FOR ME AND SO DO THE SCIENTISTS THEY CAN FIGURE THAT OUT
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