DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
Well I already do that so the only thing that would change is that someone would finally love me
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Thanatos Arisato13 years ago
Lots of easy ways to fix this. Become a porn star, video game tester, basically any job you like. There's no downside to this.
Koridon2 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
The guy if my dreams is a criminal, so I could just get a job as a cop and pretend to constantly be hunting him down. It’d be a fun game, and we’d be the most fit couple in the world once we retire.
Koridon2 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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MegaDoge9 years ago
AAARRRRGGGH!!!!!!!!
MegaDoge9 years ago
NOT.DOING IT.
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Fabledragon19 years ago
Reality check that"s normal
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BunnyLover110110 years ago
I will be an architect and work at home most of the time.
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Owain45210 years ago
I would be an author. They get to work from home. I can just take 7 hour 59 minute breaks. #Loophole
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ã“ã‚“ã«ã¡ã¯å‹äººã€‚10 years ago
YouTuber.
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ezzle.22410 years ago
What if you work at home?
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Go poop on ur self11 years ago
I mean I'm only 13 I don't have a job so FUCK YEA IM HAVING A IMAGE IF A SHORT BLOND GIRL WITH GLASSES AND HAS A GOOD ASS YEP SHE GONNA COME TRU but sadly this is a game it won't happen :-(
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Riley Boomer13 years ago
I go to school bitches lol
TinaLucia4 years ago
Then you'll have to go to school 9-7, seven days a week, no holidays
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Adam Styve13 years ago
Sweet, 16 hour overtime, and I still get vacation hours.
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Hannah Harpe13 years ago
That's still less hours than I already work.
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Ok and whatlast month
Will the negative effects persist until my death after I choose to end?
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ViviCumbercookie11 years ago
Who says I'm not earning a lot of money? Who says I'm not having fun? XD
Plus: TOM HIDDLESTON, HERE I COME! XD
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Aschtad14099 years ago
I will barely get to see my wife then
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CuteDeadlyMangle11 years ago
I WOULD BE A NUDE ARTIST
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minisamuri4710 years ago
There is this thing called a life that I would like please.
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jusa29711 years ago
But... If i did it, i couldnt spend time with that person.
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meatloave2 years ago
A hot chick who gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost, stolen or broken and with 500,000,000 tax free $ on it then, after a good banging, leaves me and I never see or hear from her again.
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Dale Carrielies13 years ago
Work at home
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Red Gamer11 years ago
Stay at home dad.
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DaRealConMan6 years ago
It never said I can try to get myself fired from my job
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Andrewkiller12310 years ago
My job have sex with her
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ClementBongomin9 years ago
relationship with work.... lol
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Error10 years ago
Im to yong to work
Hatsune_Miku_Fan10 years ago
And too young to spell
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RocketGirl111 years ago
lol... how is this a dilemma??? This is just real life!
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wanted1211 years ago
My life
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meatloavelast year
She's a sizzling hot genie who gives me three wishes as I want them , we have wild sex for a night then part ways.
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eia12 years ago
Thats fine, I'll just be a travel photographer/ journalist and married to Alex Turner. Perfect life.
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Beefston9 years ago
I"d work as a model.
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AldinWTF11 years ago
Step 1: Work as hard as you can to earn much money
Step 2:Quit your job when its holiday
Step 3:Do whatever you want! :D
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ngyes5 years ago
Ah yes, -4 hours of work, i see no downside
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Merry215510 years ago
so i will work for 8 hours seven days a week choose a job that pays well then retire early
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trololswager11 years ago
no holidays? ... FUC* damn
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mebruh11 years ago
Yeah what Thantos Arisato said.
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myadzeboy11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Toska11 years ago
Working 9 'till 5, what a way to make a livin'. Gotta circumcise the christians and Mexicans.
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Warrior_Cats_Harley_Squad10 years ago
U mean the usual?
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Matty0098711 years ago
So your basically a near enugh normal middle class human just with the girl of ur dreams it's basically a win for me
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Ghost_Rider6 years ago
Be a mattress tester
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lovey82611 years ago
what if my job is being a work at home mom? then no downside
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jakeliweiquan9 years ago
You can just do it as NEVER ENDING and have a happy life :D
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abcx9 years ago
That"s called being a father. I want to have children anyways.
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shadowhacked11 years ago
become videogame tester always have to play videgames
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