Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0908 months ago

"you will never die" fuck that

LogicScienceGeek9 years ago

I fail to see the upside.

Nashi_The_Creator3 years ago

Exactly wtf

TheSweetSideOfInsanity8 years ago

I already have died. On the inside, I mean.

Migdin18 years ago

I sold my life when i found out about Youtube 7 years ago

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Dehpieguy8 years ago

you know people are doing some crazy shit when 49% didn't press the button

Tim Keevern12 years ago

Hmmm, immortality or my internet history....Decisions decisions

ChaoticDusk7 years ago

Oh Lord, yeah my parents do not need to see my internet history. Please no.

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Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

Upside??

Rem-chan9 years ago

Hey Zimbelman!

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knurfa9 years ago

So, from the moment I press this button, my worst secret is my inability to die. That's not so bad.

NHLic8 years ago

When everyone knows it, the secret becomes non-secret. When non-secrets spread to all the people, they don't give a fuck to them with time. Fucktards, you know.

Robettaja8 years ago

IM IMMORTAL!hahahaha! Oh wait... if everyone knows my worst secret i cant kill myself.. FUCK!😡🔫

StormyAnne8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

OrangeBro8 years ago

They will already be dead.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Just become immortal.....

LpL8 years ago

if u are immortal u will live after all of your loved ones die and what will happen in like 5 thousand years when the sun blows up? oooooooowwwwwwwccccchhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NIOIN8 years ago

5000 years is wayyy too short. It"s billions of years and you could just make new friends after losing your old ones.

DragonMoose8 years ago

If you can never die, all of those you love will die and you'll have to move on every time all of your loved ones die. Its torture, NOT power.

Migdin18 years ago

Your loved ones would still die, that is life

Cyber Morgan9 years ago

NOOOOO now every one will know I farted!

Thomas Scheer12 years ago

immortality seems like hell anyway

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago

sonicj01 you fucking idiot

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Sucre-Cherise7 years ago

I will outlive them all.

JuanRuizJr8 years ago

I don't see the downside I"ve always wanted to live forever and I don't care what people think, I"d be immortal

Drangy8 years ago

The worst secret is the least interesting secret

lucktk228 years ago

no thanks! my life is a shit and i never want to be immortal

PhoebeJones8 years ago

I really want to know what my worst secret is...

Xunmato8 years ago

So... everyone will know that I was a teenage boy at some point, because they now know my search history? Whatever, I'll just... I dunno... OUTLIVE THEM!

Mister-E8 years ago

Who cares...I'll live it down or outlive it...whichever comes last

77777778 years ago

You can just out live them

Ghost_Dragon8 years ago

... immortality or all my special characters who I am ...

StuntzGames8 years ago

My worst secret is my Google search history

Sex8 years ago

This is like the third time ive had this question they should mix em up better

AmazingSans8 years ago

NONONONONONONONONO! Just fucking die already.

Ramanuta8 years ago

What if i dont even no whats my worst secret is?

IMGSXPANDA8 years ago

When you got a YouTube account like peadiepie or jacksepticeye people already know your worst secret

Mattdoherty8 years ago

Don't give a fuck they'll die anyways

BangBang1248 years ago

I don't have any deep secrets.

William35748 years ago

Hell no. Immortality is the worst thing possible, just because you can live forever doesn't mean your family can.

NIOIN8 years ago

So what?

llamas are lit9 years ago

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LadyAngel8 years ago

I found the 2, lets see if i get kissed tomorrow x3 (You know none of these ever worked for me)

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Jane Gardner12 years ago

If I never die then eventually they will all die and the secret will fade away.

KenWasHere218 years ago

Not if they put it in textbooks and is remembered for centuries

Ryan Neely12 years ago

I don't have any secrets.

Migdin18 years ago

TIES!!!!!

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devi9418 years ago

I don't want to live forever, everyone else will die and I'll be here alone

Daniel Botros12 years ago

They'll die eventually.

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago

Upside?

moncherie999 years ago

This comment was posted 46 years ago!

Panifex7 years ago

No upside

prodaniel2009 years ago

I don't have a secret. :)

ashia9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

gohobogo9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Megan Newburn Thompson12 years ago

I don't want to live forever.

Trumpcanwefixityeswecan8 years ago

I hate immortality it ruins -living in the moment- and -YOLO-

dudebro6410 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

justkindavibin7 months ago

I see only downsides.

TrasHatch9 years ago

Me: GUYS I'M IMMORTAL YES | Them: oH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THAT FANFIC | Me: .......I WILL KILL YOU ALL

Mikeln1397 years ago

Commit a small crime get out of jail then press button

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