Will You Press The Button?

x3.14 last year

I have socially died.

minimegaman090 2 years ago

"you will never die" fuck that

LogicScienceGeek 11 years ago

I fail to see the upside.

Nashi_The_Creator 5 years ago

Exactly wtf

Tim Keevern 13 years ago

Hmmm, immortality or my internet history....Decisions decisions

ChaoticDusk 8 years ago

Oh Lord, yeah my parents do not need to see my internet history. Please no.

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TheSweetSideOfInsanity 10 years ago

I already have died. On the inside, I mean.

Migdin1 9 years ago

I sold my life when i found out about Youtube 7 years ago

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Dehpieguy 9 years ago

you know people are doing some crazy shit when 49% didn't press the button

Mr.Sueppchen 11 years ago

Upside??

Rem-chan 10 years ago

Hey Zimbelman!

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knurfa 11 years ago

So, from the moment I press this button, my worst secret is my inability to die. That's not so bad.

NHLic 10 years ago

When everyone knows it, the secret becomes non-secret. When non-secrets spread to all the people, they don't give a fuck to them with time. Fucktards, you know.

Robettaja 9 years ago

IM IMMORTAL!hahahaha! Oh wait... if everyone knows my worst secret i cant kill myself.. FUCK!😡🔫

StormyAnne 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

henguofen last year

Holy shit! What kind of braindead curse chain is this, typed out with your fucking toes?! Did your hereditary encephalopathy flood the Pacific already? This garbage wouldn’t even fool a three-year-old with a lobotomy! Dip your router in formaldehyde before... [Show full comment]

OrangeBro 10 years ago

They will already be dead.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Just become immortal.....

LpL 10 years ago

if u are immortal u will live after all of your loved ones die and what will happen in like 5 thousand years when the sun blows up? oooooooowwwwwwwccccchhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NIOIN 9 years ago

5000 years is wayyy too short. It"s billions of years and you could just make new friends after losing your old ones.

DragonMoose 10 years ago

If you can never die, all of those you love will die and you'll have to move on every time all of your loved ones die. Its torture, NOT power.

Migdin1 10 years ago

Your loved ones would still die, that is life

Thomas Scheer 13 years ago

immortality seems like hell anyway

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago

sonicj01 you fucking idiot

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Cyber Morgan 11 years ago

NOOOOO now every one will know I farted!

Sucre-Cherise 9 years ago

I will outlive them all.

JuanRuizJr 9 years ago

I don't see the downside I"ve always wanted to live forever and I don't care what people think, I"d be immortal

Drangy 9 years ago

The worst secret is the least interesting secret

lucktk22 9 years ago

no thanks! my life is a shit and i never want to be immortal

PhoebeJones 9 years ago

I really want to know what my worst secret is...

Xunmato 9 years ago

So... everyone will know that I was a teenage boy at some point, because they now know my search history? Whatever, I'll just... I dunno... OUTLIVE THEM!

Mister-E 9 years ago

Who cares...I'll live it down or outlive it...whichever comes last

7777777 9 years ago

You can just out live them

Ghost_Dragon 9 years ago

... immortality or all my special characters who I am ...

StuntzGames 9 years ago

My worst secret is my Google search history

Sex 9 years ago

This is like the third time ive had this question they should mix em up better

AmazingSans 9 years ago

NONONONONONONONONO! Just fucking die already.

Ramanuta 9 years ago

What if i dont even no whats my worst secret is?

IMGSXPANDA 9 years ago

When you got a YouTube account like peadiepie or jacksepticeye people already know your worst secret

Mattdoherty 9 years ago

Don't give a fuck they'll die anyways

BangBang124 9 years ago

I don't have any deep secrets.

William3574 10 years ago

Hell no. Immortality is the worst thing possible, just because you can live forever doesn't mean your family can.

NIOIN 9 years ago

So what?

llamas are lit 10 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

LadyAngel 10 years ago

I found the 2, lets see if i get kissed tomorrow x3 (You know none of these ever worked for me)

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Jane Gardner 13 years ago

If I never die then eventually they will all die and the secret will fade away.

KenWasHere21 9 years ago

Not if they put it in textbooks and is remembered for centuries

Ryan Neely 13 years ago

I don't have any secrets.

Migdin1 10 years ago

TIES!!!!!

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Trumpcanwefixityeswecan 9 years ago

I hate immortality it ruins -living in the moment- and -YOLO-

dudebro64 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

justkindavibin 2 years ago

I see only downsides.

TrasHatch 10 years ago

Me: GUYS I'M IMMORTAL YES | Them: oH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THAT FANFIC | Me: .......I WILL KILL YOU ALL

Mikeln139 9 years ago

Commit a small crime get out of jail then press button

Mining_Flame 11 years ago

My worst secret is I don't have a girlfriend

Loki 12 years ago

Guess what humans I am the MONSTER you fear!

1tzm3hh 6 years ago

Who would do this? This is a lose lose situation. Life is already bad as it is without having to experience it forever with everybody knowing all my shit lmao

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago

upside?

Mavyshano33 9 years ago

then they will die i don't have to worry about them

AndrewPitt 11 years ago

I don't have very weird secrets, so I will press the botton

fishgiver 11 years ago

so what i will live forever in exchange for telling everyone that i wear no pants all the time fuck it am in!

GravityDog765 11 years ago

My secret was on a bus losers P

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