Will You Press The Button?

ThanatosRune7 10 years ago

Shit, I can have a fever whenever I want! NO SCHOOL FUCKERS

ImGay12345678910 9 years ago

OH MAI GOD, UR RIGHT, BUT.. the pain when you move..... its painful to use the bathroom....eat.....poop.....take a warm bath...and sleep.... its all pain..

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Starmany 10 years ago

So instead of eating more and being unhealthy you eat more to stay healthy awesome

Matthew aka superseaking 11 years ago

How the fuck do I 'controle' my body temperature

ChaseAntoni 9 years ago

Jokes also exist killercubeplays

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TheRealist 10 years ago

This means that I can control nuclear energy by making my body temperture Over 9000 and just blast the shit out of Illuminati.

Artart 9 years ago

It"s over 9000!!!! Lool

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Haki7hikari 10 years ago

I feel like the second part is actually the upside of this one.

Klaus Nightcrawler 13 years ago

What is the downside? I eat more, and?

Gamer2011 6 years ago

It sounds perfect to me

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cadikai 11 years ago

one thing what if your unhealthy then you eat less no downside and if you are healthy you get to eat more i don't see any downside.

Ian896 9 years ago

NOICE

Evilmax24 11 years ago

Nerd

BobsMcGee 11 years ago

Controle Fancye

selymely 11 years ago

The only downside is you will be fat

BrofistKittycat 10 years ago

You have to eat more to MAINTAIN your health!

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Jakob Jones 13 years ago

More food and i can control how hawt i am? ++

Femke Thon 13 years ago

We already control or body temperature! that's what being hot and cold is all about!

Shark 9 years ago

Fuck

halochief12345 11 years ago

You spelled control wrong

Yang9876 4 years ago

I see this as an absolute win control my temperature eat as much as i want and not get fat heck yea

Nicplays 11 years ago

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

MrCrap 11 years ago

as a mammal i already control my body temperature......

UsernamesAreTooMainstream 7 years ago

If I'm constantly running a fever, I never have to do anything! If my job has paid sick days, I'm set for life!

Blahgirlson 12 years ago

Is that a downside, or just what I've been wishing for my whole life. YES I CLICK!!!

TextBookrelic45 10 years ago

Aww yeah I get to eat and be comforable

LinkHeroOfHyrule 9 years ago

Downside.exe has stopped working

Michael Hecox 13 years ago

's about time I lost some weight!

Lukevw 10 years ago

Sounds like my idea of heaven

emppu07 11 years ago

yes more food more tastes

tastybacon5 10 years ago

less diabetus mo' food

TheMucleWizard last year

It doesn't have a limit, I now have the option to destroy earth by making my body temperature that of the center of a supernova.

cool_guy168 11 years ago

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Froggiekoto 9 years ago

Control is misspelled

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

well done sherlock

Marshadow1 6 years ago

goodbye imma become the next sun

Eh, Just that guy. 11 years ago

YAY! I get to be chubby!

Gurren17 9 years ago

This is basically having a high metabolism

NinjaCat_19 10 years ago

Never cold again and never fat! Where's the downdide?

AyyLmao255 11 years ago

If i can still do the things i normally do, what's the bad thing?

CoolrorU 8 years ago

Um. So I need to eat something like 15 apples and 2 chicken legs every day, but I still get more full and more fat. Nope.

RarityDash 11 years ago

Too good! Perfect body size here I come!

BirdisLife21 11 years ago

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Zackthemaniac 9 years ago

For one I can have a fever whenever I want to, and for two I mean like seriously I get to eat more and I still stay healthy

sonicj01 10 years ago

controle?

Megumin 9 years ago

food.

KyleTGH 11 years ago

easy. eat two bowls of cereal and an excuse to eat Mcdonalds

Nathanfr 4 years ago

Are you immune to the infinite heat and cooling and is it your whole body or can you choose?

trollmylife 11 years ago

Yay more food

the beast 11 years ago

Its good,I can eat more and do fun

jade_D 7 years ago

I already eat twice as much to stay healthy,my metabolism is super insane

Harly_batman_73 12 years ago

Well if your perfecrly healthy you not over weight so that's just more food I have to eat so I can eat double the amount and not get fat..Thank you *press*