Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 8 months ago

Only weakness? So no problem with fire, sun, etc? PRESS?!?

riceboy18 11 years ago

I swear if I see another damn "Girl: am I pretty?" I will find the orginator...and I will kill them.

Gojifan1975 8 years ago

YES KILL THEM

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StormyAnne 9 years ago

It doesn't say you have to KILL them, or even take a lot. Vampires typically have some kind of compulsion ability, so you can compel them to sleep or stand still and take a small amount of blood. They"re not technically willing (in the sense of giving you ... [Show full comment]

WolfTamer 9 years ago

I prefer werewolves

RareGhazt 2 years ago

Same

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VeryCreativeName 11 years ago

Well there goes the problem of over-population..

Jean Has No Life 10 years ago

Well I guess you could say I'm *puts on sunglasses* a sucky person

Dr. HerpaDerp 11 years ago

Heheh, I suck....

Xx_MLG_Pro_420_360_666_xX 11 years ago

You can just drink the blood of terrorists and evil people Like Hitler

Denki__Kaminari 6 years ago

Hes immortal since vampires typical abilitys include immortality

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Beth Stephens 13 years ago

...so...you're a vampire?

netebaG 9 years ago

No, you’re a TYPICAL vampire that isn’t weak against garlic and sunlight

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87Oscar87 11 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

Ohdead 10 years ago

Ill make a drink called Blood but its really fruit punch

Maddie Bailey 13 years ago

Sure thing man, just rock up to prisons and drink the blood of all the pedophiles and child-rapists. They get what they deserve

Migdin1 9 years ago

Im not sure if they would let a guy that wants to drink blood in to the prison...

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CPTPOTATOSE 11 years ago

UR A FUCKING VAMPIRE THATS WHAT THEY DO

uku1928 11 years ago

Hitler did nothing wrong spam is bad spam.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Dolphin u need to die.

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AmyThomas 8 years ago

No downside 😈🤫😝 jk

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

Why go through all that when you could just get bitten by another vampire?

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Um pressing a button is much easier than trying to find a vampire you"d search all over the world!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

So... Im a vampire?... Ok...

Elduin5949 11 years ago

Sounds too much like anime. My dream has come true!!!

Punkzila 9 years ago

YES YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!

felixdomestica 12 years ago

I'll drink, then lick the wound so it dissapears, then make them forget. :3 No problem.

thedocatlas last year

vampire bats feed on involuntary prey while they sleep without hurting them, and they have to do this every night. this button is too good not to press.

thedocatlas last year

and im a dumbass i just remembered vampires can transform into a bat so this is easy as hell

Tautauchev7 9 years ago

Even without the downside, I wouldn't do it. Because I won't be able to eat garlic anymore.

Gil Sharp 13 years ago

to reliant on others to be worth

annabanana10579 10 years ago

Iv been vamp, wth, my dad is vampire and my mom is human, basically half

Jaraskur 9 years ago

Yo dont have to drink that mich blood that the people die...

DaviConfirmed 10 years ago

Immortality is a curse, and I wouldn't want that. You see your loved ones come and go, AND you'd have to live through every single tragedy for thousands of years.. so no.

aloud 10 years ago

vampires can share their immortality with others so seing your loved ones die isnt much of a problem and if you didnt want to be immortal you could just stop drinking blood

stanstevey 6 years ago

I see no downsides, I get to have awesome vampire powers and also cause the suffering of innocents.

Portal Turtle 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]