Will You Press The Button?

riceboy1810 years ago

I swear if I see another damn "Girl: am I pretty?" I will find the orginator...and I will kill them.

Gojifan19757 years ago

YES KILL THEM

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StormyAnne8 years ago

It doesn't say you have to KILL them, or even take a lot. Vampires typically have some kind of compulsion ability, so you can compel them to sleep or stand still and take a small amount of blood. They"re not technically willing (in the sense of giving you ...[Show full comment]

WolfTamer8 years ago

I prefer werewolves

RareGhazt10 months ago

Same

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VeryCreativeName10 years ago

Well there goes the problem of over-population..

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

Well I guess you could say I'm *puts on sunglasses* a sucky person

Dr. HerpaDerp9 years ago

Heheh, I suck....

Xx_MLG_Pro_420_360_666_xX9 years ago

You can just drink the blood of terrorists and evil people Like Hitler

Denki__Kaminari5 years ago

Hes immortal since vampires typical abilitys include immortality

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Beth Stephens12 years ago

...so...you're a vampire?

netebaG7 years ago

No, you’re a TYPICAL vampire that isn’t weak against garlic and sunlight

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87Oscar879 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

Ohdead9 years ago

Ill make a drink called Blood but its really fruit punch

CPTPOTATOSE10 years ago

UR A FUCKING VAMPIRE THATS WHAT THEY DO

uku192810 years ago

Hitler did nothing wrong spam is bad spam.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Dolphin u need to die.

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Maddie Bailey12 years ago

Sure thing man, just rock up to prisons and drink the blood of all the pedophiles and child-rapists. They get what they deserve

Migdin18 years ago

Im not sure if they would let a guy that wants to drink blood in to the prison...

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AmyThomas7 years ago

No downside 😈🤫😝 jk

LARAUJO_019 years ago

Why go through all that when you could just get bitten by another vampire?

Shaunethomas8 years ago

Um pressing a button is much easier than trying to find a vampire you"d search all over the world!

kennymccormick21699 years ago

Lol vampires just are sad albino homos who can't have sex

Mike90907 years ago

Lmao you could also say "You are a vampire" but "You need to drink fresh blood 3 times a week to avoid dying"

Chloe Young12 years ago

yes I would love that

Noodl39 years ago

Vamp with out sunlit weakness epic!

Panifex8 years ago

What "abilities" do vampires have?

Sam Nessim12 years ago

just don't drink enough to kill them...

Hzz9 years ago

Begin running a blood drive.

minimegaman09011 months ago

how would there be an upside here

ShadowPacman10 years ago

I can't see blood. I pass out. lol.

NewYorkSim9 years ago

If u have typical vampure abilities u will be immortal. So u would not die

Vith6 years ago

Once you get used to breaking into houses this one is an easy yes

Ray Marc10 years ago

So just a vampire then?

grdavis8 years ago

Doesnt say you are a vampire yourself. Meaninh you could just drink your own blood. BOOM

EternalCretin7 years ago

Do you sparkle?

memyname10 years ago

I'm okay... technically you're just saying I would become a vampire...

PeculiarLancer79 years ago

An easier way to rid the place of too many humans...amarite

Mr. Gummieworm9 years ago

Blood taste grose dude!

JazmineLowen 10 years ago

Can I sparkle in sunlight?

Enver Jr Zeric12 years ago

i would drink animal blood

Sigmaspider5 years ago

So I'm a vampire and I don't die from the usual ridiculous things vampires die from. Done.

zombiekiller10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]