Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 8 months ago

Only weakness? So no problem with fire, sun, etc? PRESS?!?

riceboy18 11 years ago

I swear if I see another damn "Girl: am I pretty?" I will find the orginator...and I will kill them.

Gojifan1975 8 years ago

YES KILL THEM

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StormyAnne 9 years ago

It doesn't say you have to KILL them, or even take a lot. Vampires typically have some kind of compulsion ability, so you can compel them to sleep or stand still and take a small amount of blood. They"re not technically willing (in the sense of giving you ... [Show full comment]

WolfTamer 9 years ago

I prefer werewolves

RareGhazt 2 years ago

Same

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VeryCreativeName 11 years ago

Well there goes the problem of over-population..

Jean Has No Life 10 years ago

Well I guess you could say I'm *puts on sunglasses* a sucky person

Dr. HerpaDerp 11 years ago

Heheh, I suck....

Xx_MLG_Pro_420_360_666_xX 11 years ago

You can just drink the blood of terrorists and evil people Like Hitler

Denki__Kaminari 6 years ago

Hes immortal since vampires typical abilitys include immortality

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Beth Stephens 13 years ago

...so...you're a vampire?

netebaG 9 years ago

No, you’re a TYPICAL vampire that isn’t weak against garlic and sunlight

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87Oscar87 11 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

Ohdead 10 years ago

Ill make a drink called Blood but its really fruit punch

Maddie Bailey 13 years ago

Sure thing man, just rock up to prisons and drink the blood of all the pedophiles and child-rapists. They get what they deserve

Migdin1 9 years ago

Im not sure if they would let a guy that wants to drink blood in to the prison...

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CPTPOTATOSE 11 years ago

UR A FUCKING VAMPIRE THATS WHAT THEY DO

uku1928 11 years ago

Hitler did nothing wrong spam is bad spam.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Dolphin u need to die.

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AmyThomas 8 years ago

No downside 😈🤫😝 jk

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

Why go through all that when you could just get bitten by another vampire?

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Um pressing a button is much easier than trying to find a vampire you"d search all over the world!

Jaraskur 9 years ago

Yo dont have to drink that mich blood that the people die...

DaviConfirmed 10 years ago

Immortality is a curse, and I wouldn't want that. You see your loved ones come and go, AND you'd have to live through every single tragedy for thousands of years.. so no.

aloud 10 years ago

vampires can share their immortality with others so seing your loved ones die isnt much of a problem and if you didnt want to be immortal you could just stop drinking blood

stanstevey 6 years ago

I see no downsides, I get to have awesome vampire powers and also cause the suffering of innocents.

Portal Turtle 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago

thats it your getting the steamroller

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MC Sammy 11 years ago

Arent vamps supposed to be immortal

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

I just realized that rn means return ._.

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Qwertyasdfzx 8 years ago

Never said how much blood.

Waldemart 11 years ago

"... And you would be cursed to sparkle like Edward for the rest of your life!! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Would've been a much better downside.

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Be slender disappear and catch "em

Mike9090 9 years ago

Lmao you could also say "You are a vampire" but "You need to drink fresh blood 3 times a week to avoid dying"

Chloe Young 13 years ago

yes I would love that

Noodl3 10 years ago

Vamp with out sunlit weakness epic!

kennymccormick2169 11 years ago

Lol vampires just are sad albino homos who can't have sex

Hzz 10 years ago

Begin running a blood drive.

minimegaman090 2 years ago

how would there be an upside here

ShadowPacman 11 years ago

I can't see blood. I pass out. lol.

Panifex 9 years ago

What "abilities" do vampires have?

Sam Nessim 13 years ago

just don't drink enough to kill them...

Vith 7 years ago

Once you get used to breaking into houses this one is an easy yes

Ray Marc 11 years ago

So just a vampire then?

grdavis 9 years ago

Doesnt say you are a vampire yourself. Meaninh you could just drink your own blood. BOOM

NewYorkSim 11 years ago

If u have typical vampure abilities u will be immortal. So u would not die

PeculiarLancer7 11 years ago

An easier way to rid the place of too many humans...amarite

EternalCretin 9 years ago

Do you sparkle?

memyname 12 years ago

I'm okay... technically you're just saying I would become a vampire...

JazmineLowen 11 years ago

Can I sparkle in sunlight?

Enver Jr Zeric 13 years ago

i would drink animal blood

Mr. Gummieworm 10 years ago

Blood taste grose dude!

DakotaStein 9 years ago

why the hell would anyone want to be a vampire?

Lemonjake25 10 years ago

Sick,gross,what?!

Sigmaspider 6 years ago

So I'm a vampire and I don't die from the usual ridiculous things vampires die from. Done.

zombiekiller 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago

may i use the steamroller on this fool

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Pupinia_Waifu69 11 years ago

Vampires are gay m8

KatCat 8 years ago

"Get all typical vampire abilities." still human has a DROP of her own blood

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Kill a pig or something with blood

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