Will You Press The Button?

riceboy1810 years ago

I swear if I see another damn "Girl: am I pretty?" I will find the orginator...and I will kill them.

Gojifan19757 years ago

YES KILL THEM

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StormyAnne8 years ago

It doesn't say you have to KILL them, or even take a lot. Vampires typically have some kind of compulsion ability, so you can compel them to sleep or stand still and take a small amount of blood. They"re not technically willing (in the sense of giving you ...[Show full comment]

WolfTamer8 years ago

I prefer werewolves

RareGhazt11 months ago

Same

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VeryCreativeName10 years ago

Well there goes the problem of over-population..

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

Well I guess you could say I'm *puts on sunglasses* a sucky person

Dr. HerpaDerp9 years ago

Heheh, I suck....

Xx_MLG_Pro_420_360_666_xX10 years ago

You can just drink the blood of terrorists and evil people Like Hitler

Denki__Kaminari5 years ago

Hes immortal since vampires typical abilitys include immortality

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Beth Stephens12 years ago

...so...you're a vampire?

netebaG7 years ago

No, you’re a TYPICAL vampire that isn’t weak against garlic and sunlight

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87Oscar8710 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

Ohdead9 years ago

Ill make a drink called Blood but its really fruit punch

CPTPOTATOSE10 years ago

UR A FUCKING VAMPIRE THATS WHAT THEY DO

uku192810 years ago

Hitler did nothing wrong spam is bad spam.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Dolphin u need to die.

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Maddie Bailey12 years ago

Sure thing man, just rock up to prisons and drink the blood of all the pedophiles and child-rapists. They get what they deserve

Migdin18 years ago

Im not sure if they would let a guy that wants to drink blood in to the prison...

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AmyThomas7 years ago

No downside 😈🤫😝 jk

LARAUJO_019 years ago

Why go through all that when you could just get bitten by another vampire?

Shaunethomas8 years ago

Um pressing a button is much easier than trying to find a vampire you"d search all over the world!

AssHar8 years ago

Vampires suck. Werebear ftw.

owenr489 years ago

Time to start impaling the cattle on wooden poles then.

randofurry22 days ago

Ah, the classic "but they never specified how" trick. Assuming drink, you could say a shot's worth, and dear goodness are there plenty of blood banks you could swipe a few bags from with your new abilities(turning into bats, regeneration, improved vision, etc.).

randofurry22 days ago

A fix to the grammar: drink as in the verb, like you have to physically feel liquid in your mouth and throat.

adlll110 years ago

ID KILL EVERYONE!!!!

DragonGamer2005YT9 years ago

f&%k it dawg I wanna be a vampire!

ninjawarriorjosh6 years ago

How much do I need to drink I could just go to someone who had a bloody nose and drink it

iAidanugget10 years ago

I don't like Vampires :/

mospjotfiodwgwg10 years ago

It could be fun...

willow48009 years ago

"Become a vampire" they said "it'll be fun" they said.

JackRock9 years ago

Alucard is Dracula spelled backwards

dog3pwner9 years ago

Vampires are immortal and since that's typical I can live and some vampires have regeneration so I can't die.

gothicfaery9 years ago

It just says drink blood, not kill. Though you could get essentially go Kira on the world...hmm

DragonSausage10 years ago

So I can go out in the sun?

Probablybre8 years ago

... Isn't.. Isn't that a normal one..

Dani Beltejar12 years ago

I don't see a downside here.

ScottishCookie3 years ago

I'm drinking those bitches blood

Ericpenguin10 years ago

Upside?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago

It didn't say anything about drinking the blood until it kills them. LOOOOPHOOOOOLES!!!!

pielord1239 years ago

Dousent say you kill them or how you drink it so steal it from a hospital

Braddy36038 years ago

We'll my secrets out :/

dudebro1019 years ago

Suicide by Winchester

EmilStvring7 years ago

Im going to the blod bank

Elduin594910 years ago

Sounds too much like anime. My dream has come true!!!

Punkzila7 years ago

YES YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!

felixdomestica11 years ago

I'll drink, then lick the wound so it dissapears, then make them forget. :3 No problem.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

So... Im a vampire?... Ok...

Tautauchev78 years ago

Even without the downside, I wouldn't do it. Because I won't be able to eat garlic anymore.

Gil Sharp12 years ago

to reliant on others to be worth

annabanana105799 years ago

Iv been vamp, wth, my dad is vampire and my mom is human, basically half

DaviConfirmed9 years ago

Immortality is a curse, and I wouldn't want that. You see your loved ones come and go, AND you'd have to live through every single tragedy for thousands of years.. so no.

aloud9 years ago

vampires can share their immortality with others so seing your loved ones die isnt much of a problem and if you didnt want to be immortal you could just stop drinking blood

stanstevey5 years ago

I see no downsides, I get to have awesome vampire powers and also cause the suffering of innocents.

Portal Turtle10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]