Will You Press The Button?

JamesAai last year

Maybe the devil will thank me for breaking his boredom

Maharid 3 years ago

No saving souls here, keep your religion for you.

Greatcat 9 years ago

So I'm alone in hell with the devil? Sounds like hell for us both.

Banjo 7 years ago

This man has beaten the system

Sean Ford 13 years ago

Going to hell anyways for being a gay atheist. Might as well press this button and be a nice guy.

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

You can only go to hell if you s*****e

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heyeveryone 11 years ago

Hell is awesome

nlolhere 5 years ago

@abcx Nah fam hell is a pool party where everybody gets KoolAid

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kleppy02 11 years ago

If every soul is saved, and I have a soul, doesn't that mean that I'm saved too?

abcx 9 years ago

You get the point of an exception?

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paviot 8 years ago

Pug is awesome !

COSM6N 9 years ago

Okay....

KidaGLeo 9 years ago

Idgaf bout other people

Tizi 9 years ago

Soep

Jacob Huber 13 years ago

Adolf Hitler gets in heaven and I don't? Screw that!

Mrusername 5 years ago

Wait what

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_Fredder_ 10 years ago

What if I told you there is no hell?

abcx 9 years ago

It"s like rejecting to get superpowers from a button because it physically isn't possible. It doesn't matter whether it exists or not, if the button says it and you press it, it will happen.

Dudeawesome 11 years ago

I don't believe in God so fuck it

abcx 9 years ago

It"s like rejecting to get superpowers from a button because it physically isn't possible. It doesn't matter whether it exists or not, if the button says it and you press it, it will happen.

mxrxe 11 years ago

since i'll obviously be bored out of mind in hell alone i'll probably just marry satan. might as well.

chiclyssalove 10 years ago

Jake get outta here with your religious BS

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Bryonsmothers 11 years ago

hell's not real so...

PurpleDogg 9 years ago

Even if it is or is not the button states that there is so yeah there is. Stop changing the question and pick a button you jerkmonkeycowdog

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago

but I'm satan (referring to earlier button)

chiclyssalove 10 years ago

didnt realize you could hear lucifer's thoughts, jake -.-

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Dayna Morris 13 years ago

As a Jew, I'm safe

AriT321 10 years ago

As an Athiest, I am also safe

Ctheman Thaman 13 years ago

But what about people who don't deserve it.. like Hitler?

Kyle Mcilwain 13 years ago

do you have any idea how boring being alone in hell would be it would be just you in a fiery pit... alone... forever... playing poker with satan... who uses a deck with all aces... and blaring michael bolton music... on a crappy stereo... and depending on ... [Show full comment]

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

The robot devil in Futurama.

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Nathaniel Frany 13 years ago

ok satans little sisters hot anyways

Sven Englsperger Raswill 13 years ago

I am going there anyways so

CT-7567 6 years ago

what if some of those souls deserve to go to h*ll

Treven PowellYT 10 years ago

It is what it is :(

Pegasister2917 12 years ago

If every soul is saved, then it's a paradox if you go to hell.

abcx 9 years ago

No, it"s called an "exception".

RadChrome 9 years ago

Wow

littlecatfish 11 years ago

But I'm athiest....so fuck yeah!!!

abcx 9 years ago

It"s like rejecting to get superpowers from a button because it physically isn't possible. It doesn't matter whether it exists or not, if the button says it and you press it, it will happen.

Stüff 10 years ago

Well I"d be saved too so I wouldn't be in he'll very long. Logic

xXAceXx 11 years ago

Nah.. Too hot. I already hate the south, why would I go to hell?

TheMaster1 9 years ago

You can't change history not one line. (says the Master)

lloydketchum 11 years ago

I am so kined I will help any one well i can ask for forgiven ess is States in the bible

ChrisTheWolf 10 years ago

its' no different from my life now. I already live with the devils daughter (my sister)

Trent geier 11 years ago

My siser say hell

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

K sure

Nicholas Lange 13 years ago

so according to a lot of Christians, I'm doing what Jesus apparently did

cowvvcowvcoW 2 years ago

Sacrifice yourself to save others

Hyperion 10 years ago

Seems kinda stupid for me to go to hell for doing something like this.

croakinc36 11 years ago

NO WAY. I won't sacrifice myself to save hitler or sexists or murderers. Let the system do its job. I'd get into heaven anyway.

Price511 9 years ago

Does not compute; 404 not found

Red_Clover 11 years ago

HOW DAH FUDGE DO PEOPLE TYPE THESE THING 46 YEARS A FREAKING GO :()

Pharid Madawaki 13 years ago

fuck that

Jimbob07 9 years ago

#gingers

Equinox 11 years ago

But I have no soul...

HalukHalicioglu 9 years ago

Ok ill name my room hell

Flanchan2002 11 years ago

As a bisexual Pagan this makes no difference for me if Hell does exist because I would probably be sent there anyways

Tuck Allman 13 years ago

If I go to hell, but /everyone/ else is /guaranteed/ to go to heaven, yeah, I'd go for that.

AriT321 10 years ago

Good thing im an athiest!

abcx 9 years ago

It"s like rejecting to get superpowers from a button because it physically isn't possible. It doesn't matter whether it exists or not, if the button says it and you press it, it will happen.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions 5 years ago

What does this even mean??!

NLMikey 10 years ago

I'm gonna shoot Satan in the face. -Johnny Gat

Wolx7121 11 years ago

Some people deserve it though...

WhiteRabit 10 years ago

I have so many questions for Satan

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