Will You Press The Button?

JamesAai2 months ago

Maybe the devil will thank me for breaking his boredom

Maharid2 years ago

No saving souls here, keep your religion for you.

Greatcat8 years ago

So I'm alone in hell with the devil? Sounds like hell for us both.

Banjo6 years ago

This man has beaten the system

Sean Ford12 years ago

Going to hell anyways for being a gay atheist. Might as well press this button and be a nice guy.

just_some_russian_dj4 months ago

You can only go to hell if you s*****e

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heyeveryone9 years ago

Hell is awesome

nlolhere4 years ago

@abcx Nah fam hell is a pool party where everybody gets KoolAid

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kleppy0210 years ago

If every soul is saved, and I have a soul, doesn't that mean that I'm saved too?

abcx8 years ago

You get the point of an exception?

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paviot7 years ago

Pug is awesome !

COSM6N7 years ago

Okay....

KidaGLeo7 years ago

Idgaf bout other people

Tizi8 years ago

Soep

_Fredder_9 years ago

What if I told you there is no hell?

abcx8 years ago

It"s like rejecting to get superpowers from a button because it physically isn't possible. It doesn't matter whether it exists or not, if the button says it and you press it, it will happen.

Dudeawesome9 years ago

I don't believe in God so fuck it

abcx8 years ago

It"s like rejecting to get superpowers from a button because it physically isn't possible. It doesn't matter whether it exists or not, if the button says it and you press it, it will happen.

mxrxe9 years ago

since i'll obviously be bored out of mind in hell alone i'll probably just marry satan. might as well.

chiclyssalove9 years ago

Jake get outta here with your religious BS

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Jacob Huber12 years ago

Adolf Hitler gets in heaven and I don't? Screw that!

Mrusername3 years ago

Wait what

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Bryonsmothers10 years ago

hell's not real so...

PurpleDogg8 years ago

Even if it is or is not the button states that there is so yeah there is. Stop changing the question and pick a button you jerkmonkeycowdog

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago

but I'm satan (referring to earlier button)

chiclyssalove9 years ago

didnt realize you could hear lucifer's thoughts, jake -.-

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Dayna Morris12 years ago

As a Jew, I'm safe

AriT3218 years ago

As an Athiest, I am also safe

Ctheman Thaman12 years ago

But what about people who don't deserve it.. like Hitler?

Kyle Mcilwain12 years ago

do you have any idea how boring being alone in hell would be it would be just you in a fiery pit... alone... forever... playing poker with satan... who uses a deck with all aces... and blaring michael bolton music... on a crappy stereo... and depending on ...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1018 years ago

The robot devil in Futurama.

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Nathaniel Frany12 years ago

ok satans little sisters hot anyways

Sven Englsperger Raswill12 years ago

I am going there anyways so

Treven PowellYT9 years ago

It is what it is :(

Pegasister291711 years ago

If every soul is saved, then it's a paradox if you go to hell.

abcx8 years ago

No, it"s called an "exception".

RadChrome8 years ago

Wow

littlecatfish9 years ago

But I'm athiest....so fuck yeah!!!

abcx8 years ago

It"s like rejecting to get superpowers from a button because it physically isn't possible. It doesn't matter whether it exists or not, if the button says it and you press it, it will happen.

Stüff8 years ago

Well I"d be saved too so I wouldn't be in he'll very long. Logic

xXAceXx10 years ago

Nah.. Too hot. I already hate the south, why would I go to hell?

CT-75675 years ago

what if some of those souls deserve to go to h*ll

TheMaster18 years ago

You can't change history not one line. (says the Master)

lloydketchum9 years ago

I am so kined I will help any one well i can ask for forgiven ess is States in the bible

ChrisTheWolf9 years ago

its' no different from my life now. I already live with the devils daughter (my sister)

Trent geier10 years ago

My siser say hell

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

K sure

Nicholas Lange12 years ago

so according to a lot of Christians, I'm doing what Jesus apparently did

cowvvcowvcoW11 months ago

Sacrifice yourself to save others

Hyperion9 years ago

Seems kinda stupid for me to go to hell for doing something like this.

croakinc3610 years ago

NO WAY. I won't sacrifice myself to save hitler or sexists or murderers. Let the system do its job. I'd get into heaven anyway.

Price5117 years ago

Does not compute; 404 not found

Red_Clover9 years ago

HOW DAH FUDGE DO PEOPLE TYPE THESE THING 46 YEARS A FREAKING GO :()

Pharid Madawaki12 years ago

fuck that

Jimbob078 years ago

#gingers

Equinox9 years ago

But I have no soul...

HalukHalicioglu7 years ago

Ok ill name my room hell

Flanchan20029 years ago

As a bisexual Pagan this makes no difference for me if Hell does exist because I would probably be sent there anyways

Tuck Allman12 years ago

If I go to hell, but /everyone/ else is /guaranteed/ to go to heaven, yeah, I'd go for that.

AriT3218 years ago

Good thing im an athiest!

abcx8 years ago

It"s like rejecting to get superpowers from a button because it physically isn't possible. It doesn't matter whether it exists or not, if the button says it and you press it, it will happen.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions3 years ago

What does this even mean??!

NLMikey9 years ago

I'm gonna shoot Satan in the face. -Johnny Gat

Wolx712110 years ago

Some people deserve it though...

WhiteRabit8 years ago

I have so many questions for Satan

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