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You become Batman
but
You have to watch your parents be murdered and at least half of every day must be spent brooding
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BEAR_5last year
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minimegaman09010 months ago
jumps care

dogpond12last year
i wish my parents were ded they keep taking away my XBOX 360!!!

theMoistAlphabetlast year
oof that suck

Monkey_D._Luffylast year
Hey Vsauce, Michael Here

dogpondlast year
I WOULD NEVER FUCKING BROOD

bilbo baggins9 years ago
(in dark raspy voice) IM BATMAN

AF7 years ago
I didn't know there was internet middle earth! Or that the most famous introvert ever live would be on website like this...
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EeveeGaming3 years ago
Batman logic

Travis Lester12 years ago
So... I become Batman, and then I become Batman?

Sgsb5 years ago
This reminds me of that movie poster. Baman listened to his parents
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minecraftmonkey1131mincraft58 years ago
I don’t like Batman that much

vodam7 years ago
Yeah? What does that profile picture say?

SirWi8 years ago
66% are fools Batman

Skyfall22217 years ago
Do I get the butler?

LandonBygate7 years ago
Copyright

Curtis Plante12 years ago
so just Batman

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack12 years ago
This button needs more Batman!

Migdin18 years ago
I WANT A BUTLER NAMED ALFRED!!!

Emma ClaireBear12 years ago
I'M ALREADY BATMAN >:3

Sados19 years ago
Bruce wean isnt u ur emma clairbear

Tobuscus-last year
find my safety torches

fandom-lover10 years ago
*watches step mom burm*0u0

Bamtan8 years ago
I'm not Batman.... I'm Bamtan

Ashton cool9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

winrin9 years ago
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

poopbutt9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Shajahan9 years ago
I don't watch batman

superman189 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
I’d rather be Bruce Wayne then Batman

seiberte10 years ago
I already brood so....

DrewOverholt8 years ago
No downside?

Michael smith8 years ago
Being batman would be cool lol

Ashton cool9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ggggameinghackr9 years ago
fuck you batbitch

Ionastreet5 years ago
So I just become Batman

RainbowSkittlez9 years ago
NO THANKS I'M GOOD

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago
So you become Batman.

Henry Roe9 years ago
i aint no emo but i do that already

Sp00py-Jensen-Quacklez10 years ago
IM BATMAN BITCHES

YoloSwaggins9 years ago
BUT IM ALREADY BATMAN

MagicalWhaleMagician10 years ago
Worth it

EmilBorkPetersen8 years ago
IM BATMAN!!

JumboJawshlast year
my father beats ,e in a drunken rage nightly

RedRavenRiot9 years ago
I first read breeding instead of brooding

bbfett1019 years ago
So I literally just become Batman. Do I get a Robin? Also, parents alive in alternate universes which at one point batman can travel through. Yeah, SCIENCE!

forestfir4099 years ago
i told you i picked bound over blood so ok

Pyrox9 years ago
I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF BATMAN SOOOO NO THANKS.

Miabecca10 years ago
man i do that anyway

Tylerjevans128 years ago
I would become BATMAN DOUBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Aidenmoore9 years ago
Bitch, I am Batman

Jkst8 years ago
I AM BATMAN

Ashton cool9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

dog_pissinglast year
ded parents im batman

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
batman sucks

yay11111111119 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Rainbow_Kitten9 years ago
I DON'T EVEN LIKE BATMAN!!!! IMA GIRL!!!!😣

Baughg18 years ago
Sexdist
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