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You become Batman
but
You have to watch your parents be murdered and at least half of every day must be spent brooding
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dogpond12 3 years ago
i wish my parents were ded they keep taking away my XBOX 360!!!

theMoistAlphabet 3 years ago
oof that suck

bilbo baggins 11 years ago
(in dark raspy voice) IM BATMAN

AF 8 years ago
I didn't know there was internet middle earth! Or that the most famous introvert ever live would be on website like this...
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Monkey_D._Luffy 3 years ago
Hey Vsauce, Michael Here

dogpond 3 years ago
I WOULD NEVER FUCKING BROOD

EeveeGaming 4 years ago
Batman logic

Travis Lester 13 years ago
So... I become Batman, and then I become Batman?

Sgsb 6 years ago
This reminds me of that movie poster. Baman listened to his parents
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minecraftmonkey1131mincraft5 9 years ago
I don’t like Batman that much

vodam 9 years ago
Yeah? What does that profile picture say?

SirWi 9 years ago
66% are fools Batman

Skyfall2221 8 years ago
Do I get the butler?

LandonBygate 9 years ago
Copyright

Curtis Plante 13 years ago
so just Batman

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack 13 years ago
This button needs more Batman!

Migdin1 9 years ago
I WANT A BUTLER NAMED ALFRED!!!

Emma ClaireBear 13 years ago
I'M ALREADY BATMAN >:3

Sados1 11 years ago
Bruce wean isnt u ur emma clairbear

Ashton cool 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Michael smith 10 years ago
Being batman would be cool lol

ggggameinghackr 11 years ago
fuck you batbitch

Ionastreet 6 years ago
So I just become Batman

RainbowSkittlez 10 years ago
NO THANKS I'M GOOD

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 8 years ago
So you become Batman.

Henry Roe 11 years ago
i aint no emo but i do that already

Sp00py-Jensen-Quacklez 11 years ago
IM BATMAN BITCHES

YoloSwaggins 11 years ago
BUT IM ALREADY BATMAN

MagicalWhaleMagician 11 years ago
Worth it

EmilBorkPetersen 9 years ago
IM BATMAN!!

JumboJawsh 3 years ago
my father beats ,e in a drunken rage nightly

RedRavenRiot 10 years ago
I first read breeding instead of brooding

bbfett101 11 years ago
So I literally just become Batman. Do I get a Robin? Also, parents alive in alternate universes which at one point batman can travel through. Yeah, SCIENCE!

forestfir409 11 years ago
i told you i picked bound over blood so ok

Pyrox 11 years ago
I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF BATMAN SOOOO NO THANKS.

Miabecca 11 years ago
man i do that anyway

Tylerjevans12 9 years ago
I would become BATMAN DOUBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Aidenmoore 11 years ago
Bitch, I am Batman

Jkst 10 years ago
I AM BATMAN

Ashton cool 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

dog_pissing 3 years ago
ded parents im batman

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
batman sucks

yay1111111111 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Rainbow_Kitten 10 years ago
I DON'T EVEN LIKE BATMAN!!!! IMA GIRL!!!!😣

Baughg1 10 years ago
Sexdist

SNAKEGIRL 8 years ago
that downside comes with being Batman

ThatGuy1337 11 years ago
So, Batman?

Big Cheese 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

MLGTurtle 11 years ago
i dont like batman

BanBan 3 years ago
Ephesians 5:15

that random girl 11 years ago
I already watched my parents get murdered. Do I get a cookie?

SIenderman 3 years ago
You become Batman but You have to collect my pages

Avalon BlackButler Cobain 13 years ago
why would i wanna be batman?

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago
Oh jeez too many batmans in the world

Gabriel Murilo 11 years ago
no man,NUUU

salmonisland722 11 years ago
lol
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