You become a wizard of great power
but
You lose your sexual organ
I will not

kehari 6 years ago
ok ok ok ok

matska762 5 years ago
tollo

Nacas 11 years ago
*asexuals laughing in the background*

Zisherex 3 years ago
So real
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Pokeashe 11 years ago
WIZARD YOUR DICK BACK

MemzPF 5 years ago
You can get a bigger one too
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how does rayman logic work? 11 years ago
*asexual laughter* also NO MORE FUCKING PERIODS

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg 9 years ago
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sunny_lemon 6 years ago
Asexuals where you at

Maharid 3 years ago
I will dominate the world so it's a whorty sacrifice.

Nika_Kharazishvili 3 years ago
i mean i dont care. the only thing i care about is that i dont have pussy and i can pee

Julian Nunez 13 years ago
Use magic to grow a new one.

skorpioangel 4 years ago
Non binary, non problematic
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Hoodlyn 10 years ago
lets see, no periods, no pregnancy, cool magical powers that I can use to poof in children.... How many times can i click the button exactly??

Existentialist 10 years ago
Asexuals like me got no downside

Aussienerd 11 years ago
I would open up a magic show make money. Or just dick around

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
Didn't think he had the "balls" to say it. *Wink*
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ClareWhite 11 years ago
No vagina? OH MY GODS WHY NOT

Anonumous 9 years ago
WHY WOULD I WANT TO HAVE SEX?? EWWWWW

Cristy312 9 years ago
Whoop. There goes my 20yr old useless dick. It only gave me urine iches. Fuck my asexuality

TheUltimateFangirl 9 years ago
Ain't gonna be having sex anyways

TheUltimateFangirl 9 years ago
I'm sorry, I just realized that you think I give a crap what you think. How misinformed you are! :)
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Zeldafan2003 10 years ago
9TH LEVEL FIREBALL YOU ALL.

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
*Rolls a twenty on saving threw*

candyh1996 10 years ago
lose your sexual organs how like it completely goes and it looks like you have titan parts or you just can't have kids or period but you can have sex

Leven Rambin 13 years ago
Woop, there goes my vagina. No more periods :D

Greatcat 9 years ago
AmazingSuperDan through her Urethra.
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GeorglikesGames0 7 years ago
Don't want to lose my "magic staff"

MobMaster120 11 years ago
WHO NEEDS SEX WITH LEGS LIKE THESE!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Ashton Lee 13 years ago
I'm asexual so field day. Also no more fucking periods.

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg 9 years ago
Humans can't be asexual, you"re not forced to have sex

Vixa 9 years ago
No, but I will grow two weiners instead of one with my great power

think 9 years ago
FUCK SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nhoj 9 years ago
Fuck sex I can use magic

joaquin55 9 years ago
No more uncomfortable boners. Yay!

DragonEXE 9 years ago
* British Harry Potter accent * no not my English teabags

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
I'm a not-wanted person I wouldn't have used and Ill probably never use it anyway

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg 9 years ago
Aww

Salad 10 years ago
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doge wow 10 years ago
NEVER ON MY LIFE!!!

Yukiko Kitten 11 years ago
I don't care at all. I don't even want to have children. No downside :)

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
Never fonna use it... YES FREE POWAH

Djcollins3 11 years ago
Couldn't you just make the"sexual organ" reappear with your powers

Night Cat 11 years ago
I'll be a wizard so powerful I won't need a wand!

Wolf Mackenzie 13 years ago
No more periods and it's not like I'm using that shit anyway. Hell yea.

ButtonCoconut 2 years ago
Wait,isn't there like the forbidden imprego spell....so it's just upside

MissLauren 11 years ago
If I'm a "wizard or great power" can I just put it back?

writerspartyqueen 9 years ago
I'm a virgin, so that"s fine by me.

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago
f*ck my vagina

MeahHaywood13 10 years ago
Just use magic

Caesar Nascimento 13 years ago
Already lost.

boscostick 9 years ago
transgender chuckling

Mykael Creo 12 years ago
Wizards can manipulate anything. I'd grow it back. Neither of these points states that I couldn't.

europeanonion 10 years ago
I'd be missing to piss with a dick, but I don't intend to use it for sexual interaction anyway.

Shadow94 4 years ago
Hell no!

IsabellaAnime1910 11 years ago
Um... use magic. I got the magic stick, I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice. I got the baddest tricks...zzz, W-What?

Michelle Lepera 13 years ago
ok, I can live without being a moody b**** every month :D

Funtimes46 11 years ago
I'm 10 you sick people

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
Sorry kid. The internet is full of sinners.

ChloeCristata 5 years ago
Me, ace and never planning to have biological kids anyway: I see this an absolute win!

baconater96 11 years ago
I'll just wizard myself an even better dick. No downside

every-other-name-is-taken-help 10 years ago
screw you and your loopholes
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