Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Aww can't i at least get a superpower? Shape-shifting would be great Sub-atomic manipulation would be better inter-universe teleportation (to get shape-shifting and subatomic manipulation) is best

AquaDino9 years ago

I go down in history. TAKE THAT HITLER

Migdin18 years ago

He also went down in history,

MissMuffet9 years ago

I did it for you guys because I love everyone except myself. You're welcome.

coffhar7 years ago

Oh... Okay then...

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Ironmaster5318 years ago

Earth becomes Canada.

Alei-Eldeen Mahammad12 years ago

But I'm the one who pressed the button you ungrateful humans

flameofdarkness7 years ago

This is why I'm not human*transforms into demon form and flies away*

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Mithtian9 years ago

There is no such thing as social equality

denfire3219 years ago

At least ill be remembered.

PhoebeBang9 years ago

I PRESSED THE BUTTON YOU UNGRATEFUL HUMAN BEINGS.

Migdin18 years ago

YOURE STUPID!!! DIE!!! YOU MADE WORLD PEACE!!! I HATE YOU FOR some reason..... why did we hate this person again

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

I can't believe it's at 50-50.

UrMum342569 years ago

What did you think it was gonna be alright!!!

oldnotweak9 years ago

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Devin Green12 years ago

....So the plot of Code Geass.

Grande-Papa8 years ago

My heart hurts...

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dangert9 years ago

48% of people are liars. No way anyone would actually press that button

Soapsuddle7 years ago

I agree. Saying something you don't expect to actually happen is much easier than having it actually haooen

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Pairo Dagron12 years ago

Hey, if hating me brings World Peace, come at me, bro.

Ionos7 years ago

Meow.

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Dankosaurus7 years ago

I would be a horrible tyrant with ultimate power that only 7 billion people could kill and i would go down in history and i would have comrades in world domination sounds pretty sweet.

Ushankalana7 years ago

As long as it"s the flag of the US.

coffhar7 years ago

What happened to the world peace THAT I CREATED YOU DUMBASSES!!!???

MemesSs7 years ago

So press button, kill ur self and boom you have humanity peace and they can’t hurt u!!1!1

Superwar37957 years ago

Doesn’t sound like a very stable world peace tbh. So I die and then presumably they go back to war? fuck that!

babybrat980307 years ago

if they hated you it would not be world peace

Lzke7 years ago

This man has united our nation and brought peace to the world. Let"s kill him.

SGTDM8 years ago

What? Do i Look Like a "horrible monster against whom the world had to stand united to defeat!?"

Ironmaster5318 years ago

So, I can't die. I'm a robot.

Goldenfire128 years ago

Well then, if there is world peace then they cant hate anyone!

Agentti.exe9 years ago

World already hates me

Aries Harju12 years ago

so id have been so powerful they had to stand as one

Burstbusterz8 years ago

Time to purge humanity with this power!

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Gabriele Carbone12 years ago

Code Geass

Livy-bear Wolfer12 years ago

This is where aliases come in handy. And before you press the button, either get some makeup and hair dye, or some serious plastics surgery. Problem solved!

Darrien Jones12 years ago

Can I be Madara Uchiha

WouldIPressTheButton19 days ago

Gosh damn. 9 billion people hunting 1 person? The fucking military? Yeah, Goodluck with that. Fuck everyone, this button can go to hell

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

BOOM shot myself. Can't remember me if I'm already dead.

Arcadia7 years ago

Wait ?! What about peace and everything ? I can just disguise myself.

meh__8 years ago

ingrates. Oh well.

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