Who needs love when you can be a motherfucking space pirate
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Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago
#SingleLife anyways.
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Maxtheperson3 years ago
Why would you say no you have the option to do it and it’s cool that you can
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juanchits8 years ago
Teleportation would be tempting... speed of light isn't enough. Also there is not such thing as "the love of one"s life". Some couples last longer than others. No one is "Made for you".
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joaquin558 years ago
love is overrated and overall just stupid and a waste of time.
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KeenanMayfield7 years ago
“We interrupt Will Press the Button to bring you, Super Mario Galaxy.”-CinemaSins
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urlocalgoodboy7 years ago
that"s never gonna happen anyways sooo...
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YellowBanana2018 years ago
Happy aromantic
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Dany Shehab12 years ago
Speed of light isn't THAT fast - it would still take years beyond my lifetime to travel to the planets I'd REALLY want to check out.
Dude your still going to die without air... and you can only move yourself at lightspeed
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Pastel-Cringe138 years ago
-aromatic laughing in the distance-
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dankmemes1018 years ago
Dude. If you leave Earth, you"d fucking DIE. Just because you can go to a planet really fast, doesn't mean you'll have the proper equipment to survive there.
Aer0n8 years ago
Yeah, and going at the speed of light would also rip your limbs off and kill you.
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Kalle Saretsalo12 years ago
Nothing cool to see in our solar system, and at that speed it would still take 6 years to get to Alpha Centauri. And the way my luck is, there probably isn't a single burger joint over there.
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ScissorBlood diane pie9 years ago
A dead little girl? Boy another soul for my collection....
the only circumstance i would do this is if i were to go to a planet with aliens. plus it didn't say you were invincible when you go to the planets soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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birdDemon9 years ago
Nope.
Wait, already have.
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Amanda Helm12 years ago
if you already met them is it invalid
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Paps6 years ago
I'm gonna die alone anyways
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jk15549 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Coolkawaiigamer98 years ago
I don't even have love in my life
Darkmage99988 years ago
Sorry to hear ^•,-,•^
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spicywiener m89 years ago
why do I need to go to places that are either freezing or burning and doesn't even have air, the 13388 people really are stupid
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lildoomkitty9 years ago
So meet the love of your life FIRST, then press button. Then, you have already met the love of your life, so the downside is void.
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Srgking9 years ago
why do i want to go to other planets??
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Laxus Dreyar10 years ago
I agree with 'Hitler did nothing wrong. ALL HAIL SATAN'.
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legoeater2543 years ago
IT"S OKAY, I ALREADY HAVE URANUS :)))))))
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dinosaur9 years ago
I'll just settle with second best
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oblivionprincess10 years ago
I.Am.The.Doctor!
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diamondmintoreos 9 years ago
I don't want a love
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N8torade9 years ago
nobody loves me
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Sebdaboss14 years ago
So I gain that ability for free
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Orange Blossoms 9 years ago
I know my true love. We happen to be collage roomates.... i try and hide my feelings but we happen to be playing truth or dare so you never know.... 😶ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¶ðŸ˜¶ðŸ˜¶
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agreivous5869 years ago
Goes to Mars. Dies of suffocation.
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EmilStvring7 years ago
Dudes just so ur know ur die if ur try to get eny places with the speed og light
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