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Free ice cream, any flavor, for the rest of your life
but
For every pound of ice cream, you gain three pounds of overall body weight
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Young Discord 11 years ago
They shall call me.... THE BLOB

flameyyyyyyyyyyyyy 6 years ago
w-... what?
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Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy 11 years ago
Anyone heard of exercising?

cindyiswut 6 years ago
Yeah bc it"s easy to lose weight....
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SAKO4444GODZ 8 years ago
3 pounds of muscle

DrCyanogen 3 years ago
难道他真的是天才?
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Miga2859_Youtuber 10 years ago
im already fat.

therealobama 4 years ago
you'll get fatter

Nitro_99 11 years ago
Solution: I will take some fat free strawberry ice cream Me=genius

meatloave 9 months ago
Fat does not beget fat. Sugar begets fat
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Benjamin95 9 years ago
Im lactosintollerant

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
There exists some good ice cream that doesn't have milk in it😀 Which is good since I can't have milk or gluten

tylerthecreator999 7 years ago
Give other people the ice cream "I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses" Also I'm dairy intolerant so hopefully dairy free ice cream counts

Veryspookyfox 9 years ago
I DONT CAREEEEEEEE I LOVE IT

Mihai769 9 years ago
I don t want ice cream forever.

Nicolas2004GE 9 years ago
I can't get fatter because of another button FREE ICE CREAM

SugarHype131 10 years ago
l'll give it to the poor <3 :)

Benji5009 10 years ago
Yay muscle!

deathman 10 years ago
well I just pressed a button so that I can have every power ever thought up, and because I'm female I don't want to get fat, I thought of the power to never get fat, so yeah

deathman 10 years ago
isn't that defying the laws of physic's?

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Calories.
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Hitler V2 10 years ago
Sure i pressed the button.Not sure if I can be fatter than I am though.

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
theres a new ice cream man in town, that ssells scoops of diabities

Animelover156 10 years ago
LOL LOL LOL
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Hayley Freeman 13 years ago
sell it

Someonoobgaming 9 years ago
Yes free $1000000 lol
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Dylan Mark Griswold 13 years ago
'MURICA

destielbitch 11 years ago
literally

I_Wanna_Be_A_Girl 4 years ago
But, ice cream

moldypotato1337 11 years ago
Only use it in emergencies

Timelypat 9 years ago
Every pound of ice cream out of all the ice cream I eat? Or every time I eat a pound of ice cream in one sitting?

buttonlebutton 11 years ago
I'm underweight anyway. Time to dig in :P

joebamayeet 6 years ago
i dont like icecream

Weerwet 11 years ago
I'll take that three pounds of muscle, thank you!

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
Ummm no

Beatrice Ballou 13 years ago
NONONONONONONONONO

Ava Harper 10 years ago
Just exercise.

sheepAREsheep 10 years ago
free ice-cream= 3 months later= latest person in history.

Joe Montgomery 13 years ago
3 pounds of muscle hell yeah 'Murica!

IanDig 11 years ago
I'm underweight, and I have trouble gaining any. Win-win for me.

Alphatech 8 years ago
Wouldnt matter your life would not be a very long one xD

Themauf 7 years ago
No one"s life is long

evilman987 11 years ago
One pound of cream gives you five puns of fat, either this is an upside or you gain 8 pounds which is extremely bad.

deathman 10 years ago
puns are flying everywhere these days

DrCyanogen 3 years ago
我获得冰淇淋≠我会吃冰淇淋

Vychron 11 years ago
so i can finally get rid of my 15 pounds underweight?

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

Herogaia 10 years ago
finally a fast way to gain weight

Mister-E 9 years ago
OVERALL weight, my muscles and height are included in my overall weight, I will eat all the ice cream and be unstoppable.

KatarinaCero 12 years ago
I eat POPSICLES

unicornlover514 10 years ago
there is a thing called a gym bro

literallyjustemma 5 years ago
im underweight anyways so i need this

Jonan4tor 11 years ago
I'm allergic to dairy...

deathman 10 years ago
well, that's just sad, because ice cream is life

Da ScaryNom 10 years ago
Ill just excersize

Blebleb 7 years ago
"overall body weight"... you would just get bigger, Piccolo-style...

XxAlphaxX 11 years ago
well i will be fat. It will be worth it.

Andy2 9 years ago
No thank you I want ti to be defending your life where you can eat as much as you want without gaining weight.

Lava-boi 8 years ago
So a pound of ice cream does normal things

lostsilver44 11 years ago
who ever said i have to eat it

Weerwet 11 years ago
It said you get three pounds for every pound. In other words, let's say you have the magical ability to make a pound of ice cream appear out of nothing; but you gain three pounds every time you use it.

Boopbeepboop 10 years ago
Eat less than a pound a day

meatloave 9 months ago
The flavor that grants me ( and ONLY me ) three wishes when I taste it.

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