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Free ice cream, any flavor, for the rest of your life
but
For every pound of ice cream, you gain three pounds of overall body weight
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Young Discord10 years ago
They shall call me.... THE BLOB

flameyyyyyyyyyyyyy4 years ago
w-... what?
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Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy10 years ago
Anyone heard of exercising?

cindyiswut4 years ago
Yeah bc it"s easy to lose weight....
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SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago
3 pounds of muscle

DrCyanogenlast year
难道他真的是天才?
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Miga2859_Youtuber9 years ago
im already fat.

therealobama3 years ago
you'll get fatter

Nitro_999 years ago
Solution: I will take some fat free strawberry ice cream Me=genius

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
Sugar is the main cause of people going fat
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Benjamin958 years ago
Im lactosintollerant

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
There exists some good ice cream that doesn't have milk in it😀 Which is good since I can't have milk or gluten

tylerthecreator9996 years ago
Give other people the ice cream "I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses" Also I'm dairy intolerant so hopefully dairy free ice cream counts

Veryspookyfox8 years ago
I DONT CAREEEEEEEE I LOVE IT

Mihai7698 years ago
I don t want ice cream forever.

Nicolas2004GE8 years ago
I can't get fatter because of another button FREE ICE CREAM

SugarHype1319 years ago
l'll give it to the poor <3 :)

Benji50099 years ago
Yay muscle!

deathman9 years ago
well I just pressed a button so that I can have every power ever thought up, and because I'm female I don't want to get fat, I thought of the power to never get fat, so yeah

deathman9 years ago
isn't that defying the laws of physic's?

BartekTomasik8 years ago
Calories.
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Hitler V29 years ago
Sure i pressed the button.Not sure if I can be fatter than I am though.

MNITIMMY9 years ago
theres a new ice cream man in town, that ssells scoops of diabities

Animelover1569 years ago
LOL LOL LOL
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Hayley Freeman12 years ago
sell it

Someonoobgaming8 years ago
Yes free $1000000 lol
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Dylan Mark Griswold12 years ago
'MURICA

destielbitch10 years ago
literally

sickbro54last year
this question gave me goosebumps...

Arose5209 years ago
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CMHammond9 years ago
Spam...

Uzume-Tennoboushi8 years ago
i dont have to eat ice cream all day

MutantMistress10 years ago
I can just get normal ice cream and not gain any weight :P

ImmaBanana9 years ago
And say the body weigh is mainly musle? WHAT THEN?

PaloozaChu11 years ago
Meh, it's not like I'll have to gain TOO many pounds!

De2nail3 years ago
3 pounds of poo

Mxnnell6 years ago
I"d just exercise alot

Themauf6 years ago
Haha good joke

viktormn10 years ago
ebay is gonna explode

deathman9 years ago
why is that?

TheGabsHP8 years ago
I don't like ice cream 😁

Michael Fitzhenry12 years ago
I have CF so yeah this is a good thing for me :3

TheBraveKnight7 years ago
Sell the free ones for money

Sgtfgt10 years ago
I can't get fat XD

NicholasWhipple9 years ago
Yes! I can break the law of conservation of mass! People will pay me to study how it works. Plus, then, I can work out.

satan-sama9 years ago
Well I'm a grown ass man who ways 147 and falling so I'll welcome the extra lbs

I_Wanna_Be_A_Girl3 years ago
But, ice cream

moldypotato13379 years ago
Only use it in emergencies

Timelypat8 years ago
Every pound of ice cream out of all the ice cream I eat? Or every time I eat a pound of ice cream in one sitting?

buttonlebutton10 years ago
I'm underweight anyway. Time to dig in :P

joebamayeet4 years ago
i dont like icecream

Weerwet10 years ago
I'll take that three pounds of muscle, thank you!

TrueRenegade8 years ago
Ummm no

Beatrice Ballou12 years ago
NONONONONONONONONO

Ava Harper9 years ago
Just exercise.

sheepAREsheep8 years ago
free ice-cream= 3 months later= latest person in history.

Joe Montgomery12 years ago
3 pounds of muscle hell yeah 'Murica!

IanDig9 years ago
I'm underweight, and I have trouble gaining any. Win-win for me.

Alphatech7 years ago
Wouldnt matter your life would not be a very long one xD

Themauf6 years ago
No one"s life is long

evilman98710 years ago
One pound of cream gives you five puns of fat, either this is an upside or you gain 8 pounds which is extremely bad.

deathman9 years ago
puns are flying everywhere these days

DrCyanogenlast year
我获得冰淇淋≠我会吃冰淇淋

Vychron9 years ago
so i can finally get rid of my 15 pounds underweight?

ArmedSpirit10 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!
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