This is quite useless, it wont' protect you from "normal heat" so in summer you still fell hot and you catch fire at random risking of burning your house or car.
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FirefoxYT9 years ago
Me:*sittying on toilet*
PUSHHH HAAAAAAAAARD!
*random fire appears on my body*
Me: now thats my spirit!
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Hail Cthulhu11 years ago
Lol, as funny as this would be, you'd have one hell of a situation if you just happened to be pumping gas when you go all Johnny Blaze.
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Kazunari11 years ago
I'm a fireman :)
Anonymously judging10 years ago
Puns for days
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Ejparrot11 years ago
It says immune to extreme heat, you could take a bath in lava
Ahem... you walk out of the store ad meet a girl. She is having issues with putting her bags in her car. You help her. You see she is beautiful and thinks the (same) of you. You both go to her place. You eat dinner. You have a good time. She sais "you're s...[Show full comment]
Just-another-girl5 years ago
LMAOOOO
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Charlie Banks13 years ago
This sounds awesome. "Teacher, may I be excused? I'm on fire again..."
Czarlocomotive5 years ago
the school would have to make special metal seats lol
(In the middle of nowhere camping) Friend: "Man I wish there was fire around here i"m freezing"
(Stands there on fire) Me: "HHMMMM what should we do about this problem"
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Poyvushy11 years ago
Won't your clothes burn off?
Solark9 years ago
Use your resistance for science and make money, use money to get talented tailors to make you fire proof clothes.
I would keep doing that to parliament until they give us a good prime minister because it has been a bad prime minister that trick as of when I made this post
Imagine if you're in class and then you just catch on fire.
smoloutboy10 years ago
That's the best part.
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chineese9 years ago
I would never be able to have sex without wearing a lead suit again.
Uncookedham879 years ago
Lead is a bad idea, unless you"re trying to poison your partner
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Chez39 years ago
"Chase, where"s your homework?"
"Well, you see, I was doing it,"
"Yeah."
"And then I finished it,"
"And then?"
"And then I spontaneously caught fire and now I have no house."
"That"s the third time you"ve used this excuse, Chase. How am I supposed to...[Show full comment]
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galaxy lord alexei11 years ago
Downside?
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Soaku10 years ago
If I'm immune to it, then there is no downfal;
Dannybionic4 years ago
Wait a goddamn minuite, how would that work for you because I don't think skeletons are flammable
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Brett Rodgers13 years ago
This would be fucking hilarious. Imaging sitting in a crowded room and suddenly bursting into flames in front of everyone, only to come out entirely unscathed.
Jeffguy10 years ago
damage report SHIT'S FUCKED MAN SHIT'S FUCKED UP AND I AM PISSSED
Why?
Uhhmm dude I am on fire
Teacher: Now class i-
Me: *goes on fire randomly
Class and teacher: AHHHHHHHH
Me: Oops *slaps off fire and is not hurt at all* There
Student: ITS A WITCH!!!
Teacher: RUN! GO HOME BEFORE WE DIE FROM THE WITCH!!!
Me: *watches everyone leave*
Me: Hello darkness my old freind
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BirdyBoy6 years ago
To all those jerks that said I"d never be hot, *bursts into flames* think again.
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Shadman579 years ago
Imagin it Me: Im Ghost rider ! Then i set on fire
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12tearoldboy7 years ago
This giiirl is on fiire
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Emily Albrecht13 years ago
So basically you're telling me I get to become Leo Valdez?
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