Will You Press The Button?

Tortoise8 years ago

Then you aren't even a "ok" programmer.

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

I know right

Load more replies

GurlOfDaButton8 years ago

Just program a different game out of it and call it "CANDY CRUSH SPIN OFF"

LuckyPanda6 years ago

You could just program a game that is vaguely similar to Candy Crush but is a lot better!

Load more replies

jfb13378 years ago

??? You mean Bejewled spin-offs? (of which candy crush is one)

LeGuerreChaton7 years ago

Was thinking the same thing.

ApexSpice7 years ago

Never says anything about scams and click bait OMG NEW EPIC CALL OF DUTY FOR 50.00 DOLLARS wait this is a rip off of candy crush

rulesofpingas6 years ago

Wtf :/

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

i'm still rich.

Razi1917 years ago

Candy crush is a spin off itself

CamOler7 years ago

You can teach people how to program and become the greatest teacher ever

thelolbro1238 years ago

Hell no

Phinerxen7 years ago

Make the best game ever. Put a minigame thats a candy crush spin off. Done

ThatRandomBeatboxer7 years ago

How can you be the greatest programmer if you program candy crush?! Stupid ass question

Nathan Johnson11 years ago

What would be the point?

Aussienerd8 years ago

You can program insane graphics and such and sell that to other companies to make other things... I should of pressed the button

Load more replies

you lol8 years ago

no no NOOOOO CANDY CRUSH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Geulfoncio8 years ago

I'll just program THE BEST MOTHERF*CKING CANDY CRUSH SPINOFF EVER

Iam_Correct6 years ago

I already can program

Jonathan Fuller11 years ago

your the greatest and candy crush makes money so id still be getting paid

Logisticmo48 years ago

oliveoil7 years ago

once you make alot of spinoffs, you can make spinoffs of the spinoffs and then evetualy make amazing games for a lot of money

Stormshadows28 years ago

hehe they dont say what your digital imprint can program program that in the form of a crappy spin off then just have you but made out of chocolate programming youll be rich and cheat the system

melt5559 years ago

Nathan00 i can't agree more

Crystal6763 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Tejas Lian Venugopal11 years ago

All my swords may be imitations, but what law is there that says an Imposter cannot defeat the Original? -Emiya Shiro Hint Hint **bejewled** Hint Hint

ihaveaway8 years ago

wtf does that mean there's only a downside and a fake upside

yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago

you could have anything crush ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

aimanM8 years ago

wtf just candy crush

Pressi_8 years ago

I do want to become the greatest programmer, but Candy Crush?

WBGrock8 years ago

Here i am, brain the size of a planet, and i am programming this shit?

Snoopydog9 years ago

Crush spinssssss

Dannybionic2 years ago

Dragon city has a candy crush spin off in it, raid shadow legends has elements of Dragon city in it and raid is also a spin off of coc, etc, etc so loophole time baby

imacookie129 years ago

if im the best programmer in the world, how can i only make Candy Crush spin offs, doesnt make any sense

DeathStarDestroyer8 years ago

There's no point

gvberg8 years ago

I mean, there isn't really a downside, just a limitation on what you gain. I don't know why more people didn't press the button as you gain a new skill but don't lose anything.

Leogon8 years ago

Candy Crush is rich wtf

SirFlops5 years ago

Candy crush made a lot of money

Matt Dexter Adams11 years ago

candy crush ripoff that also (in the background of course) does things that you want it to (like the background thing that lets programers use iPhones and Android phones as bitcoin mining slaves when you are running their apps)

BeeTheImmortal8 years ago

Then you suck at programming, so LOOPWHORE ALERT!!!

TheIronWarrior7 years ago

Just make any game you want, and all it a candy crush spinoff. It doesn't even have to be in the title. People would be confused, though.

Warrior1018 years ago

Candy Crush is a spinoff.

HannibalKing6027 years ago

My games would make sooo much money

An Apple8 years ago

Waste of talent

XxxMLGNOSCOPERxxX9 years ago

Why the hell would I do that

SeeleMeep8 years ago

I'll make all the people that have downloaded Candy Crush to pay me so they can play it

StraitWhiteMale3 years ago

But it would be the BEST Candy Crush spin-off, and in 100 years, people will think that match-three games are spin-offs of your game

Blake Doeren11 years ago

Are you kidding? I'm already the world's best programmer!

joran8177 years ago

A xbone is a bone shaped like a X

barlaxmcchicken6 years ago

Just cus I make the spinoff doesn't mean it has to be exactly like candy crush. Turn it into an RPG or fps. Name it crushing Candy.

stride13138 years ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOOO MUCH NOPE

sargos78 years ago

So, basically, this would be a world where every other programmer lost all of their skills, knowledge and talent. 'Cause that's the only way a candy crush dev would be considered the greatest...

RandomDude638 years ago

so basically, this button is giving you great abilities of programming, then it simultaneously takes it all back... WTF DUDE!?!?!?!?!?

Kiroto9 years ago

thus, you aren't the greatest programmer

Notifications

120 Comments

Login or register to comment