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You can type 500 words per minute and gain a highly paid (and stable) job as a closed captionist and/or court reporter.

but

YOU CAN ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE; EVEN OUTSIDE OF WORK. SKYPE, GAMES, YAHOO, ALL CAPS, FOREVER.

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GangsternauwL8 years ago

I DONT GIVA FUCK JUST GIVE ME THOSE 500 WORDS PER MINUTE ILL BE LEGEND

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

click button I PRESSED THE BUTTON I DO THIS 99.9 % OF THE TIME ANYWAY

Ambertails9 years ago

I DONT HAVE A CAPSLOCK THO. AND I COULD JUST EXPLAIN I CANT TYPE LOWER CASE LETTERS, AND LIKE THE PERSON BELOW ME SAID, IF YOU HOLD DOWN SHIFT WITH CAPSLOCK IT MAKES LOWERCASE #LOOPHOLE

Noah Joyce12 years ago

if you hold down shift with capslock it makes lowercase

lol3314 years ago

NOT CAPSLOCK IN CAPS ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS AAAAAAH. OK I AM PRESSING SHIFT RIGHT NOW

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WoodburyBoy19 years ago

Get a dude to edit it. Or do what Noah said.

Archer9 years ago

You have to realize that this day and age has something called autocorrect. Simply have someone set it up to decapitalize it, and you are done

ThePaulDude8 years ago

You could learn how to type while your pinkie finger is on shift.

JonahPaul8 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE I TYPE 500 WORDS PER MINUTE!

Bts_Lps_Suga8 years ago

I am not thay bog of an idiot bruh!!!

rinacerous9974 years ago

yeah ur not thay swamp

Nyan cat9 years ago

NO FREAKING DOWNSIDE!

bertofoda58 years ago

U all r sick, solved

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Max Harvey Shukla12 years ago

LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS

LimitedSwat3 years ago

YES I AGREE

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Double0racle7 years ago

TMYOU SEE, I DON’T CARE THAT I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, I CAN HAVE A STABLE 500 APM STARCRAFT GAME.

Sebblich8 years ago

I already type fast enough xd

superE048 years ago

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THE BUTTON I MESSED UPPPPPPPPP

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!

Unicat-10 months ago

@Fluffle-is-Fluffy LMAO OOPS! DIDNT MEAN TO TAG THE WRING PERSON (IF I EVEN CAN). NOPE, ME TOO! I ALSO READ ALL CAPS AS UPWRCASE.

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Cruz Rea12 years ago

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE

Tom Yeates12 years ago

Just change it in Word after you type it....

Tescor9 years ago

I GUESS IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD... RIGHT!?

Johnytoucan8 years ago

I DIDN'T PRESS THE BUTTON

Alex Stevens9 years ago

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE 2 WORST AND MOST BORING JOBS EVER!

Cookie_cat3 years ago

Hold shift when you type. Nothing difficult, easy to adapt

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

ILL JUST MAKE MY USERNAME FOR EVERYTHING KARKAT. THAT WAS EASY.

j.chizzy10 years ago

THATS NOT THAT BAD

shadow 9999 years ago

Downside

Poip4 years ago

Nobody wants to be in caps

Qooqoo129 years ago

No downside

Rachel Wynn12 years ago

I ALREADY DO THIS, I'M A FANGIRL

CallJGWentworth877cashnow7 years ago

Wow so it"s impossible to just press Caps Lock again to stop it? It"s just a button :l

Your Cat9 years ago

OKAY I WOULDN'T MIND

Onesy7 years ago

I ALREADY TALK IN ALL CAPS

Pro360noScope9 years ago

I HATE ALL CAPS!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

APPARENTLY THIS PERSON PRESSED THEIR OWN BUTTON

manolo9 years ago

WOW, IT BECOMES TRUE

GoodForYou9 years ago

What if you don't want to have either of those jobs?

lolz9 years ago

use a headset

lh8 years ago

I PRESSED THE BUTTON HELP

steeplemomma9 years ago

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT!!!!111!!!1!1

john_fakenamelast year

JUST EXPLAIN IT AND PEOPLE WILL GET USED TO IT

Unicat-10 months ago

EXACTLY

ThugLife4049 years ago

I JUST PRRESSSSED THE BUTTOOM

Yazneka10 years ago

HIGHLY PAID OF COURSE THEN :D

TidalShores7 years ago

"WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE COPYING MY TYPING QUIRK?" -KARKAT VANTAS

TheFrenchFry9 years ago

Then I shall be Karkat

Maypaws4 years ago

The grammar freak in me is too strong.

RainbowKat7299 years ago

I type 600 words per minute so I don't need this!

cow4cow9 years ago

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VVsilverVV11 years ago

BuT i LoVe AbUsInG cApS lOcK :(

MARYANNLINK7 years ago

Typing isn’t fun for me, so nope

a potato9 years ago

MEH, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS ANYWAYS XD :3

LadyAngel8 years ago

Give me the shift button.

Last_Saga9 years ago

You will get banned for spam

One-Sixty8 years ago

If I'm playing any shooter people will think I'm triggered

One-Sixty8 years ago

I MEAN, IF IM PLAYING ANY SHOOTEE PEOPLE WILL THINK IM TRIGGERED

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