Will You Press The Button?

TitianCockSlayer694 years ago

They would probably die of my huge horse cock

Rizingr9 years ago

This doesn't make sense. It states YOU MEET the person of your dreams HAVE a perfect wedding, meaning that YOU see THAT PERSON get married. Never states it's a marriage between you and your dream person.

DJGamer7 years ago

Good point.

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greaterfiend6 years ago

The person of my dreams is immortal:D

..Alainiak..9 years ago

The person of my dreams is fictional lol

shigad9 years ago

That's the point, you marry a fictional character.

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

Marry a girl every 5 years

AverageDude8 years ago

190 likes and I make another one

Guizoc7 years ago

Just never have a wedding till you"re 100

Astoroth-Fun-Time8 years ago

If you have a kid then they won't die and you can save and cherish the moments with them

BunnyLover11018 years ago

They shall have an identical twin with different color eyes that are not green

Justin_SWAG_Bieber8 years ago

You just met the person of your dream getting married to someone else! KILL THEM NOW!!!!

10skin8 years ago

Just don't get married.

Mr. Mario9 years ago

Eh... I'll die with 'em. And not suicidally!

mebruh9 years ago

thats ................ upsetting

Endercake9 years ago

They?So im in friendzone?

Tricky8 years ago

They doesnt specify man or woman that is why the creator of the question used they

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Savannah Goldman12 years ago

Be happy within the moments you have I suppose

Sændugan8 years ago

Ah, but who said that you had to get married, after all that is the point from which the five years until they die starts

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Noah Egler12 years ago

No matter. Everything dies in the end. The point is to not have any regrets when you do.

iamalittlepincher9 years ago

but when you press the button youll end up baming it on you ultimately having a huge regret

Magical.Death.Spit9 years ago

Asexual lol

I_Am_A_Pro_Genji7 years ago

honestly, they could be rich, i could ask for some cash and i can hire world-class scientists to make immortality/Invincibility a thing, so they can live... we can have a kid, too many loopholes

xlyz10 years ago

Loophole: the 'person of my dreams' is invincible and cannot die

MoltasAlkestam8 years ago

who are "they" ?

loki21209 years ago

Forever alone :.(

TheLaughBox!9 years ago

how about,you marry someone who is rich,get a divorce the next day,take all of their money and va la, problem solved!

RayneHellfire11 months ago

Vtuber girl failure tard wife. YES!

meanpoopes2319 years ago

Fuck taht bitch

MEME_God6 years ago

Then ill make the best of that 5 years

Hayday9 years ago

Just don't marry them...

ParaDox10 years ago

It's better to love and lose that love than to never have loved at all. LOL, I HIT NO

PeppeVink7 years ago

If you wouldn’t she would still be alive so you saved a live

Imbored24/79 years ago

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ASSTRISK8 years ago

i hate marriage

Andrew13219 years ago

nah id rather risk it in the real world im a nice guy i think id find a nice girl someday

Janzen Harris12 years ago

if its the perfect girl, i'd make the time count and try and save her

ars33nicCatnip9 years ago

//Well Jake English, you lived a good life

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

creator of button, show yourself and explain the button

chubbycherry8 years ago

if the question is supposed to be "and have a perfect wedding", just marry them when you're both old! if the "they" in the second one means the person of your dream's first spouse, then why not

Reebz7 years ago

I'm gonna have to say no. I want to live, thank you.

Science guy9 years ago

Marry Donald chump.

Blane12478 years ago

Who the fuck is donald chump?

antiS9 years ago

I assume they live if i don't so...... cant really say that it would be some one i cared about if my ego kills them.

Nasser 9 years ago

Who said you can only have one person of dreams

Kingwellj8810 years ago

My dream girl is immortal >:)

GalaxyTraveler8 years ago

It wouldn't be fair for that person to die for your happiness.

meatloave3 months ago

She's a smoking hottie who grants me three wishes then we spend a week having wild sex after wich she leaves me and we never see or hear from each other again.marriage is annulled through an attorney

justanothermemer8 years ago

*ace aro laughter*

Skypony9 years ago

Marry miley cyrus and then be a dick to her untill she dies

braydenisswag9 years ago

i dont want to have that amount of sadness in my system when i'm 16

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago

@DragonflyFalls ok then...... *backs away slowly*

TheCookieAlfae9 years ago

The person of your dreams isn't who you actually want to end up with. Unless you're already in love then this is condemning a person you THINK you would love, rather than the quirky perks that make up the person you actually would.

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Somebody quick! Travel back in time and marry Hitler 6 years before World war 2 and instantly divorce him!

JoshuaRyanG9 years ago

ill have my fun

Jwalant Singh Gangwar12 years ago

Bang bang

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