Will You Press The Button?

TitianCockSlayer694 years ago

They would probably die of my huge horse cock

Rizingr9 years ago

This doesn't make sense. It states YOU MEET the person of your dreams HAVE a perfect wedding, meaning that YOU see THAT PERSON get married. Never states it's a marriage between you and your dream person.

DJGamer7 years ago

Good point.

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greaterfiend6 years ago

The person of my dreams is immortal:D

..Alainiak..9 years ago

The person of my dreams is fictional lol

shigad9 years ago

That's the point, you marry a fictional character.

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

Marry a girl every 5 years

AverageDude8 years ago

190 likes and I make another one

Guizoc7 years ago

Just never have a wedding till you"re 100

Astoroth-Fun-Time8 years ago

If you have a kid then they won't die and you can save and cherish the moments with them

BunnyLover11018 years ago

They shall have an identical twin with different color eyes that are not green

Justin_SWAG_Bieber8 years ago

You just met the person of your dream getting married to someone else! KILL THEM NOW!!!!

10skin8 years ago

Just don't get married.

Mr. Mario9 years ago

Eh... I'll die with 'em. And not suicidally!

mebruh9 years ago

thats ................ upsetting

Endercake9 years ago

They?So im in friendzone?

Tricky8 years ago

They doesnt specify man or woman that is why the creator of the question used they

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Savannah Goldman12 years ago

Be happy within the moments you have I suppose

Sændugan8 years ago

Ah, but who said that you had to get married, after all that is the point from which the five years until they die starts

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Noah Egler12 years ago

No matter. Everything dies in the end. The point is to not have any regrets when you do.

iamalittlepincher9 years ago

but when you press the button youll end up baming it on you ultimately having a huge regret

DrNobody8 years ago

Who cares, I hate all girls

rugged fungus2889 years ago

Naaaaaah

DragonflyFalls10 years ago

I will keep their dead bodies in my house and make them my doll. I will use it to scare away people.

A17_GaminG9 years ago

Oh....i accidently pressed it....SHIT

jhbdvlast year

可是她活不过一个月

UncertainStingray6 years ago

I could not, in good conscience, do that to my dream love.

privateinferno9 years ago

but memories are for a life time win-win

Endermiss1809 years ago

Love a happy life while you can I guess.

TheMasterDerp9 years ago

I don't dream of that kind of stuff -_-

Alphawolf Q10 years ago

At least I had 5 years with them

RasFluffy7 years ago

I dont know who they is but it sucks to be them

Kösrift8 years ago

"They" being my worst enemy you mentioned the sentence before...? He'll yea

isaac latin 449 years ago

so if i dont meet them they stay alive.

ElectronicalSB9 years ago

you still get to do what ever you want to do with them if you know what i mean ;)

Magical.Death.Spit9 years ago

Asexual lol

I_Am_A_Pro_Genji7 years ago

honestly, they could be rich, i could ask for some cash and i can hire world-class scientists to make immortality/Invincibility a thing, so they can live... we can have a kid, too many loopholes

MoltasAlkestam8 years ago

who are "they" ?

loki21209 years ago

Forever alone :.(

xlyz10 years ago

Loophole: the 'person of my dreams' is invincible and cannot die

TheLaughBox!9 years ago

how about,you marry someone who is rich,get a divorce the next day,take all of their money and va la, problem solved!

RayneHellfire11 months ago

Vtuber girl failure tard wife. YES!

MEME_God6 years ago

Then ill make the best of that 5 years

Hayday9 years ago

Just don't marry them...

meanpoopes2319 years ago

Fuck taht bitch

Imbored24/79 years ago

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ParaDox10 years ago

It's better to love and lose that love than to never have loved at all. LOL, I HIT NO

PeppeVink7 years ago

If you wouldn’t she would still be alive so you saved a live

Janzen Harris12 years ago

if its the perfect girl, i'd make the time count and try and save her

ASSTRISK8 years ago

i hate marriage

Andrew13219 years ago

nah id rather risk it in the real world im a nice guy i think id find a nice girl someday

chubbycherry8 years ago

if the question is supposed to be "and have a perfect wedding", just marry them when you're both old! if the "they" in the second one means the person of your dream's first spouse, then why not

ars33nicCatnip9 years ago

//Well Jake English, you lived a good life

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

creator of button, show yourself and explain the button

Science guy9 years ago

Marry Donald chump.

Blane12478 years ago

Who the fuck is donald chump?

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