Will You Press The Button?

TitianCockSlayer695 years ago

They would probably die of my huge horse cock

kim_il_sung_fan_943 days ago

FUCK YEAH!!!

Rizingr10 years ago

This doesn't make sense. It states YOU MEET the person of your dreams HAVE a perfect wedding, meaning that YOU see THAT PERSON get married. Never states it's a marriage between you and your dream person.

DJGamer7 years ago

Good point.

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greaterfiend6 years ago

The person of my dreams is immortal:D

..Alainiak..9 years ago

The person of my dreams is fictional lol

shigad9 years ago

That's the point, you marry a fictional character.

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

Marry a girl every 5 years

AverageDude8 years ago

190 likes and I make another one

Guizoc7 years ago

Just never have a wedding till you"re 100

Astoroth-Fun-Time8 years ago

If you have a kid then they won't die and you can save and cherish the moments with them

BunnyLover11018 years ago

They shall have an identical twin with different color eyes that are not green

Justin_SWAG_Bieber9 years ago

You just met the person of your dream getting married to someone else! KILL THEM NOW!!!!

10skin9 years ago

Just don't get married.

Mr. Mario9 years ago

Eh... I'll die with 'em. And not suicidally!

mebruh9 years ago

thats ................ upsetting

Endercake10 years ago

They?So im in friendzone?

Tricky8 years ago

They doesnt specify man or woman that is why the creator of the question used they

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Savannah Goldman12 years ago

Be happy within the moments you have I suppose

Sændugan8 years ago

Ah, but who said that you had to get married, after all that is the point from which the five years until they die starts

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Noah Egler12 years ago

No matter. Everything dies in the end. The point is to not have any regrets when you do.

iamalittlepincher10 years ago

but when you press the button youll end up baming it on you ultimately having a huge regret

braydenisswag9 years ago

i dont want to have that amount of sadness in my system when i'm 16

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago

@DragonflyFalls ok then...... *backs away slowly*

TheCookieAlfae9 years ago

The person of your dreams isn't who you actually want to end up with. Unless you're already in love then this is condemning a person you THINK you would love, rather than the quirky perks that make up the person you actually would.

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Somebody quick! Travel back in time and marry Hitler 6 years before World war 2 and instantly divorce him!

JoshuaRyanG9 years ago

ill have my fun

Jwalant Singh Gangwar12 years ago

Bang bang

xxx_0_xxx10 years ago

Actually, no you cant

Ikustwanttocomment4 years ago

i don't have a person of my dreams

Bobby slime10 years ago

They?

AllastroS489 years ago

Looks like one of wolverine's relationships kkkkkkk

Jbrick10 years ago

Dragonfly that's disturbing...

quickstirke8 years ago

😎😎😎😎😄😎😎😎😎 If Humanity never became. What animal would you be? (I"d be a wolf)

meatloave5 months ago

A hotties who grants me 3 wishes then departs and I never see or hear from her again. The wedding is someone else's that she was invited to. I was not invited except as her guest and that is now moot.

Azyyati Syahmi12 years ago

Knowing you found that certain someone and he/she'll be dead in the next 5 years.. I definitely can't avoid NOT thinking about it

Abbey249 years ago

I have not got a specific person in mind... does this mean i marry multiple people? (I change my views time to time)

Pilz9 years ago

The woman of my dreams would be fucking rich, so I guess I'm gonna press it.

deablo hunter10 years ago

you can have sex for five years

iamalittlepincher10 years ago

your fucking disgusting what the fuck is wrong with you

Memeboibepis5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

AssFace10 years ago

Is this reusable?

BraedenRoberts7 years ago

Be happy with her no matter what and wen she dies kill you as well the instint she dies Oh and give your baby to one of your firends

Another Lesson In Hate9 years ago

Joke's on you, I'm asexual.

Eleanor249 years ago

Did you mean aromantic?

derpymuffinpony8 years ago

u can just wait to marry them to five years before they will die

Fliplike9 years ago

so Im married to 2 different people?

luna11 years ago

Id rather be with someone I hats then with a dead person… ¢>

gaffel37310 years ago

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