Will You Press The Button?

Hardin56879 years ago

I never age? So I never die? And I would still have my intelligence because I only LOOK like a 3 year old. I LOVE IT!

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

never aging doesn't mean you never die, you can still get killed by everything except time

Barneytubbie10 years ago

Babies can get away with anything... WAIT does my Dickinson change size too?

Kurbiskuchen5 years ago

Superdick

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Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

Sooo... I get to be a powerpuff girl? sure why not? superpowers hell yeah!

Complexfred152 years ago

Well I’ll be a power puff boy but alright

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Brainless Wizard9 years ago

Super baby looks better than Super man

JacobyVance9 years ago

Is that comment legit 46 years old

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Guys. Stop being stupid. Thanks

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Bgames7 years ago

Go superbaby!

AlyciaMezquita8 years ago

batman beats superman

Sylica_Telca8 years ago

So Powerpuff girl got it.

TheDawg19 years ago

Ability to change age the rules of the "will you press the button" game and hack life :)

KenWasHere218 years ago

Superman doesn't have that ability

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rytrick9 years ago

that would be amazing. i would blow people's minds every day.

GoatMan9 years ago

can never go to jail

DOCTORWHONERDO10 years ago

I'd love to be an intelligent, cute human with amazing powers! No Downside AW YEAH!

Sasha Newman-Court12 years ago

don't have to go to school, can save the world, villains wont want to kill me cos I look cute... sounds like a good deal!

Dark224 years ago

47 years ago ftw?!

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Lorne Inglis12 years ago

I dont see a downside to this

Jorflarps9 years ago

Psssssssssssssssssssssh

MadKoni3 years ago

Thatll be fucking hilarious

sonictorin10 years ago

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kingcoal128 years ago

loli powers go

Mosel5 years ago

If i had this power i would make peoaple underestimate me.

paywom111 years ago

Then it wouldnt be superMAN it would be superBABY

AliceDemera9 years ago

Powerpuffff

MrBananaManYoutube9 years ago

So I just started a YouTube channel but I don't know what to do with it. Any ideas?

theO00327 years ago

powers of superman: Having a life full of fighting people no thanks

Ryan Holmes12 years ago

fuck yeah!

Avislast year

im am IMMORTALITY!!!!!!!!!

TempturF810 years ago

the people bitching about how dumb superman is.... you're dumb as hell because YOU have the POWERS of superman, that doesn't mean you ARE superman..

Starslinger8 years ago

Superboy!

ian1309 years ago

DUDE YOU LOOK 3 YEARS OLD AND YOU GOT SUPER MAN ABILITYS YOUR FREAKING GIZMO FROM TEEN TITANS GO ACCEPT WITH AWESOME POWERS IDK HOW THIS DID NOT WIN XD

TheMadDoctor058 years ago

People are going to hate me but I have to say it... BABY GENIUS 2

Th3L3gitMast3r9 years ago

WORTH IT ANYDAY

Anime_Lesbian4 years ago

who cares when I can fly?

Popularmmos10 years ago

Omg I did not know that but I would still be a superhero if I was 3

FriedChicken Duh9 years ago

so yo stay the same age you are and you become a midget superman?

Ramface3217 years ago

That would be dope, like reading people"s minds, -yes sharon the Turkey was brined with whiskey!

sweetsouthernsarcasm11 years ago

Superman's a basic bitch. His weaknesses are rocks and magic. So if you combined all fictional universes, he could get his ass whooped by faries. And even if it was just Marvel and DC, Scarlet Witch could easily get rid of him, when you see how she strippe...[Show full comment]

Killwithstyle9 years ago

Ummm downside?

AmaziMutima7 years ago

#Win/Win$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Killtesblocs9 years ago

So I become Superman AND I never age? Nothing to add!

aronwitte10 years ago

Ya Cool

MachoManShark9 years ago

People won't take me seriously enough to let me help, and I'd practically be immortal, which doesn't end well, or ever, actually, so I don't find much of an upside.