Have all the powers of superman
but
You look like a 3 year old and never age
I will not


Hardin56879 years ago
I never age? So I never die? And I would still have my intelligence because I only LOOK like a 3 year old. I LOVE IT!

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
never aging doesn't mean you never die, you can still get killed by everything except time

Barneytubbie9 years ago
Babies can get away with anything... WAIT does my Dickinson change size too?

Kurbiskuchen5 years ago
Superdick
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Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
Sooo... I get to be a powerpuff girl? sure why not? superpowers hell yeah!

Complexfred152 years ago
Well I’ll be a power puff boy but alright
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Brainless Wizard9 years ago
Super baby looks better than Super man

JacobyVance9 years ago
Is that comment legit 46 years old

GangsternauwL8 years ago
Guys. Stop being stupid. Thanks
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Bgames7 years ago
Go superbaby!

AlyciaMezquita8 years ago
batman beats superman

Sylica_Telca8 years ago
So Powerpuff girl got it.

TheDawg19 years ago
Ability to change age the rules of the "will you press the button" game and hack life :)

KenWasHere218 years ago
Superman doesn't have that ability
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rytrick9 years ago
that would be amazing. i would blow people's minds every day.

GoatMan9 years ago
can never go to jail

DOCTORWHONERDO9 years ago
I'd love to be an intelligent, cute human with amazing powers! No Downside AW YEAH!

Sasha Newman-Court12 years ago
don't have to go to school, can save the world, villains wont want to kill me cos I look cute... sounds like a good deal!

Dark224 years ago
47 years ago ftw?!
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Lorne Inglis12 years ago
I dont see a downside to this

Averace6 years ago
*imagining a toddler beating up bad guys*

dcicio711 years ago
Superman wow

Thedj9 years ago
One punch

Glitchy_bird7 years ago
That sounds hilarious

CMHammond9 years ago
Eh. No thanks.

Takoturtle229 years ago
do you realize how much you could get away with, I would be a demon child haunting the earth with my invincibility

Maksim2 years ago
"Goo goo GAA gaa motherlover" *punches a hole through the person's stomach* Sex life is going to be really awkward, but porn is a thing

TheManInTheCorner9 years ago
Superman=lamest and most boring superhero. Ever.

A_VERY_SPECIAL_IDIOT8 years ago
Well i guess i can get away with more things i guess

TheNerdLord4 years ago
No brainer.

Mykael Creo10 years ago
Three-year-old Superman? Dude, your imagination sucks rancid donkey ass.

BlueWiz9 years ago
It says look like not that i am an actual3 year old, si you can still have a girl and a happy life.

xinvlek9 years ago
SUPER BABY!

Atomic_wolf9 years ago
Where's the down side if u never age u can still be 100 years old mentally just not physically and that means you can move fast because your "young"

DrInconsiderate7 years ago
3 years on which planet?

Avis12 months ago
nothing to add

Gamer219 years ago
Not worth it.

Dinobot7 years ago
Star wars fan 24 i read your comments in darth vaders voice its so funny

ThatDudeDownTheStreet9 years ago
Here Comes SuperBabyFaceMan

ForceFriend8 years ago
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, cute!

Genocide Sans9 years ago
The police would never expect a baby to rob all the world's bank in 5 mins MWAHAHAHAHA

skypc3 years ago
this just sounds hilarious

Popularmmos10 years ago
Omg I did not know that but I would still be a superhero if I was 3

Zinky9 years ago
Little cute girl with superpowers. Like Joker looks at me : 'Awwww what a cute baby!' Then i kill him :D

epic971016 years ago
I"d be a powerpuff girl

dcicio711 years ago
Superman wow

lark9 years ago
I can order off of the kid's menu again!!! score!

Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Superbaby

qwerty12349 years ago
SUPER BABY

h_ledfordlast year
I would love it but living forever would suck I'd probably do it if I could live until the end of humanity

Final9 years ago
Superman is horrible why even put him in here

essie8 years ago
Soo.Do i still get a life

i-am-button.com9 years ago
dont care but what if the three year old looks like me??? >:D

Katplushy4 years ago
Super baby!

Zenzerbeth10 years ago
I'm immortal, cute, hilarious to anyone watching and I can fight crime? Downside?

DeltaRune14238 years ago
Awesome + adorable = BEST. THING. EVER!
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