Will You Press The Button?

Hardin56879 years ago

I never age? So I never die? And I would still have my intelligence because I only LOOK like a 3 year old. I LOVE IT!

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

never aging doesn't mean you never die, you can still get killed by everything except time

Barneytubbie9 years ago

Babies can get away with anything... WAIT does my Dickinson change size too?

Kurbiskuchen5 years ago

Superdick

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Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

Sooo... I get to be a powerpuff girl? sure why not? superpowers hell yeah!

Complexfred152 years ago

Well I’ll be a power puff boy but alright

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Brainless Wizard9 years ago

Super baby looks better than Super man

JacobyVance9 years ago

Is that comment legit 46 years old

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Guys. Stop being stupid. Thanks

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Bgames7 years ago

Go superbaby!

AlyciaMezquita8 years ago

batman beats superman

Sylica_Telca8 years ago

So Powerpuff girl got it.

TheDawg19 years ago

Ability to change age the rules of the "will you press the button" game and hack life :)

KenWasHere218 years ago

Superman doesn't have that ability

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rytrick9 years ago

that would be amazing. i would blow people's minds every day.

GoatMan9 years ago

can never go to jail

DOCTORWHONERDO9 years ago

I'd love to be an intelligent, cute human with amazing powers! No Downside AW YEAH!

Sasha Newman-Court12 years ago

don't have to go to school, can save the world, villains wont want to kill me cos I look cute... sounds like a good deal!

Dark224 years ago

47 years ago ftw?!

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Lorne Inglis12 years ago

I dont see a downside to this

otto_k1ng5 years ago

I would be the coolest in the kindergarden

Umbreonrainbow10 years ago

um no. besides, i've never wanted superman's power.

Shaunethomas8 years ago

No down side

masterbone1239 years ago

be cute super man awesome

xinvlek9 years ago

SUPER BABY!

Yusgamer9 years ago

Os Vilons Nao Vao batem Em Criaçao pequena E nao Presisa ir Pra Escola

DerpyThing7 years ago

Oh, heeeeeeeel noooooo. I don't want to be 3 yrs old again. Why? Because when I was 3 I almost died in the hospital.

Avislast year

ill just groe back to 3 years old and eat backon and video GAMES>!!!!!!! LOL EASY PUSH L0s3R!!!

Matt Kronos9 years ago

thug baby life :v

VanMan0077 years ago

Sounds familiar coff coff power puff girls

mini ladd9 years ago

Would be able to talk

Popularmmos10 years ago

Omg I did not know that but I would still be a superhero if I was 3

VirchUrch08 years ago

be superman and never die. heck yes

jinkingsoholahan9 years ago

lifting infinity is worth it https://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/Hat/nxmcLak/2 not just talking shit this happens in the comics

TheTrueNoodle4 years ago

Imagine trying to get a drink after you save the world

Thedj9 years ago

One punch

Averace6 years ago

*imagining a toddler beating up bad guys*

dcicio711 years ago

Superman wow

Glitchy_bird7 years ago

That sounds hilarious

CMHammond9 years ago

Eh. No thanks.

A_VERY_SPECIAL_IDIOT8 years ago

Well i guess i can get away with more things i guess

Takoturtle229 years ago

do you realize how much you could get away with, I would be a demon child haunting the earth with my invincibility

Maksim2 years ago

"Goo goo GAA gaa motherlover" *punches a hole through the person's stomach* Sex life is going to be really awkward, but porn is a thing

TheManInTheCorner9 years ago

Superman=lamest and most boring superhero. Ever.

BlueWiz9 years ago

It says look like not that i am an actual3 year old, si you can still have a girl and a happy life.

TheNerdLord5 years ago

No brainer.

Mykael Creo10 years ago

Three-year-old Superman? Dude, your imagination sucks rancid donkey ass.

DrInconsiderate7 years ago

3 years on which planet?

xinvlek9 years ago

SUPER BABY!

Atomic_wolf9 years ago

Where's the down side if u never age u can still be 100 years old mentally just not physically and that means you can move fast because your "young"

ThatDudeDownTheStreet9 years ago

Here Comes SuperBabyFaceMan

Avislast year

nothing to add

Gamer219 years ago

Not worth it.

Dinobot7 years ago

Star wars fan 24 i read your comments in darth vaders voice its so funny

skypc4 years ago

this just sounds hilarious

Popularmmos10 years ago

Omg I did not know that but I would still be a superhero if I was 3

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