Will You Press The Button?

Satoru_Gojo last year

First, I'd become a professional athlete and gain some money, then I'd commit a crime and go jail. After all, jail provides free housing and food. I'll do a crime that usually has a sentencing of around a month or so, then pay my own bail. Easy.

Alyosha 3 years ago

Easy. Enter basic military training.

Atomic_wolf 11 years ago

HEY MOM I NEED YOUR MONEY

sadielover 11 years ago

Just buy like 3 months of stuFF and pay the rent for 2 months and boom your set

HunterNiemeier 10 years ago

Bleh! I hate exercise, I would hate to be an athlete unless I got payed 1,000,000 dollars per yard I walked.

Iris Ally 13 years ago

why would anyone want to be a professional athlete ... too much time spent outdoors

Minisand 4 years ago

I made an account to call u dumb as hell

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samomezz 11 years ago

never said when! I'll die and then spend that one month

Paulo_G 10 years ago

That's no problem, just stock up for 1 months worth of stuff in advance!

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

RENTS? WATER BILLS? TAXES?

ShadowBlake 8 years ago

What about bills? Would that count as spendiing money?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Yes

PolarIcie 8 years ago

I would just get my parents to buy me food, water and anything i wanted.

Therisktaker47 3 years ago

what if they said no go do it yourself? :3

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago

I dont use money, I spend it

Chara_Z_Silverstorm 9 years ago

So does like a gaming athlete count?...

Kyle Redding 13 years ago

easy fix: stockpile 30 days worth shit. problem solved

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

what about rent

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Diamnds InMc Akavictor 13 years ago

I'll just buy thousands of food for that whole month :P

James Criss 13 years ago

gamers are now considered athletes for the win

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago

Only one month?! Sweet!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You & everyone else has forgotten about bills. Ya know water, gas & electronic.

Zavy Williams 13 years ago

I'll Jst Mooch Off Other People ...

Michael Lotito 13 years ago

parents/friends...

Dom Hillman 13 years ago

Buy everything in advance.

Bob Craig 13 years ago

airsoft is totally a sport guise...

Charles Adams 13 years ago

A dream come true

Hajira Irfan 13 years ago

I would but 2 months supply of food for that ONE month and tons of other stuff!!!!!

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

RENTS? WATER BILL? TAXES

Neagu Vlad 13 years ago

can my moyher spend money ?

10000horsepower 9 years ago

Does it have to be one month at once or can it just be separate days totaled up to one month? And that one month being February*

andrewls671 10 years ago

I could just save up food for said month...

FazeCrow 11 years ago

Easy, just live with your parents for that month lol

Frost Queen Froslass 11 years ago

Who cares about being a freaking athlete! I definitely don't!

ComradeChase 9 years ago

Being a professional athlete is the downside here

sdfghmjghfsdgfh 11 years ago

Just buy everything you need before the month starts

iiSailor 10 years ago

I hate getting fit.

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

Challenge accepted

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autocar66 10 years ago

Ok so survival in the wild for a month?? Always wanted to do that!! *slams button*

autocar66 10 years ago

And yes I know its not spending any money but if u go surfifaling u dont use any money eighter!!

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

REMEMBER THE TAXES EVERYBODY

JessicaStutz 11 years ago

How would you buy food.

Roado 10 years ago

I can prepay for a house and More stuff. (Steak and Milk, etc) And when I press the button, I win.

LloydbossYT 8 years ago

Wouldn't you starve?

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago

Ok, one, that one month would be in your whole life, two, it doesn't specify what sport you're paid for. Highly paid video game player. You have pressed the button!

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

That was my goal. LOL

daltonnoot 11 years ago

I'm doing that right now cause I still a kid

MaryWendehostRhoades 9 years ago

do you could play games but never plug in your electronic

Atomic_wolf 11 years ago

You don't need to pay it, get your mom or dad (etc)

coolstorybro 10 years ago

doesnt say when just buy a bunch of food and stuff then do it in febuary

Xunmato 9 years ago

The outernet is scary, no thanks.

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

It doesn't say anything about when you have to spend that month

Salad 10 years ago

My name's Jeff

TamashiNeko 11 years ago

Live with parents for a month. ;)

napstablook7 10 years ago

U WOULD DIE CAUSE U GOT NO FOOD

juanito 5 years ago

hola

bomb-omb2 11 years ago

meh...just one month i can wait

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