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44093 (50%) people have pressed this button, while 43505 (50%) did not.
You get to cure cancer
but
your body will deteriorate and you will die within 1 year.
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HAMW8 months ago
Well, maybe the contribution I make in this 1 year would be even greater than that of the next 70 years of my life so yes

HAMW8 months ago
Contribution to the society I mean

WolfPixel8 years ago
Loophole: It never said WHEN you had to cure cancer...

Joe Larson12 years ago
Nobody is more important than yourself. Remember that.

Guh2 years ago
For the betterment of humanity
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Krystal Vick12 years ago
my mom has cancer and i would die just so she would be healthy again

shabiasi10 months ago
good job, you are really a man!
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Ryan Cerviche12 years ago
We need a healthy level of death in society. If we start healing everyone our population will be too large.

Cringe_weeb3 years ago
Yea why not kill yourself then? if more people did it we"d have less problem.
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Мартин Петков12 years ago
nope I want to see the end of One piece so i will need atleast 10 more years

DaBestMind3 years ago
yessss!!!
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Sarah Casey12 years ago
You have to think, it's either your life or a million others.

Matthew Baker12 years ago
That year would be the best year of my life.

Lee-Ane Keegan12 years ago
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Kinky7 years ago
Too bad I’m not worth shit.

Malphas_4 years ago
Yeah, I will cure cancer. But only because I'm going to be remembered in history as a hero. Better than dying a nobody even if I get to live more.

aGuy4410 years ago
who would not cure cancer?

Fongle458 years ago
Use it only on people you care about

King butter9 years ago
Fuck it no more cancer

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago
I cure cancer, gets ebola

bandsarelife9 years ago
I rather die a hero than love long enough to see myself become the villain

Unipug7 years ago
Die within a year of eating a grapefruit ? Die within a year of dying? It doesn't say

Nix10 years ago
I'm cool with living and letting others die of cancer.

ThatTacoDude9 years ago
Die like a hero live like a monster

Kadie_loves_you7 years ago
I will press the button because no one deserves to live with cancer it is terrible so I don’t care I’m pressing the button

#POTATOS4LIFE:D9 years ago
Five seconds after you do it no one will remember you

The_logical_frenchie8 years ago
Well, cancer is already cured (I guess)

NotActuallyAPr0file9 years ago
I have to say, curing cancer would reduce jobs in the medical field and overpopulation would become a problem. Although I'd love to save millions of lives, I have to save billions.

I_dont_know_man3 years ago
I SACRIFICE MYSELF TO THE GOOD OF OTHERS (Instant Regret)

Mattie Gamer9 years ago
I'm too selfish...sorry people with cancer

Dragonboy3049 years ago
I figured it out you push the button when your about to die nailed it

Dark224 years ago
Im sacrificing myself yall are greedy bastards

DestinyandFate10 years ago
It's for the greater good, so I'm in.

10skin8 years ago
One life for millions? 19,968 people are selfish.

Agarillobob9 years ago
maybe when I have cancer and would die in a week

the-idiot7 years ago
im taking one for the team

Aquaman11 years ago
yes. if our population gets too large for earth we can jsut terraform mars or whatever.

verycooldragon8 years ago
No i will not press the button The ungrateful shits that are identified as humans wouldn't be nice enough to say thanks

Eduardo Jose G. Flores III12 years ago
Aww Too late. There's now 2 Machine's that I know that can cure cancer.

im Abl Firecracker Re9 years ago
Hey at least I'll be remembered for curing cancer ya

Bloodhec2 years ago
Downside??

wubwubwubwubwub9 years ago
i didn't press it :'(

TDMfan9 years ago
Hey... press that Like button... see what happens.

BREAKINGKAYDEN4 years ago
I’ll keep this page saved, press it when I get cancer

Moterrola10 years ago
Only if some close relative was down with it.

Sgtbacontits8 years ago
What if you already have it do you die still? Im not saying i have it but the doc. Thinks i might

ILikeCats7 years ago
My dad has cancer and I will do anything to help him

Uncurable10 years ago
I'm okay with dying, Just knowing that I cured one of the most deadliest diseases on this planet.

Bluebubblefox 8 years ago
Invent it on my death bed so I get to live an extra year

lionlord019 years ago
Love love

PugInSpace9 years ago
That's deep bro I leik it

AmazingJayJol9 years ago
Save Millions Of Lives And Die For Sacrifice..I WOULD

DavidKong7 years ago
No cause eventually humanity will be like “oh WE cured cancer, there wasn’t an actual person who had the idea” because they don’t want to offend the people who implement my research

Smart_scratcher123 years ago
I am ready to die because I am not like.. the selfish commenters like Joe larson

~Wave~length~9 years ago
The ends justify the means. I need to be the better guy here... *spam button*

AnimeRaina8 years ago
Kill them all. The world is suffering from overpopulation anyway.
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