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44910 (50%) people have pressed this button, while 44705 (50%) did not.
You get to cure cancer
but
your body will deteriorate and you will die within 1 year.
Next

HAMW 2 years ago
Well, maybe the contribution I make in this 1 year would be even greater than that of the next 70 years of my life so yes

HAMW 2 years ago
Contribution to the society I mean

WolfPixel 9 years ago
Loophole: It never said WHEN you had to cure cancer...

Joe Larson 13 years ago
Nobody is more important than yourself. Remember that.

Guh 3 years ago
For the betterment of humanity
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Krystal Vick 13 years ago
my mom has cancer and i would die just so she would be healthy again

shabiasi 2 years ago
good job, you are really a man!
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Ryan Cerviche 13 years ago
We need a healthy level of death in society. If we start healing everyone our population will be too large.

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago
Yea why not kill yourself then? if more people did it we"d have less problem.
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Мартин Петков 13 years ago
nope I want to see the end of One piece so i will need atleast 10 more years

DaBestMind 4 years ago
yessss!!!
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Sarah Casey 13 years ago
You have to think, it's either your life or a million others.

Matthew Baker 13 years ago
That year would be the best year of my life.

Lee-Ane Keegan 13 years ago
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and aff... [Show full comment]

Kinky 8 years ago
Too bad I’m not worth shit.

Kritzy 9 years ago
I know that whole "Lets make the world better before we die" thing, but i"m only 20 and still want a good life

Applejack_Kawaii 12 years ago
Yes! If i can save lives during that year its totally worth it!

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5... [Show full comment]

I like men 10 years ago
There's already a cure for cancer

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago
Bitch please 15707 people will have already cured it

Salvador Castillo 13 years ago
I'll go down as a fucking hero.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I'm only 11 and I want to live a full life to besides there's already a cure for cancer!

Unknown0703 4 years ago
Sacrifices must be made

wubwubwubwubwub 11 years ago
i didn't press it :'(

TheRealMudkip13 9 years ago
Presses on deathbed*

King butter 11 years ago
Fuck it no more cancer

Malphas_ 6 years ago
Yeah, I will cure cancer. But only because I'm going to be remembered in history as a hero. Better than dying a nobody even if I get to live more.

aGuy44 11 years ago
who would not cure cancer?

Fongle45 9 years ago
Use it only on people you care about

Nix 12 years ago
I'm cool with living and letting others die of cancer.

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago
I cure cancer, gets ebola

bandsarelife 11 years ago
I rather die a hero than love long enough to see myself become the villain

Unipug 8 years ago
Die within a year of eating a grapefruit ? Die within a year of dying? It doesn't say

#POTATOS4LIFE:D 10 years ago
Five seconds after you do it no one will remember you

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago
Die like a hero live like a monster

Kadie_loves_you 9 years ago
I will press the button because no one deserves to live with cancer it is terrible so I don’t care I’m pressing the button

I_dont_know_man 5 years ago
I SACRIFICE MYSELF TO THE GOOD OF OTHERS (Instant Regret)

Mattie Gamer 11 years ago
I'm too selfish...sorry people with cancer

The_logical_frenchie 9 years ago
Well, cancer is already cured (I guess)

NotActuallyAPr0file 10 years ago
I have to say, curing cancer would reduce jobs in the medical field and overpopulation would become a problem. Although I'd love to save millions of lives, I have to save billions.

10skin 10 years ago
One life for millions? 19,968 people are selfish.

Dragonboy304 11 years ago
I figured it out you push the button when your about to die nailed it

Dark22 6 years ago
Im sacrificing myself yall are greedy bastards

DestinyandFate 12 years ago
It's for the greater good, so I'm in.

Agarillobob 11 years ago
maybe when I have cancer and would die in a week

the-idiot 9 years ago
im taking one for the team

Aquaman 12 years ago
yes. if our population gets too large for earth we can jsut terraform mars or whatever.

verycooldragon 10 years ago
No i will not press the button The ungrateful shits that are identified as humans wouldn't be nice enough to say thanks

Eduardo Jose G. Flores III 13 years ago
Aww Too late. There's now 2 Machine's that I know that can cure cancer.

im Abl Firecracker Re 10 years ago
Hey at least I'll be remembered for curing cancer ya

Bloodhec 3 years ago
Downside??

wubwubwubwubwub 11 years ago
i didn't press it :'(

TDMfan 11 years ago
Hey... press that Like button... see what happens.

BREAKINGKAYDEN 5 years ago
I’ll keep this page saved, press it when I get cancer

Moterrola 11 years ago
Only if some close relative was down with it.

Sgtbacontits 9 years ago
What if you already have it do you die still? Im not saying i have it but the doc. Thinks i might

ILikeCats 8 years ago
My dad has cancer and I will do anything to help him
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