Ill be the mma world champion in the no-weight category, fucking win the olympics in the high jump, long jump, and racing plus i get the sweet bonus of mindfucking scientists.
Technically we are always hovering, because the electron opposition to other objects. If we didn't have this, we would always fuse with things, animate or inanimate.
Bossitronio20148 years ago
True. Looks like you beat me to the comment!
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2TrucksHavingSex69697 years ago
You can be 1 nanometer off the ground
Buttonpresser3147 years ago
Nice username bud
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Sasusaku8 years ago
You cant land but u can crash
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ASAEDRIS8 years ago
why does the rule "what goes up must come down" not apply to peter pan? because he neverlands
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the117doctor8 years ago
I could look like I'm skating...up a building
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Adelina9 years ago
All you gotta do is fly with your feet like, a centimeter above the ground so you look normal. Then you have superpowers. You'll also have major ninja skills cause nobody can hear your footsteps. Not to mention your peter pan cosplay will be sick as fuck.
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CherryBombPoP7 years ago
“How do you sleep at night?”
Floating above THE WORLD
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Rikki43287 years ago
why are all the downsides that kid who says to the teacher, "Oh, Mrs. Peters, you forgot to grade our homework today!"
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Reallynono7 years ago
I can’t have any fun In a pool.no!!
23lindsaam5 years ago
Well... you could fly while in the water... kinda. But if you never touch the ground does it really count as landing? You probably still could.
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IOwn3ComaOboes8 years ago
I can just hover a slightly off the ground.
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DasJoosh8 years ago
Why the hell would you want to land?
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The_w0lf_of_f1re8 years ago
Hover .00000000000001 mm above the ground
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AriT3218 years ago
cant you just hover half of a millimeter off the ground?
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JKx9 years ago
I will just hover like Raven so im cool
Kittenlover1017 years ago
Right. Cool.
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
Just hover above the ground all the time go all starfire on this shit
Whenever I want to talk to someone I will just hover an eighth of a millimeter off the ground
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Kalle Mohammad Aloui12 years ago
Goodbye gravity. At least I can hover.
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Areyou Mymummy12 years ago
what
that is not a problem
that is not a bad thing
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Jack Vitz12 years ago
Marcy just floats.
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Takuya Gurobu12 years ago
Oh, I see what he did there, I think? (Neverland because Peter Pan flies?) XD
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Louis Rathke12 years ago
Flappybird ^^
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LewiShogunghost5 years ago
I will just stay 0.1 mm above the ground
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Little Never-End9 years ago
HOVER
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Turetheee8 years ago
Hover with car
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MinecraftMooAnn10 years ago
Also u can crash
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qwertywarrior9 years ago
You never techinically touch the ground or anything meaning that it is still impossible to land but you would go so close to imitate the sensation of landing.
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themurlocking9 years ago
i don't see a downside to this one
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JanoSanders8 years ago
Just be like rwven from teen Titans to hover really close to the ground
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Lilyboo9 years ago
fly 1 mm off the ground so it looks like you are walking. and you will never be tired. downside???
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Felipe Gonzalez-Rocha12 years ago
Infinetly fly*
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MarvelLover1017 years ago
Just hover above the ground
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MasterVelyk8 years ago
You never even touch anything in the first place... So basically your normal life except you can fly!!! You hover 1 atom above the ground...
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Bogga10 years ago
no downside
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PrinceEKClast year
Bro how do I sleep?
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Majin_Snake9 years ago
What would happen when I crash into a building or a plane crashes on me while I am 1 millionth of an millimetre over the earth, wouldnt I touch it??
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wreyeder7 years ago
Bruh just hover slightly above the ground
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Thecatofnightmares9 years ago
hover LIKE A BOSS
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God_Nergigante4 years ago
i can still fall that"s not landing its crashing.....
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Xero5359 years ago
Hover forever bitches, think of the money you'll save on socks and shoes
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