Ill be the mma world champion in the no-weight category, fucking win the olympics in the high jump, long jump, and racing plus i get the sweet bonus of mindfucking scientists.
Lancilia7 months ago
In the high jump and long jump, you have to stick the landing...
Technically we are always hovering, because the electron opposition to other objects. If we didn't have this, we would always fuse with things, animate or inanimate.
Bossitronio201410 years ago
True. Looks like you beat me to the comment!
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2TrucksHavingSex69699 years ago
You can be 1 nanometer off the ground
Buttonpresser3149 years ago
Nice username bud
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Sasusaku9 years ago
You cant land but u can crash
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ASAEDRIS9 years ago
why does the rule "what goes up must come down" not apply to peter pan? because he neverlands
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the117doctor10 years ago
I could look like I'm skating...up a building
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Adelina10 years ago
All you gotta do is fly with your feet like, a centimeter above the ground so you look normal. Then you have superpowers. You'll also have major ninja skills cause nobody can hear your footsteps. Not to mention your peter pan cosplay will be sick as fuck.
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CherryBombPoP8 years ago
“How do you sleep at night?”
Floating above THE WORLD
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Rikki43289 years ago
why are all the downsides that kid who says to the teacher, "Oh, Mrs. Peters, you forgot to grade our homework today!"
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Reallynono9 years ago
I can’t have any fun In a pool.no!!
23lindsaam6 years ago
Well... you could fly while in the water... kinda. But if you never touch the ground does it really count as landing? You probably still could.
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IOwn3ComaOboes9 years ago
I can just hover a slightly off the ground.
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DasJoosh9 years ago
Why the hell would you want to land?
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The_w0lf_of_f1re9 years ago
Hover .00000000000001 mm above the ground
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AriT3219 years ago
cant you just hover half of a millimeter off the ground?
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JKx10 years ago
I will just hover like Raven so im cool
Kittenlover1019 years ago
Right. Cool.
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SBURBIAN11 years ago
Just hover above the ground all the time go all starfire on this shit
Whenever I want to talk to someone I will just hover an eighth of a millimeter off the ground
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Kalle Mohammad Aloui13 years ago
Goodbye gravity. At least I can hover.
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Areyou Mymummy13 years ago
what
that is not a problem
that is not a bad thing
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Jack Vitz13 years ago
Marcy just floats.
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Takuya Gurobu13 years ago
Oh, I see what he did there, I think? (Neverland because Peter Pan flies?) XD
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SameonJegging8 years ago
Your shoes can touch the ground
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Bfry911 years ago
There's an ad on my left side for a hover board 😅😅😅😂
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BrandonTran9 years ago
They never said anything about crashing softly on my feet.
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BlahBlah12311 years ago
lavaleader I was just about to type that.
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vinicyos10 years ago
i can hover really closer to the floor right?
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Felipe Gonzalez-Rocha13 years ago
If I cannot land this means my wing muscles are so strong that for whatever I can infinitely which means even if I cant land it won't matter ill just float or hover a centimeter off the ground whenever I need or want to... Smartacles
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Randomguynuberwhoevencares10 years ago
So what? I think 1nm (0.000000001m) isn't touching the ground, right?
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asdfghjklqwertyuiop11 years ago
50/50
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Vanillascout10 years ago
You're technically never truly in contact with anything. If you'd actually in contact with something (on an atomic level), you'd merge with it.
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JordanTurner9 years ago
where is the downside? i can hover like the smallest length ever away from the ground.
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D3v0n6 years ago
You can just fly like really close to make it look like you are walking
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Maur11 years ago
i will forever hover
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ThePurpleCharizard11 years ago
Downside?
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ToluwaniSoyannwo10 years ago
Small crash landing
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Savaras12 years ago
Sex would be weird
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Galaxydude909 years ago
Flying Is Boring
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iBoss11 years ago
For something we have feet -_-
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yolo4life8 years ago
You can be barely flying and almost touching the ground
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Gif_last year
Just, stay 1/100th of a millimeter off the ground when you want to almost land.
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Minecra4t41210 years ago
I mean I would press this if I couldn't use my legs
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