Will You Press The Button?

You have pressed

The Button

65798 (75%) 21867 (25%)

65798 (75%) people have pressed this button, while 21867 (25%) did not.

You will find a $100 bill on the ground.

but

You will miss an opportunity to get laid tonight.

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PoTaatolast year

Jokes on you, I don't wanna get laid. I'll take a free $100 dollars

anonymooose12 months ago

Just use the money to buy a women to bet laid with 😎 like a bowss

TBV-M11 months ago

was this comment made 25 days ago or 12 years ago

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago

I'm 12. I don't want to get laid tonight.

thebestmarshmallow12 months ago

youre 21 now. wanna have a beer and talk about it?

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MY ACCOUNT9 years ago

*Asexuals and demise duals run away laughing with money*

Lucario99063 years ago

demise duals

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Javongod3 years ago

No one care about laid any it all about the money 💰 baby 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

greyassasain9 years ago

I'm freaking nine years old no one's gonna lay me.

Blazeheart27 years ago

Yep

MNITIMMY9 years ago

And what if I don't press the button? It's not like I was getting laid anyway.

xSirSwagzALotx9 years ago

And? I'm 14.

Lucario99063 years ago

same

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FredBearGold8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I WONT GET LAID EITHER WAY!!! =/

Condi7 years ago

Neither will I

Kelli Barnes12 years ago

Well hell I don't get laid anyways at least I get $100.

JuiceFrog4 years ago

and i wouldnt know...you see

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speedrunner9 years ago

I am a 13 year old child i really do not think i would even like anything like that till i am 28

Dinopack118 years ago

Shit worded that wrong but i think you get my point

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XanMan039 years ago

I'm under age so I can't get laid

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

little young. and its best to wait for someone you actually love.

Rikki43287 years ago

im twelve. #beatingthesystem.

loophole068 years ago

I am ten this in no way affects my lifestyle it is a huge win win.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Nova_Fox8 years ago

what if you"re female?

Oldnotweak...again7 years ago

no diff

Koifish9 years ago

I AM ONLY 12!!!

Korosu_Mushroom9 years ago

Im twelve so i dont mind Missing out on that opportunity

swaggermacswagster9 years ago

im 10 sooooo

Rainbow Brick9 years ago

I don't have a boyfriend anyway.. I'm forever alone

IDKAnyMore9 years ago

I'm not hiring laid tonight so I dont mind

Razor9 years ago

I'm 13 so that would really happen anyway.

emronimasepp9 years ago

Exactly. Take the money and get a new vieo game or whatever you want

Thomas Clarke12 years ago

so basically im a reverse prostatute

Josh Brown12 years ago

because it was totally going to happen anyway?

akutski11199999 years ago

ay i was thinking that

Shana Beals12 years ago

Good, I don't want to get laid.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Only idiots say that because they don't know what it means.

Julian Brandstetter12 years ago

Wheres my $100?!?!?!?

Daniel Bonnett12 years ago

$100 buys 2 lays

CollinCarter8 years ago

Agendergorilla , so 1 chip costs $l.00?

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Gabe Lezza12 years ago

One moment^ BITCH I GOT 100 BILLION DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

Steve Ryan12 years ago

There's always tomorrow

Tait Washburn12 years ago

Yeah, I'll take my $100 now.

Puddle_Pancakes9 years ago

It's not like I ever have a chance anyways, I am just 11 anyways..... Why do I even know what laid means??? Ugh.

Potatooooo8 years ago

Same dud. I'm twelve.

Skyler Fields11 years ago

Didn't even want to get laid anyways.

smashultimate4205 years ago

So basically I find a 100 dollar bill on the ground with no co consequences

tupe129 years ago

Well its not like any girls would have wanted to do me in bed anyways

Hereuall28 years ago

I can get laid tomorrow

UNICORNLOVER 10 years ago

Hard to choose ^_^

Condi7 years ago

Well.... Ican go got a prostitute with that hundred

buttonkitty9 years ago

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henta18 years ago

o fuck I dident know what it was and I press the button I 13

~Wave~length~10 years ago

By "an opportunity," I'm assuming it means the one that wouldn't exit anyway?

ButtonMaker3 months ago

I'll take the money.

LOLBUTTCHEEK LOL9 years ago

i dont get laid anyways

BawbRaws8 years ago

Who cares? Free money, yo.

Devalore10 years ago

JOKE'S ON YOU I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO GET LAID TONIGHT ANYWAY!!!!!!! I'm lonely :`(

Yeetaleet3 years ago

I don't have plans on having someone become a pedophile anyways.

brobrothefirst9 years ago

wheres the downside, i want unlimited Japanese candy!!!!!!!! I FREAKING LOVE JAPANESE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarakun7 years ago

They said "tonight" surely you guys can wait a day.

IDONTFREAKINGCARE4 years ago

I can just get laid tomarrow

workingcupid5497 years ago

What does it mean to get laid?

Sirayo7 years ago

To fuck

Merilille9 years ago

I get $100 for being asexual, yay!

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