Will You Press The Button?

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The Button

67019 (75%) 22424 (25%)

67019 (75%) people have pressed this button, while 22424 (25%) did not.

You will find a $100 bill on the ground.

but

You will miss an opportunity to get laid tonight.

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InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

I'm 12. I don't want to get laid tonight.

thebestmarshmallow 2 years ago

youre 21 now. wanna have a beer and talk about it?

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PoTaato 3 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't wanna get laid. I'll take a free $100 dollars

MY ACCOUNT 11 years ago

*Asexuals and demise duals run away laughing with money*

Lucario9906 5 years ago

demise duals

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anonymooose 2 years ago

Just use the money to buy a women to bet laid with 😎 like a bowss

TBV-M 2 years ago

was this comment made 25 days ago or 12 years ago

greyassasain 11 years ago

I'm freaking nine years old no one's gonna lay me.

Blazeheart2 8 years ago

Yep

Javongod 4 years ago

No one care about laid any it all about the money 💰 baby 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

And what if I don't press the button? It's not like I was getting laid anyway.

xSirSwagzALotx 11 years ago

And? I'm 14.

Lucario9906 5 years ago

same

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Kelli Barnes 13 years ago

Well hell I don't get laid anyways at least I get $100.

JuiceFrog 6 years ago

and i wouldnt know...you see

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FredBearGold 9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I WONT GET LAID EITHER WAY!!! =/

Condi 8 years ago

Neither will I

speedrunner 11 years ago

I am a 13 year old child i really do not think i would even like anything like that till i am 28

Dinopack11 9 years ago

Shit worded that wrong but i think you get my point

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XanMan03 10 years ago

I'm under age so I can't get laid

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

little young. and its best to wait for someone you actually love.

Rikki4328 8 years ago

im twelve. #beatingthesystem.

loophole06 9 years ago

I am ten this in no way affects my lifestyle it is a huge win win.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Nova_Fox 9 years ago

what if you"re female?

Oldnotweak...again 9 years ago

no diff

Thomas Clarke 13 years ago

so basically im a reverse prostatute

Koifish 10 years ago

I AM ONLY 12!!!

Korosu_Mushroom 10 years ago

Im twelve so i dont mind Missing out on that opportunity

swaggermacswagster 11 years ago

im 10 sooooo

Rainbow Brick 11 years ago

I don't have a boyfriend anyway.. I'm forever alone

IDKAnyMore 11 years ago

I'm not hiring laid tonight so I dont mind

Razor 11 years ago

I'm 13 so that would really happen anyway.

emronimasepp 10 years ago

Exactly. Take the money and get a new vieo game or whatever you want

Josh Brown 13 years ago

because it was totally going to happen anyway?

akutski1119999 10 years ago

ay i was thinking that

Shana Beals 13 years ago

Good, I don't want to get laid.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Only idiots say that because they don't know what it means.

Julian Brandstetter 13 years ago

Wheres my $100?!?!?!?

Daniel Bonnett 13 years ago

$100 buys 2 lays

CollinCarter 9 years ago

Agendergorilla , so 1 chip costs $l.00?

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Gabe Lezza 13 years ago

One moment^ BITCH I GOT 100 BILLION DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

Steve Ryan 13 years ago

There's always tomorrow

Tait Washburn 13 years ago

Yeah, I'll take my $100 now.

dingotheduck 8 years ago

So does that mean you can get laid any other night?

gennerx 11 years ago

Yeah I see that word opportunity there......it's not the same thing as a guarantee.

HoboFromtheFuture 9 years ago

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infinite gaming 11 years ago

Spend the money on a hooker tomorow. Lol. Thats fine im 15 and honestly its one night ffs

SiamesePhoenix 2 years ago

*Laugh in asexual*

Chazee 10 years ago

I DONT CARE 100 BUCKS ON THE GROOOOOUUUUUNNNDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aubree06 9 years ago

I'm 10 I don't want to get laid tonight

chuzzlechampion 11 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

XDRandomGamerDX 10 years ago

Gamestop here i cum!!!

Jeagerjaques_101 10 years ago

Cum?! I thought it said you couldn't get laid...

JordanTurner 9 years ago

im surprised 23% didnt press the button.

That guy 21 11 years ago

I am 12 so there's no downside

CardinalsFan 11 years ago

same, dude

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CaffeineCream 6 years ago

Oh poor pathetic fools, we, the asexuals, towers above you"re pathetic desires

Cydster11 11 years ago

What is the downside?

KieraKamera 9 years ago

Ummmmm i"m 12 sooooooo.......

DontPressButton 10 years ago

So? Next day?

Arkbetae 12 years ago

*Asexuals/demisexuals laughing in the distance.*

scorpioblueeyes 11 years ago

Who wouldn't???

ARandomCatholic 8 months ago

I'm a minor anyway. Gimmie the money

Yasha Tipikin 13 years ago

Just use that 100$ to but a prostatute.

ANoodle 7 years ago

I'm asexual so we good

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