Will You Press The Button?

Jacksharkquack9 years ago

I already killed my family for control over the universe on the last button. Soooo...

D_YellowMadness20 days ago

Separate hypothetical scenarios don't effect each other.

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OmegaGroudon 9 years ago

My family already hates me... So... Let's push DA button

PeterPan147 years ago

same here...........

flying_rat4 years ago

My parents will probably still be calling me a girl if I were to marry a woman. They seriosuly think I'm going through some "I'm trans." phase. Like tf it"s not a phase.

YourMotherIsAnPlopCake7 years ago

I don't have a crush or a girlfriend... Hell yeah

CasualUnicorn8 years ago

Do you people realise your parents are the reason you're alive? And you're going to just abandon them for some boy/girl? Wow

Archer_shoob2 years ago

Realize*

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Bunny-No7 years ago

I got kicked out at 14. Hell yeah.

naomshmay9 years ago

Well I'm already gay so that's pretty much gonna happen anyway

LunarMoone7 years ago

Oh my god I just realised same.... I need to evaluate my life.... SHIT....

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JimiTTB9 years ago

I feel bad for abandoning my family... But she lives in another country anyway, so I probably wouldn't be able to see them even if I did marry her without the use of the button.

MDarkKing16547 years ago

Finally I can get rid of my family and other things...

DustyRose7 years ago

not worth it. Id just be myself i dont need a wish or magic to get them to like me

I LOOK AT U9 years ago

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ConsumedAToaster3 years ago

i just wished for the opposite of what i want to spite you

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fmate20067 years ago

I don't have a gf.

hiImBored8 years ago

awwww yisssss, my family would already do that since they"re a bunch of homophobes

KassyFrost9 years ago

Alredy my life.

Aiden641last year

Yes, I dont need them! What are they gonna do? Illegally take away my marrage?

WyldeTigerLily7 years ago

That already happened.

Flufflepuff20048 years ago

What boyfriend/crush? I am TEN years old

Caleste8 years ago

My family are assholes Jacksepticeye come to mama

Kat Campbell12 years ago

Sounds a little selfish.... but fine by me

RENEA152 months ago

exceedingly welcome

NikkiMarshall7 years ago

i friken hate my family any way. i dant want to see them. easy street, here i come!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thelittleone8 years ago

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ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Wat does shun mean

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

i already dislike my family

Rikste5 years ago

I have no friends

Tjones8 years ago

I'm don't think it"s legal for a 15 year old to get married

Cherxy8 years ago

they already hate me

TaffyTManXTafara7 years ago

If you don't have a bf/gf or crush, it"s a lose-lose. And if you don't have a bf/gf, crush OR family, where"s the downside?

mudkiplife99179 years ago

I already barely see my family... sooooo......

Ninjaaalast year

I don’t have a boyfriend, girlfriend or crush

Pagan god9 years ago

Great

Silentagent4 years ago

This saddly happens in the real world too often

abcx8 years ago

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUUUDE? DON’T YOU KNOW I’M HUMAN TOOOOO? WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUUUDE? I’M GONNA MARRY HER ANYWAY!

Fishy18296 years ago

Everyone hates me

Starsailor832 years ago

I don't hate you

Gametowngirl8 years ago

I don't ever want to be married so that was easy.

Ollie Gibson12 years ago

already happening

Palestream8 years ago

Its sad because people in real life deal with this problem everyday, and decide to press the button in reality (esp homosexuals)

D_YellowMadness20 days ago

So it mind controls your crush to marry you, guarantees that you'll get married even if you change your mind, & mind controls your family to shun you. Not only is there no upside but it's evil too.