Will You Press The Button?

KenzieLea9 years ago

*walks into restaurant* Yeah, I'll have a salad with extra bellsprout, hold the oddish rings, a medium-rare miltank steak, and a cherubi pie a la mode.

Sledgey2 years ago

Pretty sure Miltank Steak is real in the pokemon universe.

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veryoriginalname8 years ago

Jokes on you i cant eat meat

Usernamesareoverrated7 years ago

"sir, my steak electrified my fork and shocked me. I don't think I can eat this..."

Purpleunny9 years ago

Im a vegetarian so i mean wheres the prob xD

Archer_shoob3 years ago

U can also become vegan

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Weeabootrash1029 years ago

Go vegan

Tricky8 years ago

Grass type pokemon

Mandy Thinks12 years ago

Animals are real. I eat animals. Why not pokemon? mmmm... Mr Mime.

blyatman69234 years ago

hol up

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general squish9 years ago

So what farfetched is almost extinct because people are eating it so why not.

I-WonderWhy8 years ago

*farfetch"d

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SheridanKing8 years ago

LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE POKÉMON!

Jack_Ravenclaws5 years ago

Yo having to eat them doesn't even make it bad, it makes it EVEN BETTER.

DaEpicKoala8 years ago

I`m a vegetarian now

sarahrubbish8 years ago

*is a vegan*

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

No Pokemon can beat bacon

ThePaulDude4 years ago

There are pig Pokémon so it"s pokebacon really.

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stantheman9 years ago

How taste pokémon?

SuperSushiFighter 9 years ago

Mmm. Dat tasty geodude

Z0m41e7 years ago

Welcome to Soviet Russia.

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Altair9 years ago

Yess pikachu you are delicious.

Tricky8 years ago

They have too little meat and might shock you even if he is dead. Not a good idea, probably some expensive dish somewhere

IKnowTheAnswer9 years ago

Ohhh yummy mmmmmm that is one spicy pika

BiAndReady2Die7 years ago

But you can eat certain Pokèmon. Like Magikarp.

Chiara Searle12 years ago

Finally I can take revenge for all the times these bidoofs have stood in my way.

SheridanKing8 years ago

YOU PRESSED THE BUTTON DIDN’T YOU!

IsabellaSerkosky8 years ago

Eat all of the really popular Pokémon, CHARIZARD, ITS TIME FOR REVENGE!!!

CollinCarter8 years ago

* Pekachu staring in fear at you *

Akari_Enderwolf8 years ago

so... literally just the Pokemon world. WHAT DID YOU THINK THOSE HAMBURGERS IN POKEMON WERE MADE FROM!?

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago

Yes my friend u have earned a like

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago

Can I eat Ash instead?

SheridanKing8 years ago

How are you going to eat a human? I’m guessing you didn’t press the button! I’m not the only one who loves Pokémon! Yay!

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Train pokemon, and Ash and co. have eaten pokemon before. Still you could make war even more evolved. B)

MaahSebastian8 years ago

From now on, i'll eat all those friggin bidoofs

Zadarac8 years ago

I want a double Miltank steak burger to go please

ThePaulDude2 years ago

A tauros would make for a better steak surely.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

Just don't eat meat if you don't want to eat Pokémon

WayT00Many11ama58 years ago

i could go for some Tepig rn :)

Tricky8 years ago

Wait for it to grow into an emboar

Brigader_Kyon8 years ago

Boomstick: "you know, I always wanted to eat a pokemon...what? the look so tasty!"

MacrocosmSans8 years ago

"what a delicious miltank steak, mother!"

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Or tauos steak.

LiunrSnivy8 years ago

I have always wanted to eat KFC: Kalos Fried Combusken

Protania7 years ago

Pikachu, shock this person! We need no Torchic, Combusken, or Blaziken eaters!

Onyx_5559 years ago

i will stop eating meat if there is pokemons

SheridanKing8 years ago

Yeah! Do not eat meat if there is Pokemons

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Cool Dude (YouTuber)9 years ago

Im gunna eat all the weedles

Tricky8 years ago

Eww why would you eat a worm?

trunksz9 years ago

Me: Oh no where did my pikachu named Tony go. Waiter: your pikachu sir. Me : Tony?

Tricky8 years ago

Pets don't get cooked today. Animals are raised to be slaughtered so we can eat them. The same thing would probably happen in the pokémon world

Vexarik9 years ago

Ooohh, Fresh Magikarp with fresh miltank milk, and a belsprout salad, with a bucket of fried cumbusken wings, Perfect for the serperior overlords

Davislira9 years ago

It's not a donwside, it's just the truth...

Watermelonman8 years ago

I am joking, i understand what he/she means. I just found it weird.

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Theguywhoknows9 years ago

Plus the milk tanks are the "cows" of the Pokémon world and the why Whinnty always it I 'ma have of these every night

MaahSebastian8 years ago

Milk tanks. Yes. Dats their name

dolphinlover6099 years ago

i don't like pokemon but*click* FUCK YEAH GUESS WHO ENDED WORLD HUNGER?THIS BITCH!

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

That's life in pokemon world. A restaurant in Pokemon Y version served my player character Slowpoke tail, so it's not like it's unprecedented or anything.

Goose_boi4 years ago

Slowpokes grow back their tails, and sometimes even eat them themselves. They have no problem with eating their tails or having them eaten.

Anthony Everald Cox12 years ago

Sir your charzard is ready. MMMMMMM

MaahSebastian8 years ago

How dare u eat a Charizard! Go Charizard! Flamethrower!

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Anton Cortes12 years ago

flash-gnash7 years ago

I am a vegetarian anyway. Loophole found.

Theguywhoknows9 years ago

The second I saw the Pokémon real part I was like YES YES YES YESSSSSSSS!XD

Watermelonman8 years ago

Stop freaking out, the button obviously does not work. Jeez, calm down.

THEDshadow8 years ago

Eat salad or pidgey

SheridanKing8 years ago

Salad! No Pidgey! This restaurant doesn’t serve Pokémon!

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