Will You Press The Button?

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

gimmeh a death note

Psykness 5 years ago

Thanos" full gauntlet. 🔴👈🏾

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skyblesplah 11 years ago

what if i wanted a cloak of invisibility?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Thanos gauntlet snap away everyone who tries to stop you OH WAIT I CAN'T SNAP MY FINGERS UHHHHHHHHHH

ellioputra 3 years ago

Father, help... *Vanishes*

Azvid 4 years ago

does a anime cat girlfriend who can hide her tail and ear at will count?

Logical thinker 10 years ago

It says not legal for YOU get caught, throw it at someone and say "it was you" -Peter griffen

GrowlingMammal7 10 years ago

I actually didn't think about that... Good job!

ththomas9 6 years ago

A magic pill that gives me God like powers

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Or a whole bottle

what55555 11 years ago

The One Ring. Everyone will piss off

Gorflop 9 years ago

Lol yea

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LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

A machine that creates other things. Step one: Deathstar. Step two: threaten to destroy planet with Deathstar if they go after me!

bookworm1985 11 years ago

Pegacorn/Alicorn

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

you also get a free mode of transportation, though illegal

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Thaxano 11 years ago

A pass for keeping what i have

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

But the only thing you"d have is a pass...

Marije Boskma 13 years ago

Tardis.

AzureNightfalle 9 years ago

Perfect!

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Psycho_slayer 10 years ago

Any weapon from rwby (come at me cops)

Dos1023 9 years ago

Gotta have that scyth

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Gracicorn15 8 years ago

I choose a Deathnote.

AlphieaTheWolf 9 years ago

I'll have something from an anime and have it with normal weeabo stuff, it will just be looked over as one of the weeb stuff, YOU"LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!

datboi111 9 years ago

a deathstar... no one is gonna have the balls to arrest me

Awesomeness8 9 years ago

If I get Thor"s hammer they won't be able to confiscate it. XD

lakotaSHIPTON 10 years ago

a memory eraser from MIB to erase the memory of anyone who saw me with it

Doge360 10 years ago

Sounds like a contraband item in The Escapist if anyone knows what I am talking about.

Flameice2 10 years ago

Yes

Temmie! 10 years ago

Another button

Temmie! 10 years ago

A cheese...

Leah_770 9 years ago

I love your profile pick I LOVE TEMMIE

FaithLaPene 10 years ago

Make it invisible to other"s and if not then use it against others!

High on Potassium 10 years ago

cat girls anyone?

AshGTTY 8 years ago

Yes plz

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MgraalPenny 10 years ago

i can have anything i want so i can have any object of my choice and its not illegal boom #loophole

queen of the jeffs 10 years ago

invisibility cloak! try find me now.

Myself123 10 years ago

I want a cloak of invisibility

PokemonMaster48 10 years ago

Get a Charizard. Flamethrower will solve all of your problems.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Correction, FIRE BLAST ATTACK!

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Jenny Olsen 13 years ago

T.A.R.D.I.S anytime, anyday

Aladhin Svedlund 13 years ago

Id choose a pokemon!

DuDono 6 years ago

Haha jirachi go brrr

Brendan Reguera 13 years ago

sonic screwdriver. easy to conceal

the117doctor 9 years ago

A TARDIS can create anything.

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Zak Randol 13 years ago

Any one thing? How about the powers of Goku at the end of buu saga! Just Try to take me in!

Chris Paulus 13 years ago

I'd be a fugitive with my Pokemon!

Samuel SundstrÃ¶m 13 years ago

A bead of Lerasium! :)

Ratee 3 years ago

There is probably a thing that allows me to change the law

Tes248 9 years ago

How about an item that makes me God, and able to alter reality? NO DOWNSIDE!!

BarnabyBlast 11 years ago

Just write a fiction story with the thing you want and make it so people who would tell the police can't see it. boom

Thomas Bridges 13 years ago

tardis ... why not the doctor is a run away anyway

illuminatiunconfirmed 8 years ago

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

JessicaBolling 10 years ago

i would choose pearl gem or the order of the stone amulet

godisawesome 11 years ago

have all powwea

JenniferDelle 9 years ago

You can change your name and appearance, then fake your own death.

austynpolker 10 years ago

Ducking tardis

homestucker_for_life 12 years ago

*holds karkat* Always worth it

Ipressstuff 8 years ago

get a genie. Wish I don't get sentanced for holding a Harry Potter Wand. Loophole.

01100011 10 years ago

Magic button that allows me to get off scot-free any time I'm tied up in court

Gingersnap2295 11 years ago

How about the One Ring (a.k.a. Sauron's Ring) from LOTR… you basically get to be invisible and to mischievous things, then just take the ring off once you're in hiding or alone. Plus, it's a small object so it's easy to hide in your pocket or somewhere safe… =P

Digimonking2 11 years ago

the problem with this is that you will get attached to the ring and will slowly tear your soul apart and control you, ex. Smeagle/Golem

MasterRose88 9 years ago

TARDIS would awesome because people won't notice it because of the perception filter, and it"s a time machine that can travel anywhere at any time.

rizza 10 years ago

Hello immortal tower of rizza and byby law

Maleficent Marceline 12 years ago

Try catch me on my dragon muthatruckas

XenoXX 5 years ago

I will give myself the sword of nunoboko

bigbuffcheetohpuff97 10 years ago

I"d want the power to create gems like on Steven universe lol be able to create them and have them come to life. And I"d make a load of quartz"s to have one big, hot, sexy orgy XD

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

Yessssssssssss! Maybe minus that last part though... I mean you do realize they are A-gender space rocks though right...? And why just Quartzes? If it"s because they have the biggest boobs I swear to God.

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