Will You Press The Button?

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

gimmeh a death note

Psykness 5 years ago

Thanos" full gauntlet. 🔴👈🏾

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skyblesplah 11 years ago

what if i wanted a cloak of invisibility?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Thanos gauntlet snap away everyone who tries to stop you OH WAIT I CAN'T SNAP MY FINGERS UHHHHHHHHHH

ellioputra 3 years ago

Father, help... *Vanishes*

Azvid 4 years ago

does a anime cat girlfriend who can hide her tail and ear at will count?

Logical thinker 10 years ago

It says not legal for YOU get caught, throw it at someone and say "it was you" -Peter griffen

GrowlingMammal7 10 years ago

I actually didn't think about that... Good job!

what55555 11 years ago

The One Ring. Everyone will piss off

Gorflop 9 years ago

Lol yea

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dgzdrg5gdz 6 years ago

A magic pill that gives me God like powers

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Or a whole bottle

LOLLoopholes 10 years ago

A machine that creates other things. Step one: Deathstar. Step two: threaten to destroy planet with Deathstar if they go after me!

bookworm1985 11 years ago

Pegacorn/Alicorn

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

you also get a free mode of transportation, though illegal

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Thaxano 11 years ago

A pass for keeping what i have

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

But the only thing you"d have is a pass...

Marije Boskma 13 years ago

Tardis.

AzureNightfalle 9 years ago

Perfect!

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Psycho_slayer 10 years ago

Any weapon from rwby (come at me cops)

Dos1023 10 years ago

Gotta have that scyth

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Gracicorn15 9 years ago

I choose a Deathnote.

AlphieaTheWolf 9 years ago

I'll have something from an anime and have it with normal weeabo stuff, it will just be looked over as one of the weeb stuff, YOU"LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!

datboi111 9 years ago

a deathstar... no one is gonna have the balls to arrest me

Awesomeness8 9 years ago

If I get Thor"s hammer they won't be able to confiscate it. XD

lakotaSHIPTON 10 years ago

a memory eraser from MIB to erase the memory of anyone who saw me with it

Doge360 10 years ago

Sounds like a contraband item in The Escapist if anyone knows what I am talking about.

Flameice2 10 years ago

Yes

Temmie! 10 years ago

Another button

Temmie! 10 years ago

A cheese...

Leah_770 9 years ago

I love your profile pick I LOVE TEMMIE

FaithLaPene 10 years ago

Make it invisible to other"s and if not then use it against others!

High on Potassium 10 years ago

cat girls anyone?

AshGTTY 8 years ago

Yes plz

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MgraalPenny 10 years ago

i can have anything i want so i can have any object of my choice and its not illegal boom #loophole

queen of the jeffs 10 years ago

invisibility cloak! try find me now.

Myself123 10 years ago

I want a cloak of invisibility

PokemonMaster48 10 years ago

Get a Charizard. Flamethrower will solve all of your problems.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Correction, FIRE BLAST ATTACK!

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Jenny Olsen 13 years ago

T.A.R.D.I.S anytime, anyday

Aladhin Svedlund 13 years ago

Id choose a pokemon!

DuDono 6 years ago

Haha jirachi go brrr

Brendan Reguera 13 years ago

sonic screwdriver. easy to conceal

the117doctor 9 years ago

A TARDIS can create anything.

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Zak Randol 13 years ago

Any one thing? How about the powers of Goku at the end of buu saga! Just Try to take me in!

Chris Paulus 13 years ago

I'd be a fugitive with my Pokemon!

Samuel SundstrÃ¶m 13 years ago

A bead of Lerasium! :)

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

A keyboard with console commands to this world (/item cookie 999 /item solar eruption 1) JUST TRY TO GET MA COOKEZ NOW

BobsMcGee 11 years ago

A devil fruit?

Havoc9966 8 years ago

Neuralyzer from M.I.B

Viable_Golem4375 10 years ago

What if it's something like a nuke cannon, like what are they gonna do ask you to give it over to police?

akron2314 11 years ago

Iron Suite or TARDIS. Either way, doubt they will catch me anytime soon.

nukechicken 9 years ago

Like having infinite money but you can only use it on the black market

Wolfs bane 10 years ago

Can I own an alternate universe and make it legal and me the ruler

barcelona_the_planet 12 years ago

I would get a tardis and get the fuck away

Gamma_0 5 years ago

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Shimmer9901 8 years ago

T.A.R.D.I.S

BizarreDio 10 years ago

Make it invisible only to people who are willing to report you for it.

dickbuttforever 11 years ago

Portal Gun

hello1w291191 9 years ago

Ability to make anything legal

Bob156710 10 years ago

Time for a dragon!!!!! I'll live on a island

Daniel Heo 13 years ago

Star Wars ships

Bluesea111 6 years ago

A get out of jail free card might be a good option, one that works on actual prisons.

Dinoman2468 10 years ago

The downside only applys to objects while the positive can be anything like a skill power or being

1mGenius 9 years ago

I have a thing I"ve thought of that can bend reality. Fucking try to arrest, I dare you.

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