Will You Press The Button?

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

gimmeh a death note

Psykness3 years ago

Thanos" full gauntlet. 🔴👈🏾

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skyblesplah9 years ago

what if i wanted a cloak of invisibility?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

Thanos gauntlet snap away everyone who tries to stop you OH WAIT I CAN'T SNAP MY FINGERS UHHHHHHHHHH

ellioputralast year

Father, help... *Vanishes*

Azvid3 years ago

does a anime cat girlfriend who can hide her tail and ear at will count?

Logical thinker 9 years ago

It says not legal for YOU get caught, throw it at someone and say "it was you" -Peter griffen

GrowlingMammal79 years ago

I actually didn't think about that... Good job!

ththomas95 years ago

A magic pill that gives me God like powers

theemeraldking2 years ago

Or a whole bottle

what555559 years ago

The One Ring. Everyone will piss off

Gorflop7 years ago

Lol yea

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LOLLoopholes8 years ago

A machine that creates other things. Step one: Deathstar. Step two: threaten to destroy planet with Deathstar if they go after me!

bookworm19859 years ago

Pegacorn/Alicorn

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

you also get a free mode of transportation, though illegal

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Thaxano9 years ago

A pass for keeping what i have

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

But the only thing you"d have is a pass...

Psycho_slayer8 years ago

Any weapon from rwby (come at me cops)

Dos10238 years ago

Gotta have that scyth

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Gracicorn157 years ago

I choose a Deathnote.

AlphieaTheWolf7 years ago

I'll have something from an anime and have it with normal weeabo stuff, it will just be looked over as one of the weeb stuff, YOU"LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!

Marije Boskma12 years ago

Tardis.

AzureNightfalle8 years ago

Perfect!

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datboi1118 years ago

a deathstar... no one is gonna have the balls to arrest me

Awesomeness88 years ago

If I get Thor"s hammer they won't be able to confiscate it. XD

lakotaSHIPTON8 years ago

a memory eraser from MIB to erase the memory of anyone who saw me with it

Doge3608 years ago

Sounds like a contraband item in The Escapist if anyone knows what I am talking about.

Flameice2 8 years ago

Yes

Temmie!9 years ago

Another button

Temmie!9 years ago

A cheese...

Leah_7708 years ago

I love your profile pick I LOVE TEMMIE

FaithLaPene8 years ago

Make it invisible to other"s and if not then use it against others!

High on Potassium8 years ago

cat girls anyone?

AshGTTY7 years ago

Yes plz

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MgraalPenny9 years ago

i can have anything i want so i can have any object of my choice and its not illegal boom #loophole

queen of the jeffs9 years ago

invisibility cloak! try find me now.

Myself1239 years ago

I want a cloak of invisibility

PokemonMaster489 years ago

Get a Charizard. Flamethrower will solve all of your problems.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Correction, FIRE BLAST ATTACK!

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Jenny Olsen12 years ago

T.A.R.D.I.S anytime, anyday

Aladhin Svedlund12 years ago

Id choose a pokemon!

DuDono4 years ago

Haha jirachi go brrr

Brendan Reguera12 years ago

sonic screwdriver. easy to conceal

the117doctor7 years ago

A TARDIS can create anything.

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Zak Randol12 years ago

Any one thing? How about the powers of Goku at the end of buu saga! Just Try to take me in!

Chris Paulus12 years ago

I'd be a fugitive with my Pokemon!

Samuel SundstrÃ¶m12 years ago

A bead of Lerasium! :)

Shman237 years ago

Ticks portal gun

SpikesTactical10 years ago

The power to destroy bureaucracy, thus destroying 'but'

Canuckelhead6043 years ago

A gf

KrowTheAUfan8 years ago

Can you technically OWN a certain magic skeleton?

presidentlester9 years ago

BREAKING NEWS Brendon Urie mysteriously goes missing

Alexis Iordache12 years ago

Time turner ;))

PieLucas7 years ago

Sandwich

Goodnamesalltaken8 years ago

Get a gravity gun and portal gun. Boom, easy get-away.

terrarian9 years ago

invisibility ring with every thing else!

hotball14 years ago

A small item, such as a penny or something, that lets me shapeshift whenever I’m touching it. Never turn back into myself again, they’d never catch “me” with it, and I’m free to look however I want and I didn’t like how I looked anyway.