"When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, best close your eyes, get it over with." -Petyr Baelish
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StraightOuttaMewni8 years ago
...kill her?
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USMC8 years ago
Bro I'm a female
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Kazuto kirigiah 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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ReeseLaneDaily9 years ago
I can afford a clone to take one for the team.
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light982last year
cookies are cool
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dudebro1019 years ago
Waiting for that downside to show up but I guess it's not here
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ã“ã‚“ã«ã¡ã¯å‹äººã€‚9 years ago
This isn't a good question for me... A girl... A STRAIGHT girl...
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pperson_guy8 years ago
Give her plastic surgery on da face
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Jaketron11 years ago
Paper bag anyone?
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kittenlover23087 years ago
I’m a girl... so.... no
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Dirp_cake10 years ago
Who is Jessica Parkerಠ_à²
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Queer8 years ago
Oh no not horse woman...
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Julian Pendejo Mozefok12 years ago
I'll be a rich bitch.
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johanevil9 years ago
Kiss her for a sec
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coolstorybro8 years ago
just name a dog that
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meatloave30 days ago
the way she looked in 1986
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SansDataPotter9 years ago
I have no idea who that is.
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Jacsterman_847 years ago
Hit it from the back
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FuzzyCollie200010 years ago
Good thing I'm a one-thrust-bust kinda guy. :D
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Ca$h Money b0ss9 years ago
Wouldn't that be bestiality?
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CleverGirl8 years ago
So you"re a very well paid prostitute for Sarah Jessica Parker?
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larkin184311 years ago
Kill her then bribe police #FUCKTHERULES
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(´•̥̥̥ ︿ •̥̥̥`)9 years ago
._.
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Miguel Angel12 years ago
Fine with me
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HaydarEmre9 years ago
I dont have a girlfriend
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Melanie10 years ago
This isn't really a good question for straight girls
evybye7710 years ago
Right?
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plegendario9 years ago
but it said "without doing anything"
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sadcatclub10 years ago
does no 1 remember hocus pocus.. she can take me away in2 her garden of enchantment whenever she wants
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