Will You Press The Button?

AoNeko8 years ago

So if I light it on fire it'll burn forever? Human torch yo

Liam1232 years ago

You are the worst

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thelate9 years ago

Even with the neckbeard, i can still fcuk everyone i want... no downside

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

It is called r###e

Mai-chan8 years ago

The hairs could be so tiny you can't see them. After all, everyone has hairs all over them.

BoCo3658 years ago

It said shave off, so I'll just cut it until barley anything is left so it"s still there

AlexanderSandoval8 years ago

It said u can't shave off

Techno_Lord4 years ago

Scarf

whamfam8 years ago

2 downsides

Waffle9118 years ago

Grow a normal beard as well, extra beard=no downside

Hyltran2 years ago

Are you shore you can do that? Maybe you have to shave everything but the neck beard?

BunnyLover11018 years ago

I"M A GIRL!!! THIS IS NOT WORTH IT!!!

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

Isnt it tho? Beauty wouldnt be a stigma for you .. If youde be that desired, why would you care? People can talk, but highschool ends. You could free alot of time looking for a partner(s), amd spemd it on improving your self just for you ..

sasage party 219 years ago

It's called fire

Crowley the demon9 years ago

Hair melts anyway so that would hurt a lot

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Somerandomwizard7 years ago

My facial hair never grows beyond ‘barley noticable’

Jackcook998 years ago

Having sex requires them to become real therefore I can use this to being my waifu to life and besides I can always trim the neckbeard down to a nub of I have to. HELLO YUNO GASAI how was your day sweetheart.

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago

found it online

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CarlosLee8 years ago

I can have sex AND have a bear... awesome!!!!

nerdybucket8 years ago

So you would be like Jabba the Hutt?

athousandtimes9 years ago

Asexuals laughing in the distance

artemisia_2 years ago

As an ace i cant believe 49% of people would press it??? Allos are weird

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abcx9 years ago

Sex as much as I want and in public I can just wear a hoodie.

GameRaven139 years ago

The neckbeard could literally be like 2 millimeters long and still count. So, have a barely visible neckbeard and I could sleep with anyone? Where's the downside?

aidonline017 years ago

So it can be 2 metres long. It is not up to you to choose length

upliftcarton9 years ago

no downside

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago

do people really just think about breeding 24/7?

pandabear59 years ago

lol I'm a walking talking panda!!!

sonicj019 years ago

what if its invisible or sub atomic size

freepornsupplier20033 years ago

I kinda already have one, I guess

shiftman679 years ago

heee jk

ImClever1239 years ago

i wont fuck my imaginary character, im not gay

PantherLily6239 years ago

I don't see a downside side... I can fuck everyone and anyone I want...

minimegaman09010 months ago

out of everything i could fuck.... why not just make a fictional character myself and choose that? i can make it able to do anything, which includes giving me superpowers

Gamer20114 years ago

50/50 wow

Mysticgohan459 years ago

Hentairn

Zavbun8 years ago

What"s the downside?

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Having a beard duh! It makes you look homeless.

Gatho9 years ago

Eiblhuber in a nutshell but without the sex

Oldiron_799 years ago

I have a beard beard, so that includes the neck beard area

XyloIsCoollast year

if you look good and have a neckbeard I can't see the downside. btw I'm Chinese so it'll look pretty weird on me but hey, you can fick anyone you want.

gombix199 years ago

What a Questsion! This is bad. :(

fireyDemon2595 years ago

Worth it

Dragborg8 years ago

Just grow out a full beard with a neckbeard included

Killergamer9 years ago

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