You gain perfect memory
but
You can never watch porn again
I will not


dr alphys9 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Ribixgaming7 months ago
What? is Porn
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Axolotltltltllast year
The main keyboard is "can"

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
Jokes on you,I don't watch porn...I watch Hentai.

GingerCat4 years ago
Japanese law says otherwise
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Anonamoose_pvpz8 years ago
I swear half of the people on this website are asexual

AceQueen187 years ago
Im asexual. Acephobes are fucking wankers.
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disturb3 years ago
i dont want perfect memory tho, cuz if i have perfect memory ill remember all the embarassing things ive ever done (a whole fricking lot) and i would remember all the bad things others have done and therefor it would be really hard to even slightly enjoy interacting with any friends/family

Taemabahokaayosobra3 years ago
Jokes on I have an addiction and this will fix it

Scoutery3 years ago
U dont neeed iit XDD You will remember every pair of titties youve ever seen and remember the feeling of every time u did the nasty xd

CheeseNigs9 years ago
Porn addiction is a problem of mine, I CAN BE FREE

srrsd7 years ago
Umm...

therandomkat9 years ago
*asexual eyeroll*

Heetrugger8 years ago
What you want cookie?
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FireQueen1733 years ago
Asexuals: *choke of laughter*

GamerAsh257 years ago
Fanfiction doesn't count as porn right?

SeemsLegit7 years ago
I don't watch porn. I look at images. Or read it.

Hannah Overton12 years ago
I don't watch porn anyway. I read smutty fanfiction.

ForgottenFirefly3 years ago
I read crappy manga, books, watch weird animes, shows, play dumb games, read the worst kind of fanfiction that may or may not be worse than porn such as... gore, swears, and more so... i think id be fine.
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morthmath20129 years ago
fuck yeah I'll remember of all porn I have seen yet ....

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
I don't watch porn anyway. And I have a 99.99999999999999999999999 % chance of remembering anything... So... HECK YEAH

sheadeebuttah9 years ago
SAME. I can't remember crap. STRANGERS walk up to me and tell me about myself. Apparently I have done some fun stuff and I can't even remember it! So... HECK YEAH FOR ME TOO!
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AssHar8 years ago
Already don't, time to pass every test with a 100% fuck you high school!

Charlieis2swag8 years ago
I sometimes watch it. Go on pornhub.com you see hot girls 😍😍

Potatooooo8 years ago
Uhhh And how old are you?

Stomegrock8 years ago
Whoever made this needs a life bad.

Dat_Old_Man8 years ago
Porn is the reason I live

Jeopardize_614058 years ago
I don't watch pornography. I read fanfic lemons~

Schmucklehed7 months ago
Nice!

João Paulo12 years ago
Watch porn now, press the button, remember the porn later.. c:

DickerKoch8 years ago
best answer

ClareWhite9 years ago
Win/win

seasnip9 years ago
porn is bae

Charlieis2swag8 years ago
Ikr heaven

Adam Pensel12 years ago
Porn destroys your libido. The entire millennial generation has a drastically reduced interest in sex, and the only known cause is the desensitization of the sexual experience by the drastic overstimulation one receives from porn.

Destructer2463 years ago
No it doesn't lmao atleast not for me
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Alawi Teehee Masud12 years ago
Here's hoping I have real sex

Robert Moses Hastings12 years ago
I would have sexual escapades and masturbate to the perfect memories.

Bart Jansen12 years ago
I am prepared for your qq, but i dont really like watching porn

Amelia Price12 years ago
i never watched it anyway... .-.

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Already got a good memory and don't watch porn

rhe6 years ago
there are plenty of things in life you don't want you remember

Draco28069 years ago
Well at least someone stops me from watching it XD

Stellunar668 years ago
and WHY would i give up porn?

ProgDMND9 years ago
make it yourself! Free porn for life for you!

ButtonMaker2 months ago
If you're like me and don't care about porn, then this isn't a problem, but if you do care about porn, I'd imagine that being able to perfectly remember all the porn you've watched previously would be a suitable substitution.

Skull2148 years ago
Loophole: Can't watch porn, didn't say can't look at nudes.

JadenPerkins9 years ago
Just remember all the porn I've already watched with my perfect memory

AoifeRed8 years ago
I'll just remember the sex that I had with my significant other, that way I'll be happy when they"re gone and they won't feel as if they"re not good enough because of porn. :)

HumanPerson9 years ago
I don't care about porn, but perfect memory could be like immortality, you are immortal, but you never die.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
I don't watch porn anyway so win win for me.

Moon Dancer11 years ago
Asexual laughter emanates from this post

Duchebag22587 years ago
I can't go with out pussy and sexy sh it I I.. Can't I need porn

pvp_dragon9 years ago
i already want to stop watching porn because it's wrong but it so hard to stop

SoapMonters12244 years ago
Does that mean I can still look at porn? It only says watch.

NymphadoraTheTemplar9 years ago
All the tests I could pass and arguments I could win if I had perfect memory plus more, yes please!

KidaGLeo7 years ago
I dont watch porn lol

Jackcepticeyerocks9 years ago
I dont watch porn im way to yung #scared for life lol

Zeyd8 years ago
I don't even watch porn

BrownLamps9 years ago
Me no watch porn anyways

Random Blonde Girl9 years ago
You no watch teacher with grammar.

Khaos-Fury7 years ago
Who needs open when you have the really thing

Rubberninja2379 years ago
win to the win
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