Will You Press The Button?

endermil 11 years ago

Iwata died at the age of 50 (fuck you cancer)

CharlieGooberman 9 years ago

cancer indeed fucked me

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xUniiverz 9 years ago

I pressed the button because with me being a millionaire, I could give hundreds of thousands to charities and food banks. Free animals from captivity, give shelters to the homeless, and many more good deeds. So when I die at age 50, I will know that I died... [Show full comment]

WhatTheFuck 3 years ago

Most wholesome thing I’ve ever read on this site

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TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Not even a billionaire? Fuck this shit

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

I know right

Mutatedcrepper101 9 years ago

Wait technically your immortal until your 50

Shycopath 4 years ago

Believe me I don't give a fuck about my life if I have money nd health to spend. And who want old boring life any way

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Fuck cancer

-Delta- 9 years ago

NOT WILL NOOOOO!

Alex Leatherby 13 years ago

I'll make a life extending machine/ clone experiments to keep me alive.

Crawelle 10 years ago

all the people who rpessed this button are Gold Diggers

smeaglepie349 11 years ago

fine, ill just become a billionare

samueldaking 11 years ago

Hey but what if I were supposed to die before that then I got to live longer.

nonono0 2 years ago

only a millionare? not a billionare? pass

Robert Woodall 13 years ago

They damn near predicted Breaking Bad with this one.

De2nail 5 years ago

im ok with dying, i want to see what comes in death while donating and then living a normal life, this is"nt the inflation button

papersnake 4 years ago

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Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Only a millionaire? There are so many of those. I might die at age 50 if I was a billionaire or trillionaire.

SuperMariobrony 11 years ago

I don't want to die.

jaymock7 10 years ago

What if your 51

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Hell ya

jshaw71 10 years ago

I guess I better get busy spending...

Naweichu 9 months ago

적어도 사랑하는 사람이 미치광이에 의해 괴롭힘을 당하는 것보다는 낫다……

RedincLEADER 11 years ago

provide funding for activating genes that prevent death from ageing.

Jooa 9 years ago

Life is precious

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

Precious money is precious.

BuggyJovie1 2 years ago

N Jb H

James Drury 13 years ago

you vill die ven you are vourty

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

Autistic comment there...

Tuubi 11 years ago

Yes. If you are a millionare you can just get some workers with $50/h to do a device that makes you younger

Noobslayerxxx 6 years ago

That doesn't exist you cant bend physics

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mallardkind 10 years ago

I spend my 1 million dollars on immortality

Lear 11 years ago

I'm only 8 right now so I have a lot of time to be a millionaire so yes I will press the button

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago

I'm 11 years. I SHALL PRESS THE BUTTON.

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AwesomenessPrimal 11 years ago

What if I give away my money to the poor?

TheGamingDonut 10 years ago

Screw u trump (even though you have the best last name EVER!! xD

Droitzel 10 years ago

I have no problem with dying before my body starts to fail me.

TheLampGuy 2 years ago

Give me my money

princess amberlyn 12 years ago

I would have less time with the one I Love if I died at 50

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

How much you do with your life doesn't depend on the amount of time, it depends on the person.

factzor 5 years ago

what makes you think I won't commit suicide at the age of 49.

papersnake 4 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]