Will You Press The Button?

Maharid8 months ago

Toot little for that downside.

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

get the superpower to have infinite superpowers, get the superpower to keep all your superpowers forever, get the superpower to be able to not feel pain, get the superpower to be immortal, get the superpower to be invulnerable, and bam. I'm a god with no downsides.

EggMab7 months ago

@Steelecol4 By itself, yeah but they also chose invulnerability, so they can’t die.

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Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

1) ability to grant wishes 2) attempt to wish away downside 3) if downside can't be wished away, wish for the best possible painkillers 4) wish to always have wish power 5) have fun getting everything you always wanted

lifehacker4207 years ago

Get a superpower that changes the structure of people"s brains > shut off your pain sensors forever (or until next superpower day) > Enjoy your free powers!

The Howling Wolf7 years ago

Good plan I'm getting off topic here, but this is actually a very good photo of shrek

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MichaelEbbink7 years ago

Power to control probability. Probability that the second part doesn’t apply to me: 100%

Sir-loin-of-fil5 years ago

Without Fail

shipqueen287 years ago

So just be on your period for an entire month? Whatever.

The_fat_one4 years ago

What if I made my super power to not have that excruciating pain for the next month

BookedBeans8 years ago

This is what we call periods. Our superpower is mood swings and to calm us down you give us chocolate.

FreshMiNtMinjun7 years ago

And we need to sit on the bed or chair with the fear of having a fountain at our legs if we even stand up an inch

NikkiMarshall7 years ago

have the power to defy the laws of physics itself at your will. (no pain!)

Lizzie Long12 years ago

haha, i already have excrutiating pain once a month for a week! atleast this way i get super powers!

Look4thestars7 years ago

Best. Response. Ever.

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Theweewoowombat 7 years ago

Get the power to not have pain receptors

georgechapman8 years ago

Just get a super power that you couldn't feel pain

qqqqqqqqqqqqppppppppppp8 years ago

worth.

thelocalcannon8 years ago

becomes a dimension hopper hops in mlp use magic to weaken the pain or get butt loads of vykaden

ZerefDragneel8 years ago

But wait if I had a super power of anything I desire couldn't I say I wish to be immortal everything destroyed in my body is repaired instantly, I don't age, and I don't feel pain. so can't I fuck with what I must pay for the power lol

Bkillenit4 years ago

I would get a power that makes me like the pain win win

TTcool649 years ago

Power freeze time. Boom no more time limit

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BrendanCross8 years ago

Smh

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jackrabbit225910 years ago

February

NicerDicer7 years ago

get the superpower you can build everything you want and build a machine that makes sure you feel no pain next month.

Firetyper 9 years ago

One month of pain? Sure.

Firetyper 9 years ago

Oh. Just one day. Nope.

babybears9 years ago

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ManFace2last year

it says you MAY. press the button but keep it for later

RedFireFox49 years ago

As they say, YOLO!!

MaxBramley7 years ago

You could have the superpower to be immune to pain

EineKartoffel7 years ago

Have my first superpower be month-of-pain-imposed-on-me-by-hypothetical-situation extermination.

thezombiekiller7659 years ago

Teleport stell billions next day buy good pain killers

Darius Abend12 years ago

I already live in excruciating pain from all of my illnesses. I'll just take my pain medicine and at least be happy while I'm in pain. Worth it, anyway. :v

babybears9 years ago

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IzzyLovegood897 years ago

Superpowers...do I need to say anything else?

Likigiur9 years ago

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RealSans2044 years ago

Get the power to not feel physical pain.

Logan McCormack9 years ago

no way i will never do that

spawny10 years ago

just take the power to stop time, so the day leasts long as you wish, you could grap a real big ammount of cash, so fuck it, one month of pain, and a shitload money, don't care, push it!

OnyxDutchie7 years ago

The superpower to never feel pain, and only pain. Any positive feelings is yes

thedarklord5109 years ago

yeah i get stomach aces every month and it hurts

SuperHumansUnlimited7 years ago

Give me the power to alter reality. Now have it so I"ve always had superpowers. Problems solved

Oldnotweak...againlast year

the superpower to create anything out of nothing with my imagination and have it function exactly how i imagined it. i would then use the power to make creation engines and all the information required to make everything in the "behold humanity" universe. ...[Show full comment]

ImpossibleTonio8 years ago

Time travel last the next month!

babybears9 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn