Will You Press The Button?

Maharid11 months ago

Toot little for that downside.

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

get the superpower to have infinite superpowers, get the superpower to keep all your superpowers forever, get the superpower to be able to not feel pain, get the superpower to be immortal, get the superpower to be invulnerable, and bam. I'm a god with no downsides.

EggMab9 months ago

@Steelecol4 By itself, yeah but they also chose invulnerability, so they can’t die.

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Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

1) ability to grant wishes 2) attempt to wish away downside 3) if downside can't be wished away, wish for the best possible painkillers 4) wish to always have wish power 5) have fun getting everything you always wanted

lifehacker4208 years ago

Get a superpower that changes the structure of people"s brains > shut off your pain sensors forever (or until next superpower day) > Enjoy your free powers!

The Howling Wolf7 years ago

Good plan I'm getting off topic here, but this is actually a very good photo of shrek

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MichaelEbbink8 years ago

Power to control probability. Probability that the second part doesn’t apply to me: 100%

Sir-loin-of-fil5 years ago

Without Fail

shipqueen288 years ago

So just be on your period for an entire month? Whatever.

The_fat_one4 years ago

What if I made my super power to not have that excruciating pain for the next month

BookedBeans8 years ago

This is what we call periods. Our superpower is mood swings and to calm us down you give us chocolate.

FreshMiNtMinjun7 years ago

And we need to sit on the bed or chair with the fear of having a fountain at our legs if we even stand up an inch

NikkiMarshall7 years ago

have the power to defy the laws of physics itself at your will. (no pain!)

Lizzie Long12 years ago

haha, i already have excrutiating pain once a month for a week! atleast this way i get super powers!

Look4thestars7 years ago

Best. Response. Ever.

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Theweewoowombat 7 years ago

Get the power to not have pain receptors

georgechapman8 years ago

Just get a super power that you couldn't feel pain

qqqqqqqqqqqqppppppppppp8 years ago

worth.

thelocalcannon9 years ago

becomes a dimension hopper hops in mlp use magic to weaken the pain or get butt loads of vykaden

ZerefDragneel9 years ago

But wait if I had a super power of anything I desire couldn't I say I wish to be immortal everything destroyed in my body is repaired instantly, I don't age, and I don't feel pain. so can't I fuck with what I must pay for the power lol

Golden Princess11 years ago

Noooooooo!!!! and why not every day every OTHER year?

Badassgirlnerd7 years ago

Periods are worse so it"s nothing I can't handle

Spillingbottle579 years ago

I want the power of immortality! bam LOOPHOLE!

BrendanCross8 years ago

Didn't say that you die, just pain

mudafuckingdickhead10 years ago

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Roderik7210 years ago

I would get zero pain and all dine

xtreme-outside4 years ago

i just thought, one power you could choose would be to never get hurt or have pain

RedVexeD8 years ago

I don't like pain. :|

Kevin6663331117 years ago

Why...

ladybug52419 years ago

#girlproblems

spookytrash10 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

notthatimportant9 years ago

"You MAY have an entire day every year with a superpower of your choice" I don't have to use it if I don't want to, so I won't use it unless I really need to, for instance if I am in danger I can use it. Having the ability to have any superpower for on...[Show full comment]

Bird Man12 years ago

Then I get hydro prescibed. Then I have mooooooore super powers.

Z_Emruld7 years ago

That would be fun

Naomiiilast year

just get the superpower to get all superpowers an ld the super power to keep them. Then use the superpower to not feel pain for the next month or, never have to use it again because the rule doesn't apply anymore, as you would have superpowers for an indefinite time

Mommasgirl11008 years ago

I could just use my super power to make myself not in pain but the problem is.... my powers would be a doctor"s power XD

babybears10 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

Slimey kitty kat9 years ago

You could have a power to stop pain

legorig10 years ago

The power to refill things has no bounderies

Jordieliz9 years ago

What if I have a super that gives me money that would be awesome

namgrub11 years ago

my super power is that what i wan't it will 100% come true so i have alway's this supper power if i wan't ^^ and that i don't feel the pain of that

Snivuteam1238 years ago

Once a year? That"s worthless!

ConnorGames10 years ago

Nope Fuck that...

Peanutato10 years ago

I will use only if necessary

Toothbat3 years ago

Just get a wish granting superpower wish the powers you get always work and wish the side effect never happens

spookytrash10 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

ianp1019 years ago

So, I get to be a superhero on an annual cool-down for just a single month of pain? WORTH IT! First, super-....erm .... knowledge? .... to figure out how to minimize the pain. Then, do it again to solve whatever problems I may have....

Mr.CatJacket779 years ago

just get the power to grant wishes and stop the pain and wish for every super power for a entire lifetime. DUH.

Chet Deleo12 years ago

My superpowers will enable me to travel back in time and eliminate the pain I will go through for a month rewriting history and conclusively forbidding me from feeling any pain in the first place.

babybears10 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

Bkillenit4 years ago

I would make a power that makes me like the excruciating pain 💪🏾😏🥴

Chris01119 years ago

Guys.. the power to make LITERALLY anything appear in your hands. Like I could make a button appear. And when that button is pressed, I get everything I can think of!!

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Makes sense if you're using the power non-stop

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Ubercrow10 years ago

Fuck off with your ridiculous "loopholes." I'm pressing the button because it's worth it. Also, it says I "may" have an entire day every year; I can decide not to take it the next year if the pain is too much.

Anne12127 years ago

There are still painkillers

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