Will You Press The Button?

failmanoveccesky029 years ago

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Indonesian-Autumn-Adder248 years ago

That awkward moment when you"re an atheist...

CatCupCakes9209 years ago

The most religious I have ever been is that one time I said "jesus give me a bullet bill" while playing mario kart since I had been pushed into 8th place by a blue shell and I actually got a bullet bill and got back to first place.

Derkaderk8 years ago

The only religion i wanna belive in is the religion that gives me junk food, soda, 24/7 tv, and no service to celebrate it.

Tjones8 years ago

Lol like every single comment here is from an atheist

SciArtHerp8 years ago

I'm in a cult! I worship Springtrap and Bendy!

Panifex7 years ago

All I gain from this is the downside, so no.

Migdin18 years ago

If someone knows of a religion with a god that makes me not fat, and gives me free video games and money, then i might press it

TylerTheBeast8 years ago

Already religious

SciArtHerp8 years ago

O mighty Pancake Satan! Here my call!!!! Kill Trump, mister Afton.

DragonEXE8 years ago

How? yeast infection?

djpg219 years ago

That doesn't make sense

ProfessorWhy8 years ago

The upside?

21stcenturyschizoidwoman3 years ago

having literally a god watching over you?

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago

I don't wanna be Religious........... I don't believe it......... Failure to see an upside.

icejojo27 years ago

So you basically just said by to eternal life and legit the best time you could possibly have. You don't need to be already religious to press this

ASDF1113 years ago

I am a FURRY FAN. I think this is pretty much the same as religion, and I would never dare tell anyone around me.

Masterofthewaifus8 years ago

This means you literally have a guardian angel.

Rainingdaily9 years ago

Bing an atheist and all, why would I want to have complete faith in a religion that I don't give a shit about in the first place?

NobodySpecial6 years ago

I wish all religious people were like that. THOSE DAMN JEHOVAH"S WITNESSES KEEP SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE AND I CAN'T SLAM THE DOOR BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT A LITTLE SHIT WITH THEM SO I HAVE TO POLITELY PRETEND I"M LISTENING UNTIL THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE.

AuraTheSpiritlast year

I'm an atheist, but like: this post basically says that whatever religion it is would be true. As such, why would I want to be unfaithful in something that's correct to think?

Evil_J4 years ago

Atheism isn't a religion

Supreme8 years ago

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icejojo27 years ago

Basically religion already cause everyone hates on them

Nothingness9 years ago

I don't need 2 tell any1 about it

ReefChong3 years ago

What if you try to tell anyone about your complete faith in religion and being comforted by a supreme being that is watching over you?

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago

I'm an atheist...

prxsmchrxme6 years ago

Solution: be atheist

Shirokun7 years ago

Why do you need to tell anyone.

C8 years ago

It"d be creepy if there was a supreme being watching over you, plus I don't believe in religion

Tayogalast year

Uh, I believe in a video game god pantheon, if that counts.

Tayogalast year

And Cowboy Huskot (our supreme overlord) too

End3rc0re3 years ago

I already have the upside to this so there"s no point in pressing the button

Kauter2068 years ago

The Upside is???

RoaringRookie12347 years ago

JESUS COME TO ME MY LORD AND SAVIOR BECAUSE I HAVE CHOSEN YOU AND YOU CAN SPREAD WORD OF JESUS CHRIST NO MATTER WHAT!

Yatanay8 years ago

i don't care

Yaaaas2 years ago

What’s a supreme?

Poonut8 years ago

Leme tell you about home...

StrudelCutie44275 years ago

Not to be THAT person, but I already have that. I'm a christian, and too damn shy to tell anyone who isn't on the internet.

FlameBlaze9 years ago

I'm aiethist

EmperorBethany6729 years ago

This already happens to some people

RNJR7 years ago

I'm atheist

KINGLINUS18 years ago

I have faith in BETHESDA!

ByzAurum7 years ago

good luck waiting for Tes 6.

animeloverrr4293 years ago

my stuffie is my god

marmitedude16 years ago

God isnt real

oldnotweak9 years ago

so basically... your stupid and have convinced yourself of some shit.

LeoGJ2 years ago

It's so EZ

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

I am in the FNAF cult

CCthecat9 years ago

Im atheist so maybe not, i dont believe in god

GalceonGod117 years ago

ALL POWERFUL BUTTON WIZARD let"s make a deal I believe in you and you give me all the shit I want

NinJest8 years ago

This doesn't even specify that the religion is true just that you believe in it

MyUsernameWasStolen2Times8 years ago

Yeah it das beeing comforted and not being protected by the power is the god(s)

WayT00Many11ama58 years ago

so know i"m going to Heaven and no one else knows whether it truly exists? OK!!

Different-Aangle3 years ago

I would rather have faith that God exists and be able to tell people about Him than see Him before I die and not be able to tell anyone about Him

ZeMedicMain6 years ago

God doesn't exist it is Just choince to be a moron or not

235x0last year

NOPE

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