Will You Press The Button?

failmanoveccesky02 10 years ago

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Passdue last year

I don't have a sister, what a pitty...

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Indonesian-Autumn-Adder24 10 years ago

That awkward moment when you"re an atheist...

xtdwd last year

不，无神论者发现天上真有个远古生物保佑自己的时候会毫不犹豫献出自己那毫无价值的信仰换取无上的庇佑

CatCupCakes920 10 years ago

The most religious I have ever been is that one time I said "jesus give me a bullet bill" while playing mario kart since I had been pushed into 8th place by a blue shell and I actually got a bullet bill and got back to first place.

Derkaderk 10 years ago

The only religion i wanna belive in is the religion that gives me junk food, soda, 24/7 tv, and no service to celebrate it.

Tjones 9 years ago

Lol like every single comment here is from an atheist

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

I'm in a cult! I worship Springtrap and Bendy!

Panifex 9 years ago

All I gain from this is the downside, so no.

Migdin1 9 years ago

If someone knows of a religion with a god that makes me not fat, and gives me free video games and money, then i might press it

TylerTheBeast 9 years ago

Already religious

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

O mighty Pancake Satan! Here my call!!!! Kill Trump, mister Afton.

DragonEXE 9 years ago

How? yeast infection?

djpg21 11 years ago

That doesn't make sense

ProfessorWhy 9 years ago

The upside?

21stcenturyschizoidwoman 4 years ago

having literally a god watching over you?

Hoovyspoovygroovy 10 years ago

I don't wanna be Religious........... I don't believe it......... Failure to see an upside.

icejojo2 9 years ago

So you basically just said by to eternal life and legit the best time you could possibly have. You don't need to be already religious to press this

Radioactive_Foxy 6 years ago

I am in the FNAF cult

CCthecat 10 years ago

Im atheist so maybe not, i dont believe in god

GalceonGod11 9 years ago

ALL POWERFUL BUTTON WIZARD let"s make a deal I believe in you and you give me all the shit I want

Wonber_six 3 months ago

Why should I tell others?

NinJest 9 years ago

This doesn't even specify that the religion is true just that you believe in it

MyUsernameWasStolen2Times 9 years ago

Yeah it das beeing comforted and not being protected by the power is the god(s)

WayT00Many11ama5 10 years ago

so know i"m going to Heaven and no one else knows whether it truly exists? OK!!

Different-Aangle 4 years ago

I would rather have faith that God exists and be able to tell people about Him than see Him before I die and not be able to tell anyone about Him

ZeMedicMain 7 years ago

God doesn't exist it is Just choince to be a moron or not

235x0 3 years ago

NOPE

Buckbodger 6 years ago

Religion is about spiritual enlightenment, anyway - ask the Buddhists and the Taoists - it was never meant to become something preached and enforced, nay, brainwashed into children, nor something abused to further an agenda.

TCETube 10 years ago

Why the hell not?

cybersurfer 10 years ago

Why not

SomeRazorThing 9 years ago

Boi, i have no religion..... ._.

Masterofthewaifus 10 years ago

This means you literally have a guardian angel.

ASDF111 4 years ago

I am a FURRY FAN. I think this is pretty much the same as religion, and I would never dare tell anyone around me.

NobodySpecial 7 years ago

I wish all religious people were like that. THOSE DAMN JEHOVAH"S WITNESSES KEEP SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE AND I CAN'T SLAM THE DOOR BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT A LITTLE SHIT WITH THEM SO I HAVE TO POLITELY PRETEND I"M LISTENING UNTIL THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE.

Rainingdaily 10 years ago

Bing an atheist and all, why would I want to have complete faith in a religion that I don't give a shit about in the first place?

AuraTheSpirit 3 years ago

I'm an atheist, but like: this post basically says that whatever religion it is would be true. As such, why would I want to be unfaithful in something that's correct to think?

Evil_J 5 years ago

Atheism isn't a religion

Supreme 10 years ago

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