Everything you say will come true
but
You will get the opposite of what you say
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
everything you say? ok what if you accidentally say the opposite of something you don't want to happen as a joke

nathan4438 10 years ago
"I wish everything I say won't come true and will be opposite"! Gets rid of the downside and keeps the upside

Dabuttonmaster 9 years ago
GENIUS!!!!

Jeff Fischer 13 years ago
But if everything I say will come true, but I get the opposite results, then what I said didn't come true. Everything I say would be a lie. But you told me everything I say will come true, but that was a lie, because nothing I say will come true if everyth... [Show full comment]

slhammer 4 years ago
my square brain is turning to mush
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TheZeldaMasteh 11 years ago
Ok, Just Use Reverse Psychology (Say The Opposite Of What You Want) And You Get What You Want!

Litteral CanadaBall Right Here 10 years ago
I have now found my alt account "ShinyCupcakeLugia10" Great!
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MrMcGoofy 10 years ago
So... Reverse Psycology? "I hope Justin Bieber lives a long happy life with a big dick and hot wife and that Trump get relected and is never assassinated."

Mark5armor 9 years ago
I disagree, especially for that trump part! (Haha, more reverse psychology)

BunnyLoverGirl 9 years ago
Just say the opposite, then you get what you want.

harman1577 9 years ago
Just start speaking opposite 😂

Donovan Jackson 13 years ago
ok...say the opposite of what i want...and it comes true...easy loophole

OblivionBringer 8 years ago
Nice job, now that"s not true anymore.
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MrDonut 8 years ago
Always be sarcastic

BeauHefley 8 years ago
I will accidentally say "Is the answer to this question no?"

MohamedAmineBlock 9 years ago
Afcourse not.

GlutNy 9 years ago
Then say the exact opposite of what you want to say. And if your brain hurts, then stop being a dumbass and getting lost in the fxcking dillema

GlutNy 9 years ago
say the exact opposite of what you want

Real_Chelsea 9 years ago
This makes no sense

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Reverse psychology obviously.

Aminchala 9 years ago
If the opposite happen of what I say then it doesn't come true so does it come false *knee slapper *

jkmc1205 10 years ago
BUT YOU JUST SAID!

KingFruit 11 years ago
test comment. Don't reply.

neverknown 11 years ago
test comment. Don't reply.
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MasterOfTheRedPen 11 years ago
Contradictory

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Nope, just say the opposite of what you want.

SpoilerMaster 11 years ago
downside not found just wish for like "Jen DOESN'T want to fuck me" then watch it happen lmao

Catherine Leah Hinkley 13 years ago
dat paradox

Adam Hayslett 13 years ago
If you get the opposite of what you say, then Everything you say will not come true! These are two contradicting statements! THIS IS FALSE!

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago
this literally reverses itself

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
So if I say anti Brony boyfriend and I get A brony gf

reMOTE277 9 years ago
47 years ago
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SecretAgent3125 10 years ago
Step 1: I want everything I say come out opposite Step 2: Profit

Jamieward 6 years ago
I wish I lost $1000000

Will you press the dog 10 years ago
Ima say i dont want 1,000,000

Junai 9 years ago
Paradox much?

linktry4s 11 years ago
Just say the opposite of what you want. loophole found?

little_fire 2 months ago
Then I just need to keep cursing :)

Punk_Gurl94 6 years ago
"Are you rich? " "No I'm not rich" Ten seconds later...

maor koren 11 years ago
i will just say the oopisit of what i want

Double_the_max 9 years ago
Whats the whole f*doing point then

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago
Ehh I do not want infinitive money..

CryptoMynd 2 years ago
"In the past, none of the things you say that you don't want to come true will not happen vaugely as you do not intend." Problem solved.

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago
What if i said the world becomes a lie

DJ Longz 12 years ago
Contradiction?

WingDingGaster 9 years ago
I become the dumbest, weakest,& most depressed thing in space and time *get opposite* yey

auchrien(thecheapskate) 11 years ago
SAY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT

JohanesPaksiPinandito 3 years ago
This is literally Sagume Kishin's from Touhou Project special ability

HOUSEMD7 10 years ago
Paradox

Spidermaster4 11 years ago
Yea just say the opposite

Leurunner 5 years ago
This invalidates itself.

Ventex 10 years ago
What the... "Everything you say will come true BUT You will get the opposite of what you say" Sooooo logically

Evil740 9 years ago
Jeff Fischer, true but If you say "I have doughnuts" then that means "I don't have doughnuts" So if you want what you actually want just say "I don't have doughnuts" which will then turn into "I have doughnuts" BOOM

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago
This would take a bit of feeling out to get right, would have to experiment with it.

Tews 10 years ago
My head hurts

Braden99398 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

KingFruit 11 years ago
Geez, people are so gullible. Don't believe the copy paste crap.

Stropey 9 years ago
Hmm... I will never get to unite with my waifu and she"s going to be so ugly if I do reach her. Ha ha! I have not turned the tables!

_l_e_x_i_e_ 11 years ago
"I don't want 1 Bil" *gets 1 Bil* =D

Evil_J last year
Slightly irritating, but still powerful *push*
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