Will You Press The Button?

homunculus1019 years ago

Life asked Death, "Why do people love me, but hate you?" Death replied, "Because I am a painful truth, and you are a beautiful lie"

YourLocalSIMP3 years ago

Well it"s true except I am actually waiting for my death and welcoming iy

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rickastleysghost8 years ago

I could tell them, it never says THEY couldn't change it

CMHammond7 years ago

By telling them, you are attempting to change the event. Your actions (telling them) would lead to it not happening, meaning you cannot do that. Either that or telling them doesn't fix it.

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Knucklesfan8 years ago

I will be the best "I told you so" guy in the world... Eh eh.

Stropey7 years ago

I would basically be the guy who would show up, make an awful pun, and look at the camera as the canned laughter has been unleashed. *Friend dies from being crushed* Wow, that was *pressing* situation! *Seinfeld theme*

KittyPotato12347 years ago

Ya like jazz?

juleaa9 years ago

I'd pretend to be a psychic

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

I hate to say this...but I told you so!

C7 years ago

If someone sees that calendar they'll think your either plotting to kill them or completely crazy

mampfer9 years ago

If I can't do anything to change the future I may very well not know it at all.

PartyGamer9317 years ago

By the way i"m 16 if you were wondering

gamandy9 months ago

22 now?

mathewb7 years ago

How accurate is the calendar?

THERealTrueBoss8 years ago

You can make the most of your time with those people

Blaise9 years ago

You could know when and what will happen, so you can comfort them efficiently afterwords.

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

Yes Yes and Yes

Touristlast year

There is no downside

Silverthorn138 years ago

You can see exactly when the world will end. Important for future life choices/investments

Cyneflavia9 years ago

I'd be able to emotionally prepare myself for anything upcoming.

xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx8 years ago

So... a cheat sheet?

KittyPotato12347 years ago

*looks at calendar* "okay..." ... " goodbye to great twice removed aunt on the 22nd!"

AmaziMutima7 years ago

Whatch them sufer MHWHAHAHAHA

Countrygirl978 years ago

If you know they are going to go through a break up with someone ypu csn tell thwm before thwy even start dating. It may not stop thwm from dating but its worth a shot.

swizzle7 years ago

Perfect for preparing ahead of time

Annea9 years ago

Fixed points in time. And then River comes in an fucks all the shit up.

TheDarkPants8 years ago

I"d think its better not to know that somebody is going to die because then you will do something to make it happen because you know its going to happen anyway and thats why it will happen. Ever seen one of these apocalypse movies where someone builds a ma...[Show full comment]

Dark224 years ago

where"s the upside?!?!

OiIplayminecraft7 years ago

I don't like this one injuries and death no I will not i would save them

Gamercat1478 years ago

Honestly knowing all those terrible things would happen would only make me less sad for when they actually happen.

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Faithk8089 years ago

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Ultralord14007 years ago

It says stop, but it doesn't say prolong

-T-1102-L-7 years ago

Yea I would so press the button XD

Nisse448 years ago

Don't want to know when I die wait I am immortal👍

zach21218 years ago

We cant do anything from happening either way gezz

Hawk-Of-Doom8 years ago

Random dude: presses button Goes crazy. Wishes had not pressed button.

GUGA-BOOIINNGG4 years ago

Sell your info as a fortune teller, you can't stop it so it will happen. That means you were right and so they will come back for more. Profit

Glennator8 years ago

Why not tell them?

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Stropey7 years ago

This would actually be quite hilarious.

NicoLugo7 years ago

I don’t wanna know any of it anyways. Let’s leave it a mystery

YourEmporerStalin8 years ago

Now I will know when to get things off my chest

ConvenientlyShapedLamp7 years ago

Spoilers!

RenxConverse9 years ago

no downside for me

mokshita8 years ago

Life is like a painful sleep and death Is like a beautiful sleep forever and ever A story begins Someone. Asked life who u are are u a lie or a true dream life told I m a lie but u made me lie cause life means yea...[Show full comment]

frown3 years ago

You can tell them when and how, and they could change it. We can't, only they can.

Baughg18 years ago

ou cant but you can tell them so they can stop it

YourEmporerStalin8 years ago

But you caused them to try to live so no you couldn't do that, in a way it breaks the rules.

yabbles7 years ago

tell them dont drive that shitty car save them from death #problemsolved

Fiction8499 years ago

I'd rather the future reveal itself than it show me all of its secrets

Phoenix~â˜†9 years ago

That's 2 downsides pretty much

YovanW5 years ago

Just tell them. The one who gonna feel it or smthng. So they can change whats gonna happen not me/us

MilHil8 years ago

Well, you can't stop them without the calender either, if you don't know when it"s happening, soooo...

PartyGamer9317 years ago

Man, I wish I could have known when my parents broke up, I hated my dad he always abused me that fuckwit my mum was actually really nice she was the total opposite of my dad that is why I now live just with my mum

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