Will You Press The Button?

homunculus101 10 years ago

Life asked Death, "Why do people love me, but hate you?" Death replied, "Because I am a painful truth, and you are a beautiful lie"

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Life then asked death for two big macs and chicken mcnuggets from mcdonalds

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rickastleysghost 9 years ago

I could tell them, it never says THEY couldn't change it

CMHammond 8 years ago

By telling them, you are attempting to change the event. Your actions (telling them) would lead to it not happening, meaning you cannot do that. Either that or telling them doesn't fix it.

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Knucklesfan 10 years ago

I will be the best "I told you so" guy in the world... Eh eh.

Stropey 8 years ago

I would basically be the guy who would show up, make an awful pun, and look at the camera as the canned laughter has been unleashed. *Friend dies from being crushed* Wow, that was *pressing* situation! *Seinfeld theme*

KittyPotato1234 8 years ago

Ya like jazz?

juleaa 10 years ago

I'd pretend to be a psychic

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

I hate to say this...but I told you so!

C 9 years ago

If someone sees that calendar they'll think your either plotting to kill them or completely crazy

mampfer 10 years ago

If I can't do anything to change the future I may very well not know it at all.

PartyGamer931 8 years ago

By the way i"m 16 if you were wondering

gamandy 2 years ago

22 now?

mathewb 8 years ago

How accurate is the calendar?

THERealTrueBoss 10 years ago

You can make the most of your time with those people

KittyPotato1234 8 years ago

*looks at calendar* "okay..." ... " goodbye to great twice removed aunt on the 22nd!"

xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx 10 years ago

So... a cheat sheet?

AmaziMutima 8 years ago

Whatch them sufer MHWHAHAHAHA

Countrygirl97 10 years ago

If you know they are going to go through a break up with someone ypu csn tell thwm before thwy even start dating. It may not stop thwm from dating but its worth a shot.

Annea 10 years ago

Fixed points in time. And then River comes in an fucks all the shit up.

swizzle 9 years ago

Perfect for preparing ahead of time

Dark22 6 years ago

where"s the upside?!?!

TheDarkPants 9 years ago

I"d think its better not to know that somebody is going to die because then you will do something to make it happen because you know its going to happen anyway and thats why it will happen. Ever seen one of these apocalypse movies where someone builds a ma... [Show full comment]

OiIplayminecraft 8 years ago

I don't like this one injuries and death no I will not i would save them

Gamercat147 10 years ago

Honestly knowing all those terrible things would happen would only make me less sad for when they actually happen.

Faithk808 10 years ago

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bdavis823 9 years ago

o m g BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

fxsdx 10 months ago

那我的一生就会过得非常悲惨,因为我将会知道所有的坏事，而且我无法改变他

Ultralord1400 9 years ago

It says stop, but it doesn't say prolong

Nisse44 9 years ago

Don't want to know when I die wait I am immortal👍

-T-1102-L- 8 years ago

Yea I would so press the button XD

zach2121 10 years ago

We cant do anything from happening either way gezz

GUGA-BOOIINNGG 5 years ago

Sell your info as a fortune teller, you can't stop it so it will happen. That means you were right and so they will come back for more. Profit

Hawk-Of-Doom 9 years ago

Random dude: presses button Goes crazy. Wishes had not pressed button.

Glennator 10 years ago

Why not tell them?

Hyp0therm1a.2V 5 months ago

我们本就改变不了什么

Stropey 9 years ago

This would actually be quite hilarious.

&lt;&gt;My_Name_Is_Deez_Yeet&lt;&gt; 10 years ago

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YourEmporerStalin 9 years ago

Now I will know when to get things off my chest

NicoLugo 8 years ago

I don’t wanna know any of it anyways. Let’s leave it a mystery

ConvenientlyShapedLamp 8 years ago

Spoilers!

RenxConverse 10 years ago

no downside for me

frown 4 years ago

You can tell them when and how, and they could change it. We can't, only they can.

mokshita 9 years ago

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Baughg1 10 years ago

ou cant but you can tell them so they can stop it

YourEmporerStalin 9 years ago

But you caused them to try to live so no you couldn't do that, in a way it breaks the rules.

yabbles 9 years ago

tell them dont drive that shitty car save them from death #problemsolved

Fiction849 10 years ago

I'd rather the future reveal itself than it show me all of its secrets

Phoenix~â˜† 10 years ago

That's 2 downsides pretty much

YovanW 6 years ago

Just tell them. The one who gonna feel it or smthng. So they can change whats gonna happen not me/us

MilHil 9 years ago

Well, you can't stop them without the calender either, if you don't know when it"s happening, soooo...

SugarSkull 10 years ago

Tick tock.

PartyGamer931 8 years ago

Man, I wish I could have known when my parents broke up, I hated my dad he always abused me that fuckwit my mum was actually really nice she was the total opposite of my dad that is why I now live just with my mum

â™¡â˜†RandomUserâ™¡â˜† 10 years ago

I may as well not no it @ all... geez, what a dark question....

SarahVeronicaHall 9 years ago

Why would I even want to know that stuff?? That"s horrible.

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