Will You Press The Button?

homunculus1018 years ago

Life asked Death, "Why do people love me, but hate you?" Death replied, "Because I am a painful truth, and you are a beautiful lie"

YourLocalSIMP2 years ago

Well it"s true except I am actually waiting for my death and welcoming iy

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rickastleysghost7 years ago

I could tell them, it never says THEY couldn't change it

CMHammond6 years ago

By telling them, you are attempting to change the event. Your actions (telling them) would lead to it not happening, meaning you cannot do that. Either that or telling them doesn't fix it.

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Knucklesfan7 years ago

I will be the best "I told you so" guy in the world... Eh eh.

Stropey6 years ago

I would basically be the guy who would show up, make an awful pun, and look at the camera as the canned laughter has been unleashed. *Friend dies from being crushed* Wow, that was *pressing* situation! *Seinfeld theme*

KittyPotato12346 years ago

Ya like jazz?

juleaa8 years ago

I'd pretend to be a psychic

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

I hate to say this...but I told you so!

C6 years ago

If someone sees that calendar they'll think your either plotting to kill them or completely crazy

mampfer8 years ago

If I can't do anything to change the future I may very well not know it at all.

PartyGamer9316 years ago

By the way i"m 16 if you were wondering

mathewb6 years ago

How accurate is the calendar?

THERealTrueBoss7 years ago

You can make the most of your time with those people

RenxConverse8 years ago

no downside for me

frown2 years ago

You can tell them when and how, and they could change it. We can't, only they can.

mokshita7 years ago

Life is like a painful sleep and death Is like a beautiful sleep forever and ever A story begins Someone. Asked life who u are are u a lie or a true dream life told I m a lie but u made me lie cause life means yea...[Show full comment]

Baughg17 years ago

ou cant but you can tell them so they can stop it

YourEmporerStalin7 years ago

But you caused them to try to live so no you couldn't do that, in a way it breaks the rules.

yabbles6 years ago

tell them dont drive that shitty car save them from death #problemsolved

Fiction8498 years ago

I'd rather the future reveal itself than it show me all of its secrets

Phoenix~â˜†8 years ago

That's 2 downsides pretty much

YovanW4 years ago

Just tell them. The one who gonna feel it or smthng. So they can change whats gonna happen not me/us

MilHil7 years ago

Well, you can't stop them without the calender either, if you don't know when it"s happening, soooo...

SugarSkull7 years ago

Tick tock.

PartyGamer9316 years ago

Man, I wish I could have known when my parents broke up, I hated my dad he always abused me that fuckwit my mum was actually really nice she was the total opposite of my dad that is why I now live just with my mum

â™¡â˜†RandomUserâ™¡â˜†8 years ago

I may as well not no it @ all... geez, what a dark question....

SarahVeronicaHall7 years ago

Why would I even want to know that stuff?? That"s horrible.

OmegaDoglast year

Can’t hurt to know beforehand

JacksonCcvgaming6 years ago

Happens in life

littleblueboy6 years ago

id do it just so i can keep to and be there for them

mpgami8 years ago

but you can prepare for them

AlixOnline x8 years ago

I would do it so you could be prepared for everything happening like if your mothers death was in 2 years you wouldn't be as sad as not knowing at all so I would do it

BradleySteward6 years ago

I may not. BUT THEY CAN!!!! It never said i could tell them.

Migweegwee3 years ago

I'm always last informed for this stuff, so having a stalker calendar would help allot

AshayZemse7 years ago

#destiny

Cocoacuphead6 years ago

Yes Yes and Yes

Blaise8 years ago

You could know when and what will happen, so you can comfort them efficiently afterwords.

Silverthorn137 years ago

You can see exactly when the world will end. Important for future life choices/investments

Cyneflavia8 years ago

I'd be able to emotionally prepare myself for anything upcoming.

Tourist2 months ago

There is no downside

KittyPotato12346 years ago

*looks at calendar* "okay..." ... " goodbye to great twice removed aunt on the 22nd!"

xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx7 years ago

So... a cheat sheet?

AmaziMutima6 years ago

Whatch them sufer MHWHAHAHAHA

Countrygirl978 years ago

If you know they are going to go through a break up with someone ypu csn tell thwm before thwy even start dating. It may not stop thwm from dating but its worth a shot.

swizzle6 years ago

Perfect for preparing ahead of time

Annea8 years ago

Fixed points in time. And then River comes in an fucks all the shit up.

Dark223 years ago

where"s the upside?!?!

TheDarkPants7 years ago

I"d think its better not to know that somebody is going to die because then you will do something to make it happen because you know its going to happen anyway and thats why it will happen. Ever seen one of these apocalypse movies where someone builds a ma...[Show full comment]

OiIplayminecraft6 years ago

I don't like this one injuries and death no I will not i would save them

Gamercat1477 years ago

Honestly knowing all those terrible things would happen would only make me less sad for when they actually happen.

Faithk8088 years ago

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bdavis8236 years ago

o m g BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Ultralord14007 years ago

It says stop, but it doesn't say prolong

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