Will You Press The Button?

yazanabunima123-SHEESH3 years ago

But atoms never touch so you never touch anything in your life and plus why touch stuff with telekinetic powers?

Volion2 years ago

Touch is a word that doesn't describe actually touching something but only getting as close to it as possible.

TheFangSome138 years ago

Presses button, destroys universe from "touching" air

GameBoyR5 years ago

We’re all made of atoms, the world, anything ever, and atoms never touch each other So that means we’ve never felt anything in our entire lives which means we’ve never TOUCHED everything sooo... No downside!

radicaled739 years ago

Lead lined gloves?

AssHar8 years ago

Science butch nothing ever touches

Dedwerg7 years ago

“I need healing”

TheButton1017 years ago

Then i will touch my enemies

TheButtonSmasher1239 years ago

cant touch water to drink can't touch food to eat?? HOW WILL YOU LIVE

VesHeil9 years ago

Well, since they're being radiated and not irradiated, I'd guess they'll just be hit with a gentle glow, or, you know... die.

Craig Bartlett12 years ago

technically you never touch anything ... look it up

Endman8 years ago

Nice one i knew about that but i didnt realise before your comment but if you touch yourselfe...

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Connor Don Carlos12 years ago

wear gloves?

EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago

The gloves would touch it not you. So you could wear like four gloves

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Emily Tait12 years ago

So, your basically a combination of rogue and jean?

bettycoopah7 years ago

*finger slowly moves towards both of you for burning my eyes with the mention of either of those satanic assholes*

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YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago

If I touch turtles and they get radiated would they turn TMNT?

EncodedGamer8510 years ago

Telekinesis is actually using the air molecules to create a sort of cushion around an object and using that cushion to move said object around.

Jihadimyazz8 years ago

Wear gloves problem solved

xXplosionXx9 years ago

Telekinetic super soldier incoming! Everyone evacuate immediately!

JamesJay9 years ago

To much good can be done with those powers not to take them

MasterDerp89 years ago

If I have telekenetic powers, then I technically don't need touch anything anymore. Imma frikin telekenetically levitate myself! WOOO

Leah Leach12 years ago

I just won't have skin to skin contact with anyone (or anything)

okigarcia20059 years ago

Can't touch food, Water, bed, even the floor... You would kill everyone. What if your feet touch the floor.. I you have shoes one when you fall you would still hit the ground..

AoNeko8 years ago

So...I don't even have to touch anything?

ViolentPenguin9 years ago

So the downside is similar to Zerefs Ankhseram curse?

nanakboi8 years ago

if you touch you body in any way you died

FIRESAC9 years ago

But if i touch the ground/earth wich is alive i kill everything?

SilentJill3454 years ago

I NEED TO HUG MY BROTHER

WolfenShadow9 years ago

Radiation would still effect me. I would die pretty soon after pressing the button.

djmario439 years ago

Dddddddffdfgh

illuminatiunconfirmed6 years ago

Irradiated

Draco Malfoy10 years ago

*cough* Juliette, Shatte Me, *cough*

happythepug9 years ago

no i cant touch my family or friends or THIS LAPTOP I SPEND 8 HOURS A DAY ON in other words, no.

Minotaur8 years ago

TOUCH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!????!!!#dirty minded

Stropey7 years ago

Ooh... I could be a superhero with this... Or a villain.

knifey9 years ago

irradiated, for crying out loud. Spelling...

tikirej9 years ago

No sex!!! so hell NO ! I will not push that button ever!

happyslapper9 years ago

just wear gloves

ihaveAphobiaOfBlackslast year

I have become death destroyer of worlds

nubs nation9 years ago

<=3

ColtonInabnit8 years ago

Wear gloves all the time. So u don't touch stuff but your gloves do.

Fairy_Tale8 years ago

But your touching the gloves

oofityoofoof4 years ago

you can make a telekinetic forcefield and never touch anything..

Tranq10 years ago

Irradiated* You are an insult to Fallout 3 and New Vegas! I hope you are turned into a ghoul!

zwaglou8 years ago

Where plastik gloves

Unknown229 years ago

i want 2 hug my mom

Hyperion9 years ago

If I'm telekinetic, why the fuck would I touch anything?

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AleandrohinriRadicalgamers7 years ago

"Kay i got 3 days to destroy a kill everything in sight

Moritz Zumm12 years ago

Gloves !

ecsonic9 years ago

MY CAT NOOOOOO

The_Reaper_Master8 years ago

But with telekenetic powers you technically don't touch anything.....

ModSavvy9 years ago

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NukeIt9er9 years ago

I don't see a downside; telekinetic and super lethal.

CR4ZYC4TL4DY3 years ago

But air

HolyNipples9 years ago

Yeah "telekinetic" powers would be awesome but that means you can 1) no longer fap 2) No longer play video games or use a computer 3) would kill anyone you have sex with.

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