15293 (18%) 69846 (82%)
15293 (18%) people have pressed this button, while 69846 (82%) did not.
You've been diagnosed with stage 3 Cancer (non-surgical). But you can survive more than a few years with chemo therapy.
but
You live in America, and by the first year of treatment, you're completely broke. You've list your house, are in immense debt, and, while still alive, have nothing to your name.
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T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
Person who made this. You little fucker! You made a shit of piece with your trash cancer button. It’s fucking bad this trash dilemma. I will become back my money! I hope you will in your next time a cow, on a trash farm, you sucker!

Tomis The Wise10 years ago
404, upside not found

PixleBOOM7 years ago
Exactly
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NightShade179 years ago
I just love the feeking of large tumors and horrible diseases coursing through my body, and now I'm the poorest person in the US who has cancer too, man I am sooooooooo lucky.

Amanda Sapienzo12 years ago
There are literally no upsides to this, why would anyone even press the button?

Hyltran2 years ago
People ho have less than a few years to live would press this.
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awsome_nuub9 years ago
Whoever made this obviously didnt get the point of this website

ComicSansBones9 years ago
i rather die on a toilet than this shit

Matt1ha7 years ago
You just made my day
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Seftowefto9997 years ago
No upsides

Virgil7 years ago
There is no upside because this is reality for a large portion of people and they too have no upsides

Weirdo_artist7 years ago
Woah...

dono_kcbr10 years ago
This is so stupid

OriginalNate469 years ago
"Yay,I have cancer now and I have to pay for chemotherapy!"

SneezingIdiot9 years ago
Just what we all wanted

Timelypat8 years ago
I'm not gonna press a button to get cancer

Rowly8 years ago
Upside? A few years of poverty and suffering? What is the point?

uncleltr8 years ago
I don't think the creator knows how this works...

P78 years ago
Y, da 11417 ppl mad o wat!

I find all the loopholes9 years ago
Why did 11196 people press the button?!

Jonathan Kip Winger12 years ago
Why would anyone press the button

Cameron Halstead12 years ago
i'll have to start cooking meth

pdharr9 years ago
i see nothing good is that the maker of this dillemma's sense of humor

EpicCreeper1279 years ago
I get cancer AND i'm broke?!?! NO!! ju- just no!

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
No upside. How did this even get approved?

MouseGirl4 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

Ryan ScottyBoy Stanley12 years ago
What is the up-side to this..?

Chameleon6874 years ago
Do you realize how much 3 years of chemotherapy would suck? The only science backing it is that they inject poisons into you and they hopefully kill the cancer before it kills you
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Tyler Newman12 years ago
I would have to rename myself Walter White first

Marcus Pennington12 years ago
uhm... what? there is no upside to this at all...

Jennyfer López12 years ago
Die either way, but at least without pressing the button I'd die with my dignity!

Yasha Tipikin12 years ago
Don't press it and don't get cancer, BAM! problem solved.

Chameleon6874 years ago
I don't think the person who wrote this knows what health insurance is.

thelolbro1239 years ago
Dude,everything here is a downfall. What was this guy thinking?

WhimsySand10 years ago
Are you saying something about America?

petaco1610 years ago
So...if I press the button I get Cancer?

candy10 years ago
where good side?

Hank Whittaker9 years ago
What many people experience (even more without cancer).

MouseGirl4 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

ZaneP12 years ago
Why would you want cancer, let alone to live in america

Pushdabutton7 years ago
ERROR: upside not found

Hackerman9 years ago
There scuicidal

erintay510 years ago
WHAT THE CRAP? WHY IS THERE NO UPSIDE? HOW DID THIS GET APPROVED

muninlast year
18% of people just can't turn down a deal this good

LalaGoesNyan9 years ago
Time to cook

Brian Zhan12 years ago
Wat?

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago
i doesn't say where in america. it could be in mexico,brazil,argentina,venezuela,or even guatemala. (north america means north part of america)

Asphodel10 years ago
WHAT IS THE POSITIVE?

Mrusername3 years ago
No upsides more downsides... Not gonna press the button

VortexM4ster9 years ago
Once again... NO UPSIDE who would want stage 3 cancer EVEN if they did want to die!

pillsnottasty10 years ago
I don't see no poinr

Jesmeyer9 years ago
best back story ever?

asdguy0011 years ago
Where is the upside? Also, why does the richest country(by money amount) have such a shit healthcare? Here in a broken central european country we have FREE medication and basic education for all and free high education for geniuses.

ZachTwig8208 years ago
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zodlor10 years ago
there is no upside o.O

NationalBoss2479 years ago
Lol its so accurate

Destini Keesee12 years ago
Is there an upside to this one, or???

AlexWasTaken5 years ago
Why would anyone ever do this?
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