Will You Press The Button?

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

Alright here we go: 1. Nothing is perfect. 2. I have a girlfriend and she"s the only one for me. 3. I don't need a ridiculous amount of money. 4. I don't want fame. At all. Ever.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

the button makes your life perfect...

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that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

THE THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! WHAT IS THE THE!?!?!?!?!?!?

ImNotAFish 8 years ago

Can I join? My hat is made of cerran wrap though

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Spewkies 9 years ago

Hey, the candle that shrines twice as bright, burns twice as fast.

Tymberlejk 9 years ago

Nice one :D

Yodarocks2000 10 years ago

But what if you aren't attracted to girls?

Nightpytt 9 years ago

So true lol

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Why does everyone think the perfect life is wealth, fame & being a chick magnet? Surely just having enough money to never have to work again is the perfect life.

LaserNika 10 years ago

What if I'm a Girl? :D

Zach Bauer 13 years ago

I don't wanna live past 50 anyways. Win win.

Bruninpro0101 6 years ago

Yes

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Toothbanger 9 years ago

Honestly you would bet bored after 40 years. So who cares

Prince Hans 10 years ago

You life the the. Perfect life, the girls, the money, the fame... Doesn't even make sense

TheGlitchWitch 10 years ago

Quick question: what if you ARE a girl?

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago

you still gain the perfect life.... but no life is perfect without doing http://willyoupressthebutton.com/342588

Epichambonewin 10 years ago

If i had the perfect life, i would be immortal

A Guy,That Does Stuff 11 years ago

Probelem: I pressed a button that made me immortal! But then gain Option 2: get that money and I vest in a global cure effort for aneurysm! ( if it's even curable )

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

jse confirmed?

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Itsmegio 11 years ago

I already get the girls, the money, and the fame ain't that important.

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

Cringe time!!

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Nick Mallas 13 years ago

THE THE

BrendanCross 9 years ago

The brain will tend to correct errors so we don't see them

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Mayer Marcos 13 years ago

Live wild and leave a pretty corpse

MineplayGamer 10 years ago

I got time travel from the last button sooooo

caitlinabbiex 11 years ago

What if you were attracted to men not women?

Sgt. Trollolol 11 years ago

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mjayyy 11 years ago

um...one slight problem. IM A GIRL!!!!

CMHammond 11 years ago

Then you get all the girls still...

lfwpanda8 12 years ago

Live happy, Die happy

DianeSinOfEnvy 9 years ago

Can't you just pay to find a cure?

EMINIM IS A FAG 10 years ago

WAT DA FUCK HELL NO

RazorStudios 5 years ago

I think I’ll die at my 60’s, so I’m fine.

Puremelody63 11 years ago

why live a perfect life. then there is no adventure. and that's a boring life. that's my opinion. the best feeling in this World is the feeling that you fighted for you want. and you can have a good feeling

Snescube 10 years ago

Better a perfect life than a short one

CocoPlays 9 years ago

I want guys not girls please :)

werty 11 years ago

I think that at that time a special cure for aneurysm and i could afford it...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 9 years ago

What if your 51?

ThePockyQueen 11 years ago

Perfect life and money to spend with no one thank you. I don't want gold digging bitches.

LaurentheDragonHeart 10 years ago

.......Im a straight girl. Have you ever noticed that these are all geared towards men?

CobaltStarling 10 years ago

Write some geared towards girls then. Don't complain about the problem when you can do something about it fairly easily. Not to mention, hello, lesbians?

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

Perfect life: Gain immortality. Get the girls. Get the money. Get the fame. Fake your death because people get suspicious after 80 years. Repeat.

magicalrealmofmrfish 12 years ago

im a girls myself soo i dont need to

jerimys 10 years ago

Yolo bitchs

Pashy 3 years ago

everything’s perfect and I don’t live long enough to see myself become an ancient old fart? win win

L0uD0g30 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

MegaLuxrayYT 9 years ago

50+ is just pain, so thank you

Gamer Anas 10 years ago

I already pressed a button that makes me immortal so I don't really care

Thomasdk 6 years ago

I'm gay so no girls

EJG 11 years ago

Um...... Who wants to be rich and spoils ðŸ˜«

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ThePaulDude 9 years ago

I'm guessing pewdiepie pressed this, except he turn down getting girls because dude be sucking all the dicks.

TheLemonQueen 11 years ago

What if I'm female.....? I'm straight too soo..

TheMLGPokerFace 10 years ago

wut is aneurysm

Aaron Floyd 11 years ago

How many girls...

Baby_Girl 11 years ago

Worth it

Coroder 9 years ago

Everyone with cancer pressed the button

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's 11 years ago

Live cluttered, Die cluttered

ahmad-amodi311 5 years ago

it could be 50,000 years

GalaticWolf 11 years ago

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Lavacreeper57885447 9 years ago

50 is the worst years so...Win

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