Will You Press The Button?

Deep_fried last year

Gay guys 😏

Nosaj 10 years ago

You guys do realize that eternity is, well, a pretty long time?

YouSpoonyBard1 3 years ago

*points to username* I see this every day.

you-see-mee-replying 3 years ago

what if i want that when i die my next life i want the same conditions as last time and that i am not a spoon being put in peoples mouth

ManButton 8 years ago

But you don't have eyes or nerves so you can't see or feel it.

Bill Wait 13 years ago

Oral and hot showers. Is this a downside?

HBPencil 8 years ago

Your head is being put in people’s mouths, not the most comfortable thing

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watermelonDSDX 10 years ago

can i be a dildo instead

FreeToothpatseflavoredBleach 10 years ago

Kinky

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

You never said I was aware I was a spoon. Spoons have no brains, I"d be an inanimate object. No downside, just living with the fact that one day I'll be a spoon.

SquidHat 9 years ago

I"ve always wanted to be a spoon, I'm going to kill myself right away!

skullpic4 9 years ago

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Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 9 years ago

I"ve always wondered what being a spoon felt like

1738mememonster 10 years ago

I always wanted to be a spoon

gahmora 10 years ago

I always wanted to be immortal . :P

CCthecat 10 years ago

Lmaooooo XD

DarkShark127 11 years ago

(Person unloads dishwasher) Me: HI I'M YOUR SPOON FRIEND! THAT WAS THE WORST ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE!!

DoItForLove 11 years ago

I'll be able to taste all kinds of foods so yea

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago

Does "everything I've ever wanted" include reincarnation as whatever I wantâ€¦or immortalityâ€¦?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

It says until you're old and happy. I assume you dying would be after that.

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Ethan Kahrl 13 years ago

death by spoon it shall be

Dizzy Zane 13 years ago

Just ignore the rest of your life after you die. Probably not that hard. You'll never go hungry after as you're not alive. Wait... It contradicts itself. You will die but spoons are inanimate objects so you'd be reincarnated to instantaneously die.

ismartromangamer 9 years ago

simply not being alive is different from death

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

Imagine if someone opened the place they keep their silver wear and just, HEY IM YOUR SPOOOON FRENNNDDD

SemiIsback 8 years ago

*friend faints*

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Zack Woodard 13 years ago

Worth it. I've always wondered what the inside of a dishwasher looked like while its turned on

NickolasHagy 8 years ago

You would never be washed

Ashley Beynon 13 years ago

I want to be a spoon!!

Cake Holder 13 years ago

Fuck it, why not.

Desyree Lawanto 13 years ago

well now I know someone's mind is seriously messed up.

Its_YourMoM 11 years ago

#HardSpoonLife

Jarmeshere 10 years ago

Spoons are not living things so how can you come back a life a spoon which is a metal nonloving object

Terraform Trent 12 years ago

I want immortality. LOOPHOLE!

Sphoo 4 years ago

Kinky. I like it

Doflamingo 10 years ago

I want to be immortal and invincible and to never to age any farther than 35

AthenaOnyx 10 years ago

I really wish that people would answer honestly and without coming up with "loopholes" that wouldn't work. It would serve you guys right if all of your decisions on this site became true. I know its a game, but when people don't treat it seriously it gets ruined.

Orionoreo 6 years ago

I could just let my consciousness fade and I don’t have to deal with that

DustArrow 11 years ago

Then I'll just turn myself into a spoon while I'm living and hit people and hit them again and again and again and agaaaain and again and again and again and again and again and agaain and again and again and again and again and agaaaain and again and agai... [Show full comment]