Will You Press The Button?

Deep_fried last year

Gay guys 😏

Nosaj 10 years ago

You guys do realize that eternity is, well, a pretty long time?

YouSpoonyBard1 3 years ago

*points to username* I see this every day.

you-see-mee-replying 3 years ago

what if i want that when i die my next life i want the same conditions as last time and that i am not a spoon being put in peoples mouth

ManButton 9 years ago

But you don't have eyes or nerves so you can't see or feel it.

Bill Wait 13 years ago

Oral and hot showers. Is this a downside?

HBPencil 9 years ago

Your head is being put in people’s mouths, not the most comfortable thing

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watermelonDSDX 10 years ago

can i be a dildo instead

FreeToothpatseflavoredBleach 10 years ago

Kinky

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

You never said I was aware I was a spoon. Spoons have no brains, I"d be an inanimate object. No downside, just living with the fact that one day I'll be a spoon.

SquidHat 9 years ago

I"ve always wanted to be a spoon, I'm going to kill myself right away!

skullpic4 9 years ago

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Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 10 years ago

I"ve always wondered what being a spoon felt like

1738mememonster 10 years ago

I always wanted to be a spoon

gahmora 11 years ago

I always wanted to be immortal . :P

CCthecat 11 years ago

Lmaooooo XD

DarkShark127 11 years ago

(Person unloads dishwasher) Me: HI I'M YOUR SPOON FRIEND! THAT WAS THE WORST ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE!!

DoItForLove 11 years ago

I'll be able to taste all kinds of foods so yea

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago

Does "everything I've ever wanted" include reincarnation as whatever I wantâ€¦or immortalityâ€¦?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

It says until you're old and happy. I assume you dying would be after that.

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Ethan Kahrl 13 years ago

death by spoon it shall be

Dizzy Zane 13 years ago

Just ignore the rest of your life after you die. Probably not that hard. You'll never go hungry after as you're not alive. Wait... It contradicts itself. You will die but spoons are inanimate objects so you'd be reincarnated to instantaneously die.

ismartromangamer 9 years ago

simply not being alive is different from death

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

Imagine if someone opened the place they keep their silver wear and just, HEY IM YOUR SPOOOON FRENNNDDD

SemiIsback 8 years ago

*friend faints*

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Zack Woodard 13 years ago

Worth it. I've always wondered what the inside of a dishwasher looked like while its turned on

NickolasHagy 9 years ago

You would never be washed

Ashley Beynon 13 years ago

I want to be a spoon!!

Cake Holder 13 years ago

Fuck it, why not.

Desyree Lawanto 13 years ago

well now I know someone's mind is seriously messed up.

I-like-pineapples 6 years ago

How did you think of this? Like why a spoon and not the millions of other objects,

MrMadPig 11 years ago

I want to not be reincarnated as a spoon

Mat_Millenium 9 years ago

that means i can wish a machine that makes me immortal and i will never die ^^

IamHot 11 years ago

i'm sorry to all the spoons i've ever shoved in between my toes. rip

luxloy53 10 years ago

spoons arent alive and if they were it clearly says after you die so your dead you wo t even realise ypur a spoon

Seapony 9 years ago

Wait, what if you want immortality‽

BasicBro 11 years ago

Spoons cant feel

Deep_fried last year

Im gonna laugh so hard when someone rinses me and they get sprayed with water

Kittensmash143 10 years ago

I can just get immortality and live forever :3

Mcalainaw 8 years ago

What if I don't want to be happy... Or old...

bang098 11 years ago

I WONT BE A SPOON!!!!1

Tahtu 10 years ago

Ok I want that i will live forever and Some more stuff

MrDurugin 8 years ago

S P O O N

ATShadowCat 11 years ago

Eww in people's mouth?

Skaldi 11 years ago

After this, I look at my spoon differently ...

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

EWE

irishdragon5 11 years ago

I want immortality.

ballboy 10 years ago

its evenly ballanced

Tolnin 12 years ago

I'll be Megan Fox's spoon, it never said I couldn't pick who I belonged to.

Capteinn 5 years ago

hoping for ladies

Tomcerealkiller10 11 years ago

I can't stop being a bitch and could be on mia kalifa's mounth so heck ya!

Nobody cares 10 years ago

I get revenge on them when they try to wash the scooping side of me lol

pokemonfanatic1022 7 years ago

Well this is the wildest thing I"ve seen here in a while

Maryaeye3 11 years ago

No one ever notices the spoon! First stop your drawer next stop world domination!

TYoshisaurMunchakoopa 9 years ago

It says everything I wanted, 2 options: 1. either I choose immortaility or 2. I choose not to be a spoon when I die.

mwyatt1112 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

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