Will You Press The Button?

Deep_fried last year

Gay guys 😏

Nosaj 10 years ago

You guys do realize that eternity is, well, a pretty long time?

YouSpoonyBard1 3 years ago

*points to username* I see this every day.

you-see-mee-replying 3 years ago

what if i want that when i die my next life i want the same conditions as last time and that i am not a spoon being put in peoples mouth

ManButton 8 years ago

But you don't have eyes or nerves so you can't see or feel it.

Bill Wait 13 years ago

Oral and hot showers. Is this a downside?

HBPencil 8 years ago

Your head is being put in people’s mouths, not the most comfortable thing

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watermelonDSDX 10 years ago

can i be a dildo instead

FreeToothpatseflavoredBleach 10 years ago

Kinky

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

You never said I was aware I was a spoon. Spoons have no brains, I"d be an inanimate object. No downside, just living with the fact that one day I'll be a spoon.

SquidHat 9 years ago

I"ve always wanted to be a spoon, I'm going to kill myself right away!

skullpic4 9 years ago

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Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 9 years ago

I"ve always wondered what being a spoon felt like

1738mememonster 10 years ago

I always wanted to be a spoon

gahmora 10 years ago

I always wanted to be immortal . :P

CCthecat 10 years ago

Lmaooooo XD

DarkShark127 11 years ago

(Person unloads dishwasher) Me: HI I'M YOUR SPOON FRIEND! THAT WAS THE WORST ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE!!

DoItForLove 11 years ago

I'll be able to taste all kinds of foods so yea

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago

Does "everything I've ever wanted" include reincarnation as whatever I wantâ€¦or immortalityâ€¦?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

It says until you're old and happy. I assume you dying would be after that.

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Ethan Kahrl 13 years ago

death by spoon it shall be

Dizzy Zane 13 years ago

Just ignore the rest of your life after you die. Probably not that hard. You'll never go hungry after as you're not alive. Wait... It contradicts itself. You will die but spoons are inanimate objects so you'd be reincarnated to instantaneously die.

ismartromangamer 9 years ago

simply not being alive is different from death

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

Imagine if someone opened the place they keep their silver wear and just, HEY IM YOUR SPOOOON FRENNNDDD

SemiIsback 8 years ago

*friend faints*

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Zack Woodard 13 years ago

Worth it. I've always wondered what the inside of a dishwasher looked like while its turned on

NickolasHagy 8 years ago

You would never be washed

Ashley Beynon 13 years ago

I want to be a spoon!!

Cake Holder 13 years ago

Fuck it, why not.

Desyree Lawanto 13 years ago

well now I know someone's mind is seriously messed up.

Caribou 5 years ago

Spoons won't last forever. Also, how are you experiencing suffering? Spoons have no sense organs. So this is basically an atheistic question.

EternalSOV 11 years ago

I've always wanted immortality

SebDaBossYT 9 years ago

Do You Know Da Wae

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Ded meme

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago

umm..yeah

ballboy 10 years ago

i want to be eaten!

ChikkiWillPressThatButton 12 years ago

what if i already am a spoon?

galacticheather 9 years ago

k i n k y

Heavymetal6 11 years ago

That is one heck of an idea dude

GayNerd 10 years ago

As long as I die™

CameronBallZ 6 years ago

I pick a spoon over death.

DeezNutz22 11 years ago

Then never be happy.

BabyDeer last year

Who ever thought of this is weird as heck

Dabbitmaster 10 years ago

Well if I'm a spoon then I can't feel it, it's also impossible because a spoon doesn't live, someone needs to do some studying

EliOpinions 8 years ago

At least I'm being washed

Dripper12345 11 years ago

Just have one of the things you want 'not to become the spoon'

SuperSonicLover2004 9 years ago

Just wish for the ability to not be reincarnated as a spoon, since you get everything you want it'll happen.

fitetoon 11 years ago

I... What

GlutNy 8 years ago

Is the guy/girl who made this just dumb or immature?

irishdragon5 11 years ago

I want immortality and eternal youth.

Dat_Bitch_Across_the_Street 11 years ago

Spoons aren't alive so, it wouldn't really be bad

Maxwell_Viegas 4 years ago

spoon don´t think

Busta 10 years ago

spoons arenat concous

ThePersonOverThere 12 years ago

I worry for the people that write some of these

ventibestwaifu 5 years ago

I mean, reincarnated as a spoon means you don't have a brain. So you can't feel anything. You"re just dead-dead lol

Shajahan 11 years ago

Then Ill just get the intelligence I ever wanted and the materials I ever wanted and make a machine that makes me younger that I ever wanted! ðŸ˜Ž

MrAwesomeV1 9 years ago

I don't even know how to commentate on that one

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